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Apr 30 2020

Megan Rapinoe: COVID-19 Is “Incredible Gift”

We haven’t heard from moonbat soccer player Megan Rapinoe for a while. Let’s listen to what she has to say about the devastating ChiCom virus crisis:

The virus that has killed over 60,000 Americans, caused the USA $trillions in damage, thrown 30 million people out of work, and put a complete stop to the sports world that she is a part of for months on end is an “incredible gift” because it has done progressives’ work for them by helping to destroy our society so that they can impose a new one in its place.

To his credit, Joe Biden does not noticeably drool as he nods along in agreement.

On a tip from COVIDIOCRACY by CHINA VIRUS 😷. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

Jul 14 2019

Jay Inslee Promises Secretary of State Megan Rapinoe

The Democrat Party has got to be approaching peek preposterousness. Jay Inslee — a certifiable lunatic who has actually been elected Governor of Washington — barked yesterday that if he is elected President of the USA, he will select as Secretary of State the obnoxious, foul-mouthed, theatrically anti-American moonbat Megan Rapinoe:

He said at the progressive Netroots Nation conference that one of his first acts as president would be to get a secretary of State who embraces world unity and “love rather than hate” as he rebuked President Trump’s foreign policy.

“My first act will be to ask Megan Rapinoe to be my secretary of State,” he said.

In the context of bashing Trump, “love” is Liberalese for “hate,” as Inslee’s fellow kook Marianne Williamson demonstrated during a debate.

Inslee’s supporters may be disappointed that his first act won’t be to criminalize automobiles or repeal the Industrial Revolution. So far, he has been running as a single-issue candidate on the global warming hoax.

To get an idea of why the odious Megan Rapinoe might be the most tastelessly absurd choice for Secretary of State out of everyone on the planet, see here and here — or watch the Blue Collar Logic video below:

On a tip from Varla.

Jul 11 2019

Megan Rapinoe Versus Jaelene Hinkle

No matter how obnoxiously she disgraces the country she was regrettably given the honor to represent, they can’t kick the odious Megan Rapinoe off the US team, because it is only how she plays the game that counts, right? Maybe not. Consider Jaelene Hinkle.

Via Fox News:

Jaelene Hinkle, 26, a native of Colorado who played college soccer at Texas Tech, is a defender for the North Carolina Courage of the National Women’s Soccer League.

Last season, Hinkle’s team was the first to win both the NWSL Shield for best regular season play and the NWSL Championship in the same year. She also helped the Western New York Flash to win the championship in 2016.

But Jaelene Hinkle is what the liberal media would call controversial:

In 2015, Hinkle had objected publicly to the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling that legalized same-sex marriage.

She certainly wasn’t the only one enraged by this tyrannical example of leftist social engineering.

“I believe with every fiber in my body that what was written 2,000 years ago in the Bible is undoubtedly true,” Hinkle wrote on Instagram at the time. “This world may change, but Christ and His Word NEVER will.”

Then, in 2017 Hinkle drew criticism when she declined to play in two matches for the U.S. women’s national team, reportedly because she didn’t want to wear special team jerseys recognizing Gay Pride Month.

Hinkle felt that her job was to play soccer, not to promote sin and depravity. This attitude got her booed when her team played in moonbatty Portland.

Later, Hinkle was dropped from the U.S. national team for reasons solely related to soccer, team officials claimed…


Hinkle’s public persona contrasts sharply with that of Team USA captain Megan Rapinoe, who also plays in the NWSL.

By indulging in disrespectful antics when the national anthem is played, denouncing the President, deploying the F-bomb, posing naked with her lesbian ladylove, barking leftist political slogans, et cetera, Rapinoe has won the heart of the liberal establishment.

If someone has to go overboard for the sake of chemistry, it won’t be the obnoxious moonbat; it will be the decent person. That way, young girls will have the sort of role model social engineers want them to have.


“Your message is excluding people. You’re excluding me. You’re excluding people that look like me. You’re excluding people of color,” Rapinoe said in a message to the president.

Adding to the irony, Rapinoe is a lot paler than Hinkle.

On a tip from rpp618.

