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Aug 16 2017

Alien Arrested for Having Public Sex With Chain-Link Fence

If a guy has a constitutional right to marry another guy, then he has the same right to marry a chain-link fence. If only Eliodoro Estala had tied the knot, he might have avoided trouble with the law:

A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court records.

A judge last week ordered the arrest of Eliodoro Estala, 32, after he failed to appear for a court hearing in his indecent exposure case. A bond posted earlier this year by Estala, a Mexican national, was ordered forfeited by a Travis County jurist.

Travis County? Maybe he was just doing his part to Keep Austin Weird.

Read explicit details of the erotic tryst here.

Thanks for enriching the vibrant multicultural tapestry, Eliodoro!

The fence that captured Eliodoro’s heart.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

14 Responses to “Alien Arrested for Having Public Sex With Chain-Link Fence”

  1. When it comes to public perversion, driving blind-drunk the wrong way on freeways, setting dogs on fire or gang-raping 12 year olds, a Mexican is your best bet.

  2. Handsome Jack says:

    Try that with an electric fence.

  3. You light up my life…

  4. Jack Bauer says:

    Hmmmm…….To each his own, but I’ve seen hotter looking fences……lol.

  5. Maurice Miner says:

    OK, now I’m pissed! I came to this site through my general search terms of “aliens” – i.e. seeking out those from other worlds – and you lot put up this crap about a Mexican illegal immigrant humping a fence!

    Oh, the humanity!

  6. Pork_Soda says:

    Because there were no goats available???

  7. Bosun Higgs says:

    There’s a funny line in the Clint Eastwood movie Heartbreak Ridge about humping a knothole in a fence, but I didn’t think anyone would actually do it—with a chain-link fence no less.

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  9. chris black says:

    What a surprise that he didn’t show up for his court appearance .
    He wouldn’t have needed to be arrested if he encountered my machete on the other side of the fence! Just saying’.

  10. Steve Hibbard says:

    Chinese finger traps and a border wall.

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