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Oct 17 2019

Bad Lip Reading: Biden 2020

Bad Lip Reading takes on Biden 2020:

It was a good effort, but they couldn’t put gibberish in Biden’s mouth that is any more muddled than what he actually says. Watch him in action at the Democrat debate in Ohio on Tuesday. The video starts with him fending off a question on his son Hunter’s corrupt influence peddling by raving about George Washington:

The Bad Lip Reading version of Biden is more coherent.

On a tip from Varla.

Oct 21 2018

Bad Lip Reading: Hillary Clinton

In case there is anyone out there who has not gotten enough of Hillary Clinton yet, Bad Lip Reading presents the Worst Major Party Presidential Candidate Yet telling tales almost as improbable as her infamous landing under sniper fire in Bosnia adventure:

On a tip from Troy H.

Aug 24 2018

Bad Lip Reading: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Tames the Media

Sarah Huckabee Sanders would probably work as a lion tamer, but moonbats put Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus out of business. So she has to settle for being White House Press Secretary. The job is too easy for her, as we can see in this Bad Lip Reading version of a White House press briefing:

On a tip from Varla.

May 02 2018

Bad Lip Reading: Interrogating Mark Zuckerberg

If you didn’t make it through boy billionaire Mark Zuckerberg’s testimony before Congress last month, watch this abridged version from Bad Lip Reading; it is probably just as informative as sitting through the whole thing:

Hat tip: Legal Insurrection.

Jan 26 2017

Bad Lip Reading of Trump’s Inauguration

We are often left to wonder what politicians are actually saying to each other during public events — but not with Trump’s inauguration, thanks to Bad Lip Reading:

On tips from Bodhisattva, Stormfax, and Varla.

Oct 22 2016

Bad Lip Reading Presidential Poetry Slam

Too bad they don’t both do us all a favor by abandoning their political ambitions for poetry. Hillary’s creation “Because Zombies” is particularly apt for the Halloween season. So is her special attraction for flies:

Via Hot Air, on a tip from TCS III.

Oct 07 2016

Bad Lip Reading of Debate Night

This version of the first presidential debate is also known as Bad Lip Reading’s Imagining of a Quiz Show of the Damned — where it is we who are damned, because we are going to be ruled by one of the contestants:

On a tip from TCS III.

Aug 20 2016

Bad Lip Reading Covers DNC

Finally, we can make some sense of the unhinged moonbattery spewed at the Democratic National Convention, thanks to a translation from the Liberalese into the relatively coherent language Jabberwocky by Bad Lip Reading:

On tips from Troy and Torcer.

Nov 01 2015

A Bad Lip Reading of the First Democratic Debate

Rather than endure another Democrat debate, it might be more informative to go back and watch a bad lip reading of the first one:

On tips from Varla and Troy.

Aug 20 2015

Bad Lip Reading Highlights From First Republican Debate

Fox News might have gotten even higher ratings if they had broadcast the first GOP debate with the sound dubbed in by bad lip readers:

On a tip from Henry.

Dec 02 2019

Biden Gnaws Wife’s Fingers, Raves About Children Massaging His Hairy Legs

Democrats’ one supposedly serious candidate has always been an unsavory lightweight and is now losing it completely. Recent gasp-inducing behavior from Quid Pro Joe of the wandering hands includes gnawing on his wife’s fingers in public and raving about children massaging his hairy legs.

I wouldn’t call any kids in from the other room to hear the President of the United States if what he has to say is this:

When I first saw the hairy legs clip, I thought it might be from a Bad Lip Reading video, but it’s getting wider play now and appears to be for real. Parents, do not let your children anywhere near Joe Biden’s lap.

As Legal Insurrection notes,

Former Vice President and current 2020 Democrat candidate for president Joe Biden (DE) has a long history of gaffes, making questionable statements, being handsy and creepy, and generally being a bit of a buffoon.

Escalating senile dementia will not make this definitive swamp creature less conspicuously unsuitable for high office.

On tips from Varla, Dragon’s Lair, Ellen Olenska, and Chuck A. Hat tips: 100PercentFedUp.com, Vlad Tepes.

Sep 29 2019

Biden Loves Kids Jumping on His Lap

At first I thought this was one of those Bad Lip Reading videos, but given Joe Biden’s creepy physicality where children are concerned, it could be for real:

On a tip from seaoh.

Jun 27 2019

Democrat Primary Debates, Episode I

In case you can’t bring yourself to sit through the Democrat primary debates, Mr Reagan sums up the first one, employing some bad lip reading:

Apr 03 2018

Statue of William McKinley to Be Removed for Being Offensive to Indians

It’s hard to believe that authorities have already taken down every monument in the country that any black finds offensive, yet already they have moved on to purging the nation of statues offensive to Indians:

The target is an 8½-foot bronze likeness of William McKinley, who was president at the turn of the last century and stands accused of directing the slaughter of Native peoples in the U.S. and abroad.

Indian activists and fellow traveler moonbats want to remove the statue from the central square in Arcata, California. It has stood there for over a century; anything that old must be racist and bad.

Arcata is a small town in the north that became infested with moonbats:

The city eventually grew into a haven for hippies from the Bay Area who sought a quieter life and cheaper land. Marijuana growers flocked to the area, as did activists who enrolled at Humboldt State University for its environmental and Native American studies programs.

Statues considered offensive to Indians are subject to P.C. purging back in the Gay Area too.

In February, San Francisco officials said they planned to remove a prominent downtown monument depicting a defeated Native American at the feet of a vaquero and a Spanish missionary. In March, the San Jose City Council booted a statue of Christopher Columbus from the lobby of City Hall.