Jul 11 2019

Megan Rapinoe Won’t Talk With Those Who Disagree

At the moment I am hard-pressed to think of a less appealing human being than militantly moonbatty, foul-mouthed, anti-American, belligerently lesbian, gracelessly swollen-headed soccer player Megan Rapinoe.

But at least we can thank her for clarifying the currently fashionable progressive stance on political dialogue. She is against it.

Rapinoe says she will have a “substantive conversation” with anyone. However, “anyone” is explicitly limited to those who “believe in the same things that we believe in.”

By “we” she may mean her soccer team, or she may be referring to the hivemind of the intellectually homogeneous moonbat Borg. Or maybe her ego has reached such proportions that first person singular doesn’t cut it anymore, so she is going with the royal we.

If you swallow the hard left line hook, line, and sinker, Rapinoe and those she claims to speak for will be glad to join you in a chant along the lines of Orwell’s “Four legs good, two legs bad.” If you deviate from moonbat ideology, she will talk at you until your ears ring, but she will never talk with you.

Hyperpoliticization by leftist radicals may kill women’s sports even faster than the inclusion of male “transwoman” competitors.

On a tip from TCS III.

Jul 01 2019

What Megan Rapinoe Is Protesting

Sorry for the misleading headline. Actually, I don’t know what the obnoxious militantly lesbian ultra-moonbat Megan Rapinoe of the US women’s soccer team is protesting when she unconscionably refuses to stand for the national anthem. Not even Megan Rapinoe knows.

Fox soccer reporter Grant Wahl asked her, “What are you protesting?” This was the response:

Rapinoe, after hemming and hawing and wearing a confused look, said, “I need a more specific question.”

Maybe she doesn’t think America is wicked and terrible after all. Maybe the Colin Kaepernick antics are just a juvenile plea for attention, like dying her hair pink.

Rapinoe snarls that she is not going to the “f***ing” White House if the team wins. Her presence there would disgrace it anyway.

Her presence also disgraces the team. Why is she still on it? Do we really care more about winning a soccer tournament than we do about respect for our country?

Hat tip: Maggie’s Farm.

Dec 12 2019

Time’s Person of the Year Chosen to Advance Agenda

Since Time Magazine sometimes chooses groups for its Person of the Year, this year there was an obvious choice: the people of Hong Kong. They have been making history by bravely standing up to leftist tyranny. An online poll overwhelmingly chose them over other candidates. But I’m forgetting; awards are granted purely on the basis of moonbattery now. So just as the obnoxious Megan Rapinoe — the personification of poor sportsmanship — was a shoo-in for the Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year, pint-sized anticapitalist envirotyrant Greta Thunberg surprised no one by getting the Person of the Year accolade from Time.

Granting the award to a child who has been diagnosed with various psychiatric conditions (including autism and obsessive–compulsive disorder) for parroting radical environmentalist propaganda was explicitly political:

TIME’s editor-in-chief, Edward Felsenthal, unveiled this year’s winner on NBC’s Today Show, describing Thunberg as the “biggest voice on the biggest issue facing the planet.”

That these people want you to believe the increasingly farcical global warming hoax is “the biggest issue facing the planet” tells you all you need to know about the credibility of Time Magazine.

More like the power of poppycock.

On tips from Varla, Chuck A, and Stormfax.

Dec 10 2019

Sports Illustrated’s Sportsperson of the Year Is Tediously Predictable

This year’s choice for Sportsperson of the Year was a no-brainer for ultra-woke Sports Illustrated, which aggressively places left-wing proselytizing ahead of sports. Since Colin Kaepernick is no longer a professional athlete, there is no more obnoxious moonbat in the world of sports than belligerently lesbian soccer player Megan Rapinoe — and so:

U.S. Women’s National Team star Megan Rapinoe has been named Sports Illustrated’s 2019 Sportsperson of the Year, becoming only the fourth woman in the award’s 66-year history to win it unaccompanied.

Berating itself for not being sufficiently PC in the past about granting the award on the basis of gender/race/sexual orientation is SI’s way of humblebragging.

