Unlike their opposition, progressives believe in science; or at least, that’s what they shriek at us in a tone of scornful sanctimony. Meanwhile, Procter & Gamble — arguably the most ostentatiously liberal corporation out there, despite heavy competition — presents us with this:

Compared to the campaign to convince us that there is no physical difference between men and women, spinning devastating riots as “peaceful protests” is bush league gaslighting.

The reaction has not been entirely positive:

“This ad is misogynistic and advocates erasing women. So goodbye 4ever!!!” one critic wrote. …

“I’m genuinely interested to know who at @Tampax thought it might be a good idea to gamble your entire client base (Biological Women) against this anti-factual and anti-woman, virtue vomit,” another critic said.

Why not? P&G already drove off male customers with the infamous Gillette ad denouncing them for toxic masculinity.

Moonbats characteristically defend the scientifically insane liberal position by sniffing that they are superior believers in science:

“Lovely as always to see bigots absolutely bewildered that the world has left them behind and science didn’t permanently freeze during their 5th grade biology class in 1983,” one person wrote in defense of Tampax.

Higher taxes can avert climate doom — that’s settled science. Men and women are biologically different? That went out with Members Only jackets.

Liberalism is a war against sanity.

The advertising industry is among the many pillars of the establishment that leftists have subverted. Consequently, ads often serve primarily to sell not the product or service ostensibly being advertised, but leftism. A current ad for menstrual pads pushes this to the point of absurdity by featuring what appears to be a man:

The Blaze reports:

A 15-second promotion for Always Infinity Pads with Flexfoam features either a man or a transgender man [i.e., a woman posing as a man who may have had her breasts surgically removed] in its commercial in support of “all bodies.”

“No two bodies are the same. Some pads never got that message,” the commercial begins, before promoting that the product “fits all bodies.”

The actual message is that men can menstruate. Whether the skinny black character really is a man does not matter according to liberal dogma, which holds that you are whichever sex you present yourself as.

Before long, the Democratic Party will pass federal legislation either banning menstruation or making it mandatory for everyone. For now, we can thank corporate moonbats for upholding gender equality.

Always is a brand of Procter & Gamble, which is always at the vanguard of obnoxious wokeism, and which has already endeavored to divorce menstruation from womanhood.

The point is not so much to sell menstruation pads as to normalize moonbattery and ram it down your throat. Yet not even Procter & Gamble is woke enough for some:

A Twitter user took a different perspective, however, criticizing the ad because the company hasn’t “gotten the f***ing message that not everyone who menstruates is a woman.”

Actually, yes, 2 + 2 = 4 and everyone who menstruates is a woman, regardless of whether such facts contradict liberal ideology.

Nonetheless, Always is not the only menstrual product to target men:

A different company called L, which specializes in organic tampons, is currently running an ad campaign featuring a male content creator named Jeffrey Marsh.

Are we below the fold yet? Have a bucket handy before scrolling further.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

The racial social engineering pushed by the advertising industry is so ham-fisted, even Joe Biden has noticed it:

No, it sure isn’t by accident. But he veers from the truth by pretending that advertising reflects American culture. The opposite is the case; it is used with increasing aggressiveness to alter American culture. For the pushiest examples, refer to ads for Procter & Gamble brands (e.g., here, here, here, here, here, here).

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Most countermoonbats would agree that it would be nice to avoid buying anything from the obnoxiously woke Procter & Gamble. But who to buy from instead? For toothpaste and dish soap, alternatives to Crest and Joy are offered by Colgate-Palmolive — which like P&G promotes transsexualizing children. For shaving products, in place of man-hating Gillette, there is Harry’s — which has joined the leftist cancel culture lynch mob, as Michael Knowles reveals:

The entire corporate establishment is rotted through with extreme moonbattery. German communist Rudi Dutschke called for a “Long March Through the Institutions.” At this point, there are few if any institutions left to be marched through. Normal people are now the underground.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

It seemed that Procter & Gamble had reached the last limits of moonbattery with the woke commercials it has been ramming down our throats. But progressives always progress to another previously unimaginable extreme.

After already having promoted the transsexualization of children, as well as obesity, man hatred, the false and divisive black oppression narrative, and the bizarre lie that men can menstruate, P&G continues to push the envelope.

The many P&G brands include Pantene haircare products, which are intended for liberal use only to judge by a commercial featuring two lesbians converting a boy into a pseudogirl on behalf of their grotesque ideology.

Behold the price innocent kids pay as liberals press their advantage in the Culture War:

The vast majority of children who have been convinced they have gender dysphoria grow out of it. But they will never grow out of the damage inflicted on their bodies and their minds by moonbats who try to physically convert them into the opposite sex.

Woke corporations have reached the depth of exploiting child abuse as a marketing ploy.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC. Hat tip: Not the Bee.

It used to be that a company selling laundry detergent would want your clothes to come clean. Now, the emphasis is on preaching about the danger cleaning your clothes poses to the allegedly delicate climate. CNN is impressed:

Doing your laundry with cold water can help save the planet, and maybe save you some money along the way.

That’s the message from Tide in a newly launched campaign to decarbonize laundry. The goal is for consumers in North America to do three out of every four loads of laundry with cold water instead of hot by 2030, up from about half today. That would eliminate the power consumption required to heat cold water.

According to liberal dogma, power consumption makes the weather warmer by producing plant-enriching CO2. This is bad because it imperils man-eating polar bears.

Tide is made by Procter & Gamble, the same company whose insufferably woke commercials have promoted perversion, obesity, man hatred, the bogus black oppression narrative, and the literally insane notion that men can menstruate.

Shailesh Jejurikar, CEO of Procter & Gamble’s fabric and home care division, says that if you wash your clothes in cold water, “you’re helping to save the planet.”

Instead of “preaching to people,” the P&G exec described a “fun” marketing campaign that will feature cameos by wrestling legend “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and rapper and actor Ice-T.

Ice-T is best known to moonbattologists as the guy who recorded “Cop Killer,” a song that encourages listeners to murder police officers. A sample of the lyrics:

My adrenaline’s pumpin’
I got my stereo bumpin’
I’m ’bout to kill me somethin’
A pig stopped me for nuthin’

Cop killer, better you than me
Cop killer, f*** police brutality
Cop killer, I know your mama’s grievin’
(F*** her)
Cop killer, but tonight we get even

Die, die, die pig, die
F*** the police, f*** the police
F*** the police, f*** the police
F*** the police, f*** the police
F*** the police, yeah

Only in a world run by liberals could Ice-T be used to virtue signal.

Now back to CNN:

P&G (PG), one of the largest advertisers in the consumer space, plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on the cold water washing campaign in traditional advertising, social media and inside stores.

Like they say about fools and their money. But which are the fools, PC P&G execs or their customers? That depends on the success of the virtue signaling.

On a tip from Steve T.

If you have been buying Colgate toothpaste because Crest is made by Procter & Gamble of the unendurably woke commercials that promote perversion, obesity, man hatred, the bogus black oppression narrative, and the bizarre lie that men can menstruate, don’t bother having a preference in the future:

I just want toothpaste. I don’t want to help screw up sexually confused teenagers.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.

Watch Michael Knowles attempt to guess what product is being advertised, not realizing that advertising has been absorbed by moonbattery and is no longer about products, but only about moonbattery:

If you hate yourself for being Caucasian, buy stuff from Procter & Gamble.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.