Beyond the borders of the Land of Fruits and Nuts,

The city of Kalamazoo, Mich., said last month it would take down a park monument of a Native American in a headdress kneeling before a westward-facing pioneer. In Alcalde, N.M., and El Paso, statues of the conquistador Juan de Oñate have become subjects of renewed debate.

Christopher Columbus, the hero revered for centuries for spreading European Civilization to the Western Hemisphere, now faces banishment to the memory hole for spreading European Civilization to the Western Hemisphere.

In Baltimore, a city councilman has vowed to replace a smashed Columbus monument with something that better reflects “current-day values.”

What a fine message to send to the upstanding youths of Charm City. If you don’t like a statue because it is “racist,” vandalize it and the authorities will replace it with something reflecting the values of the vandal. A statue of Trayvon Martin might be appropriate.

Already the Moonbat Messiah renamed Mount McKinley to the more Third Worldy “Mount Denali.” Soon the 25th president will be erased from Arcata too. But not just yet:

The city estimates it will take eight months before he’s gone. California law requires a lengthy environmental review, a process that is expected to bring the total cost of removal to $65,000.

That is, this piece of our heritage still stands because the moonbat mob has gotten tangled up in moonbattery.

On tips from Bodhisattva, Jester, and TCS III.

Mar 11 2018

Cops Not Welcome in Oakland Communist Coffee Shop

Moonbats have a strange idea of safety if they think they can advance it by banning cops in a city with a crime rate more than twice the national average. A coffee shop in Oakland called Hasta Muerte (Until Death), an employee-owned co-op, refuses to serve officers:

[O]n the shop’s Instagram account, there’s a photo posted with text that reads in Spanish: “Talk to your neighbors, not the police.” The post continues about an exchange with a uniformed police officer on Feb. 16, and very clearly it states: “We have a policy of asking police to leave for the physical and emotional safety of our customers and ourselves.”

Progressives renounce even the basics of civilization, like having police around to enforce the laws that defend person and property.

Oakland’s Mayor Libby Schaaf likely committed a crime herself by tipping off local illegal aliens on upcoming ICE raids. Contempt for law & order runs rampant in the Bay Area’s garbage-clogged backyard.

Last Friday February 16th a police (OPD) entered our shop and was told by one of our worker-owners that “we have a policy of asking police to leave for the physical and emotional safety of our customers and ourselves.” Since then, cop supporters are trying to publicly shame us online with low reviews because this particular police visitor was Latino. He broadcasted to his network that he was “refused service” at a local business and now the rumblings are spreading. We know in our experience working on campaigns against police brutality that we are not alone saying that police presence compromises our feeling of physical & emotional safety. There are those that do not share that sentiment – be it because they have a friend or relative who is a police, because they are white or have adopted the privileges whiteness affords, because they are home- or business- owning, or whatever the particular case may be. If they want to make claims about police being part of the community, or claims that race trumps the badge & gun when it comes to police, they must accept that the burden of proof for such a claim is on them. OPDs recent attempts to enlist officers of color and its short term touting of fewer officer involved shootings does not reverse or mend its history of corruption, mismanagement, and scandal, nor a legacy of blatant repression. The facts are that poc, women, and queer police are complicit in upholding the same law and order that routinely criminalizes and terrorizes black and brown and poor folks, especially youth, trans, and houseless folks. For these reasons and so many more, we need the support of the actual community to keep this place safe, not police. Especially in an area faced by drug sales and abuse, homelessness, and toxic masculinity as we see here on this block. We want to put this out to our communities now, in case we end up facing backlash because as we know OPD, unlike the community, has tons of resources, many of which are poured into maintaining smooth public relations to uphold power. It will be no surprise if some of those resources are steered toward discrediting us for not inviting them in as part of the community.

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On tips from Artfldgr, Chronos Z. Wonderpig, Bodhisattva, and Steve A.

Mar 27 2017

Free Speech Bus Defaced by Transsexual Activists

It gets ever harder to believe that only half a century ago, the Free Speech Movement was associated with the Left. Their defacement of a Free Speech Bus sums up what leftists think of free speech now:

The so-called “Free Speech Bus” is based [on] a similar one set up by activists in Madrid. After Spanish transgender activists put up posters reading, “There are girls with penises and boys with vulvas. It’s as simple as that,” a conservative Catholic group drove around a bus with the opposite message: “Boys have penises, girls have vulvas. Do not be fooled.”

2 + 2 = 4. If they can get us to deny it, they win. That is why they insist we regard Bruce Jenner as a woman.

Naturally, Spanish authorities impounded the bus, to the delight of authoritarian moonbats like Chelsea Clinton.

But the National Organization for Marriage duplicated the campaign in the U.S.

“Boys are boys … and always will be. Girls are girls … and always will be,” the U.S. version reads. The group termed the bus the “Free Speech Bus,” while LGBT activists countered with the monicker “Hate Bus.”

Again we see that “hate” as used by leftists roughly translates to “free.”

Since remnants of the First Amendment still survive, activists could not count on the government to do their bidding as in Spain. So they took matters into their own hands:

Whatever its name, the bus never left New York. The National Organization for Marriage announced Thursday that the bus had been defaced by angry activists wielding hammers.

The driver of the bus was assaulted. Other trans activists applauded these classic fascist tactics:

At least progressives don’t nauseate us with phony pretenses as much as they used to. They don’t even pay lip service to basic human rights like freedom of speech and the right not to have your property destroyed. Their tactics are bad; their objectives are bad; they are bad. All that is settled; the only question is whether we can stop them.

On a tip from Torcer.

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