Rapinoe received the honor this year after winning the World Cup with the USWNT and being a vocal activist for equality.

By “equality,” they mean the radical LGBT agenda. This is why she won the award; the USWNT win is pretext.

After saying she wouldn’t visit the White House and being called out on Twitter by President Donald Trump, Rapinoe responded with an iconic goal celebration in the quarterfinal match against France when she struck a[n insufferably smug] pose with her arms outstretched. The image quickly went viral on social media and the world turned it into a symbol for her patriotism and activism.

A more accurate “symbol for her patriotism” is her refusal to stand for the national anthem.

Rapinoe might seem a strange choice for such an award, considering that she is well known for her showboating and poor sportsmanship. But she is also known for militant moonbattery, anti-Americanism, and a potty mouth, so you can see why the sort of people who produce SI would revere her.

Rapinoe is such an extreme moonbat that failed presidential candidate Jay Inslee — who ran as a single issue candidate on a platform of imposing authoritarianism in the name of the global warming hoax — announced he would select her as Secretary of State.

No wonder Sports Illustrated is among the moonbat media outlets that have been shedding jobs.

Too bad there isn’t a countermoonbat sports magazine. It could select as Sportspersons of the Year the team of boys under the age of 15 who beat Rapinoe’s team 5-2, hopefully imparting some desperately needed humility.

On a tip from Rapinhoe.

Jul 16 2019

Guy Named Laurel Hubbard Wins Women’s Weightlifting Gold

Meanwhile, as the shrill harpies on the US women’s soccer team demand equal pay for generating far less than equal revenue, their fellow moonbats continue to hammer away at the very concept of women’s sports, threatening to eliminate them altogether. Over the weekend, a New Zealand man calling himself Laurel Hubbard won two gold medals as a female weightlifter.

Via Stuff:

Hubbard, a transgender athlete who is trying to qualify for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, won gold medals at Apia’s Faleata Sports Complex to become the Oceania senior champion, the Commonwealth senior champion, and the Pacific Games senior champion.

The 41-year-old won with a total lift of 268kg in the women’s 87kg category on Saturday.

In addition to stealing two gold medals from the women who deserved them, Hubbard has also injured a tourist by driving recklessly:

Hubbard pleaded guilty in January to the charge [of careless driving] and had to pay a five-figure fee in compensation.

Hubbard’s car had collided with another vehicle which was carrying an Australian tourist couple in their 60s.

Spinal injury required 12 days of hospitalization in Dunedin followed by surgery when the victim got home.

A judge ruled that Hubbard’s name be suppressed in the case, lest the bad publicity interfere with his career as a female athlete. But this was overturned.

It isn’t just weightlifting. Transgender lunacy has also crippled women’s track, handball, football, wrestling, mixed martial arts, and basketball.

Good thing for Moonbat of the Month Megan Rapinoe that people like Hubbard have not yet taken over women’s soccer. Rapinoe’s team was clobbered 5-2 by an under-15 squad of boys. Faux female adults would easily displace her from the team.

According to liberal dogma, there is no difference between the sexes other than prejudices instilled by the wicked patriarchy. Imposing this ideology means no more women’s sports.

On a tip from Guy B.

Jul 12 2019

David Solway States the Problem

David Solway may not have the solution, but he understands the problem, and that is at least a step toward solving it. We aren’t going to prevent the Left from destroying America by winning any arguments. The liberal darling of the day Megan Rapinoe made this clear when she proclaimed that she is glad to have a substantive conversation with anyone, so long as they agree with her. The Left’s conception of discourse consists of chanting preapproved slogans. Anything else would be racist. As Solway puts it,

Debate and discussion with any of the manifestations of the left is a non-starter since the left does not debate or discuss. It adheres to a rigid orthodoxy that will allow no reconsideration or reflection on the putative axioms it regards as sacred. It is, in essence, the contemporary version of Bolshevism. The left will lie, slander, cheat and commit violence to further its goals. Its mind is deadbolted shut.

There is not much use trying to win an argument with someone who is yelling in your face that you are a racist if you don’t hate your own race, or that the planet will perish if your taxes aren’t raised.

