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May 14 2019

Bill Nye Proves Global Warming Theory by Shouting Obscenities

One way to distinguish a scientist from a moonbat entertainer who plays a scientist on TV is that the former makes use of empirical observation. In its place, the latter offers lies, hysteria, and obscenity:

Now for some empirical observation. It is the middle of May. Major League Baseball was playing in the snow last week. The planet is not on fire, nor would imposing Marxist policies of the sort Bill Nye champions make any difference if it were.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

May 23 2018

Bill Nye Wants Tax on Cow Farts

Odious Netflix moonbat Bill Nye has an ingenious plan for raising the price of food — tax cow flatulence:

“Well, this is what we can do and it’s a win-win: to have a fee on carbon. So if you are raising livestock and producing a lot of carbon dioxide with your farm equipment and the exhaust from the animals, then you would pay a fee on that and it would be reflected in the price of meat, reflected in the price of fish, reflected in the price of peanuts,” Bill Nye said in a recent interview with the Daily Beast.

The point is to improve the weather. Liberals literally believe that cow farts make it be too hot out. That’s what he means by “exhaust from the animals.”

Hilariously, Nye spins this latest example of his characteristic heavy-handed authoritarianism as “free-market”:

“This would be a free-market way to reckon the real cost of a meat diet to the world,” Nye continued.

Scratching meat off the menu is a progressive agenda item. Rabbits don’t eat meat, and the objective of social engineers is to reduce us to creatures that more resemble witless, defenseless, plant-munching, constantly fornicating rabbits than human beings. That could be why the United Nations has determined that we should all go vegan.

Just in case anyone needs to be told: no, cow farts do not affect the climate:

Methane is 0.00017% of all atmospheric gases and only 0.36% of the total greenhouse gases.

But since when did scientific reality have anything to do with exploiting the global warming hoax to impose the progressive agenda?

On tips from Stormfax and Chronos Z Wonderpig.

Mar 11 2018

Double Shot of Moonbattery: Bill Nye and Justin Trudeau Have a Fireside Chitchat

The only thing moonbattier than either Canada’s soy boy prime minister or make-believe scientist Bill Nye is both of these featherweights together. Rebel Media selects the three dumbest moments from their “fireside chat”:

Jan 04 2018

Bill Nye Wants Liberal States to Impose Economic Sanctions on States That Don’t Buy Into Global Warming Hoax

Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Guy still won’t give up on the global warming hoax. Now he wants states dominated by his fellow moonbats to punish states that won’t play along:

“There’s a lot of emphasis from conservatives on what are writ-large states rights. Just watch out, conservatives, if states rights include California, Illinois, New York — these places that, where people voted in a progressive fashion — watch out if all those places start to address climate change and then impose economic sanctions, either overtly or by default, on places that have not embraced the work that needs to be done. Then you’ll end up with this states rights working the other way.”

He went on to refer to people in other states, where the hoax is regarded with more skepticism, as “eloquently stated as hillbillies.”

California, New York, and Illinois had better hurry up with those sanctions while there is still someone left to impose them. By an interesting coincidence, these are the three states that people are moving out of the fastest — presumably to get away from moonbats like Nye.

On a tip from J.

Jul 21 2017

Bill Nye Says He Wants Global Warming Skeptics to Die

Oprah Winfrey infamously proclaimed that she wants those who hold views she regards as “racist” to die:

“There are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it — in that prejudice and racism [i.e., political incorrectness] — and they just have to die!”

Pseudo-scientific entertainer Bill Nye, who apparently passes as an intellectual among liberals, feels the same way about those who won’t go along with the global warming hoax. He tells the La-La Land Times:

It just sounds like people [who are not afraid of global warming] are scared. It just sounds like people are afraid. And the people who are afraid in general — with due respect, and I am now one of them — are older. Climate change deniers, by way of example, are older. It’s generational. So we’re just going to have to wait for those people to “age out,” as they say. “Age out” is a euphemism for “die.” But it’ll happen, I guarantee you — that’ll happen.

Previously, Nye called for global warming skeptics to be thrown in prison. Despite his harmless dork persona, he is one malevolent moonbat.

A whole generation is growing up with liberal climate dogma rammed down its throat day and night. Nye must take special solace in this quote from a fellow progressive:

When an opponent declares, “I will not come over to your side,” I calmly say, “Your child belongs to us already…What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.”

Nye made his name by passing off leftist ideology as science on a kiddie show.

On tips from Torcer and J.

Jul 17 2017

Bill Nye Sexual Spectrum Episode Nominated for Emmy

Stalinist propagandist Walter Duranty won a Pulitzer by pretending the Holodomor wasn’t happening. An entire rogues gallery including an ankle-biting moonbat, a con man, a communist dictator, a pervert terrorist, a facilitator of radical Islam, and a useless bureauweenie who facilitated nuclear proliferation won the Nobel Peace Prize. Why can’t the appallingly tasteless “Sexual Spectrum” episode of Bill Nye Saves the World, featuring the paean to depravity “My Sex Junk,” win an Emmy Award?

Bill Nye received an Emmy Award nomination Thursday for his Netflix show’s “Sexual Spectrum” episode.

The Television Academy Awards nominated writers on “Bill Nye Saves The World” for a musical number suggesting that sexuality exists on a spectrum.

Here’s what it takes to get nominated for an Emmy these days:

If we haven’t hit rock bottom yet, it can’t be far off.

