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Jan 28 2020

Al Shabaab Terror Group Banned Single-Use Plastic Bags

Another knee-slapper from the Babylon Bee: “Al Shabaab Terror Group Bans Single-Use Plastic Bags.”

Hold on — this 2018 story is actually on the level. Via Sky News:

The Somali militant Islamist group, which has links to al Qaeda, has long had an interest in environmental issues. …

Jubaland regional leader Mohammad Abu Abdullah said the group had come to the decision [to ban plastic bags] due to the “serious” threat posed by plastic bags to both humans and livestock.

Not to mention, plastic bags probably cause global warming.

In the same announcement, the group said it has banned the logging of rare trees.

Details of how the eco-friendly bans would be enforced were not shared with listeners.

Most likely, enforcement involves the usual for that part of the world: eyes gouged out, skin flayed off, et cetera.

Well over a year has passed. By now, Al Shabaab should have announced plans to implement the Green New Deal, free college tuition, and “Medicare for all.”

When you read that al Shabaab and the Democrat Party have officially merged, hopefully that will be in the Babylon Bee.

On a tip from Jester.

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