The Democrats in their current disposition are not interested in dealing. Antifa is not interested in negotiating. A totalitarian plutocrat like George Soros, who as a youth collaborated with the Nazis and is proud of it, is not interested in consultation.

If they aren’t interesting in dealing now, imagine how open-minded they will be when the open border and the welfare state change the demographics enough to put their Cultural Marxist coalition in permanent control of all branches of government.

As Lincoln is said to have said, America will not be destroyed from the outside. The enemy that intends to eradicate America, erasing its heritage and displacing its people, is attacking from within.

This enemy can’t be bought off with compromise. That only gives it more time to erode American values and cultural norms and utilize control of the media and education to brainwash more followers.

Reagan had the only useful strategy: “We win, they lose.” It worked in the Cold War; it will have to work in the Cold Civil War.

On a tip from Troy H.

Sep 07 2016

Obama Backs Colin Kaepernick on Communist Soil

The sole silver lining to the revolting farce of an election we face in November is that whichever corrupt leftist wins, at least we will no longer be subjected to the relentless humiliation of having to call this piece of work the President:

Barack Obama has defended an American football player who has refused to stand during the national anthem in protest over racial discrimination in the United States, saying it was his constitutional right to raise “legitimate issues”.

A black guy who gets paid $19 million per year to sit on the bench denounces America for oppressing blacks, and another black guy who was made President largely on the basis of being black echoes his grievances while visiting America’s communist rival China.

By now we know that whatever we give them, it will never be enough to stop them from denouncing our country and demanding more.

What message does it send the troops who may be called on to defend America from Obama’s ChiCom friends that their Commander in Chief sides with a creep who refuses to stand during the national anthem?

“I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color,” Kaepernick barks. Obama effectively seconds the motion on enemy soil.

If there is an ingrate who slithers through the grass with its belly closer to the ground than Colin Kaepernick, it is the 44th President, who gushes,

“I don’t doubt his sincerity, based on what I’ve heard. I think he cares about some real legitimate issues that have to be talked about. If nothing else, what he’s done is he’s generated more conversation about some topics that need to be talked about.”

Not surprisingly, given the support he has received from the cultural Marxists in charge, Kaepernick’s disease is spreading.

His team-mate Eric Reid also sat out the anthem last week, while the first white athlete to join the protest, [soccer player] Megan Rapinoe, did not stand for the Star-Spangled Banner during a game on Sunday.

Rapinoe’s grudge against America is that it oppresses her for being homosexual.

“Being a gay American, I know what it means to look at the flag and not have it protect all of your liberties.”

This in a country that twists itself into knots to promote homosexuality at the expense of traditions that have been held as sacred for millennia. Never mind the absurdity; if the privileged stop sniveling that they are oppressed, they will stop getting ever more privileges.

Colin Kaepernick jerseys are the #1 seller right now, despite the fading state of his career, probably for the same reason idiots wear Che gear.

Kaepernick should run for President. People would vote for him.

Then again, maybe America hasn’t died of moonbattery yet. Maybe people are buying the Kaepernick jerseys so they can do this to them:

On tips from Lyle.

Sep 18 2019

Women’s Soccer Fans Boo Oath of Enlistment

The next time the US military is called upon to defend the homeland, it should make Portland a low priority. But then, women’s soccer is not exactly known for countermoonbattery.

From The Pluralist:

Fans booed United States Armed Forces enlistees at a professional women’s soccer game in Portland last week.

The enlistees took the field during halftime of the Portland Thorns and North Carolina Courage on Wednesday to take the Oath of Enlistment.

When the group was asked to vow that they would “obey the orders of the President of the United States,” boos erupted from the crowd…

This took place on September 11.

Do moonbats hate Trump more than they love their country? We have our answer, once again.

Moonbattery is doing to sports what it does to everything. The rot has taken firm root in women’s sports — particularly soccer and basketball. This is ironic, considering that the first sports progressivism will totally destroy are women’s sports, due to the transsexual lunacy that is a prominent aspect of the liberal agenda. Democrats are pushing a bill that would reduce women’s sports to a farce, namely the Equality Act.

On a tip from seaoh.

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