On tips from Steve A and KirklesWorth.

Jun 25 2017

Bill Nye Writer Plays Victim Card After Proclaiming Her Approval of Alexandria Shootings

Marcella Arguello is a comedian who writes for the ghastly Netflix series “Bill Nye Saves The World.” Ideologically speaking, she is a good fit for the program, considering that Nye recently proclaimed that reproduction by white people should be restricted. Typically of social justice warriors, she is adept at playing the victim, even when the pose is absurdly inappropriate:

The mentality mainstreamed by moonbats like Marcella is an excellent reason to exercise your right to bear arms. You don’t know when you might run into a James Hodgkinson type high on their rhetoric.

Hat tip: The Liberty Daily.

May 27 2017

Bill Nye the Science Lie

Left-wing entertainer Bill Nye is the perfect spokesman for the global warming hoax, because he is not a scientist, and the global warming hoax is not science. Despite his clownishness, there is something malign about Nye. He represents an attack on science — an effort to reduce it to a political agenda. Bill Whittle applies a little real science to get things back in perspective:

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

May 05 2017

Scientific Basis for Gender Censored From Netflix Version of Old Bill Nye Show

In the USSR, the slaves used to joke, “The future is certain. It’s the past that keeps changing.” Likewise in the USSA, where our answer to Trofim Lysenko benefits from having past statements that no longer comply with official dogma stuffed down the Memory Hole:

A segment saying that chromosomes determine one’s gender on an episode of the educational children’s show “Bill Nye the Science guy,” is cut out on the Netflix version. …

In the original episode, titled “Probability,” a young woman told viewers, “I’m a girl. Could have just as easily been a boy, though, because the probability of becoming a girl is always 1 in 2.”

“See, inside each of our cells are these things called chromosomes, and they control whether we become a boy or a girl, ” the young woman continued. “See, there are only two possibilities: XX, a girl, or XY, a boy.”

Although Netflix denies responsibility, all of the above has been cut out entirely. The likely reason:

This clashes directly with Nye’s current feelings on sex: in a recent episode of his new Netflix series, “Bill Nye Saves the World,” Nye claims that the “male and female” binary is “more like a kaleidoscope.” Instead of the simple XX and XY combinations, Nye asserts that “we see more combinations than that in real life.”

“What makes someone male or female,” Nye says, “isn’t so clear-cut.”

Nye’s evolution on the subject of biological sex is roughly in line with that of standard progressive gender ideology, which is hardly surprising—Nye has become something of a progressive spokesman.

Ideology always comes first for progressives. Science is twisted into bizarre contortions in order to serve it.

Nye recently generated controversy when actress Rachel Bloom appeared on his latest television show and gave a half-rap, half-spoken-word performance about sexuality and identity, which included lines such as “Must I choose between only John or Joyce? / Are my options only hard or moist?” and “Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right / You’re a tall pansexual flirty wood sprite?”

It is unclear if Bill Nye believes that chromosomes have a genetic effect on one’s desire to be a tall pansexual flirty wood sprite.

Moonbattery has the same effect on what is presented to us as science as it has on everything else. Within a few years, students will be reading about pansexual flirty wood sprites in their college biology textbooks, as the Russians and Chinese race ahead of us.

The segment was retroactively censored for ideological noncompliance.

On tips from Torcer and Steve T.

Apr 27 2017

Bill Nye Advocates White Genocide in the Name of Reducing Harmless CO2 Emissions

No wonder some people find clowns so disturbing. Consider Bill Nye, who was never a scientist but used to be a comedian — i.e., a clown.

The Washington Post says everybody loves him:

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Outside WaPo’s liberal ruling class bubble, it would not be hard to find people who loathe Bill Nye. He is not merely creepy but genuinely malevolent. Here is video of him advocating white genocide and prison terms for anyone who won’t play along with the global warming hoax:

Radical environmentalists like Nye hate the human race in general, but as the video above demonstrates, they hate whites in particular. By restricting white reproduction as black reproduction explodes, they can create a world more to their liking — i.e., one that looks like Niger.

Like Bernie Sanders, Nye is not a flaky but well-meaning dork; he is a flaky and evil dork.

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Like Al Franken, a former clown who is now scary instead of funny.

On tips from J, Torcer, Jester, and Byron. Hat tips: The Federalist, RedState.

Apr 26 2017

Bill Nye Does to Ice Cream What He Has Done to Science

Quintessential moonbat Bill Nye is like a giant insect or a mangled corpse at the scene of an auto accident — horrifying, yet so morbidly fascinating in its repulsiveness that you cannot stop looking. Here’s his take on conversion therapy:

To creeps like Nye and his show’s producers, not choosing to engage in sexual perversion makes you bland.

Since normal procreative sex corresponds to vanilla, maybe future episodes of Nye’s program will scientifically inform us as to which flavors correspond to equally valid but more interesting practices like homosexuality, pedophilia, necrophilia, coprophilia, emetophia, and every other paraphilia on this list.

On tips from J and TCS III. Hat tip: Jason C.

Apr 26 2017

Bill Nye Back When He Had Some Respect for Science

Liberals’ favorite scientist Bill Nye was never a scientist, but there was a time when he might have been able to pass a junior high biology class:

Imagine the depraved moonbattery you would get in response if you asked him now what determines gender. Wait… there’s no need to ask, he covered it recently on his show.

On tips from Torcer and J.

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