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Feb 12 2015

“All-Female” Bryn Mawr Will Accept Men Pretending to Be Women but Not Women Pretending to Be Men

Only weeks ago it would have seemed impossible, but already Mount Holyoke College has been surpassed in its moonbattery. Readers may recall that the ostensibly all-female school, which put the kibosh on the “Vagina Monologues” for not being “inclusive of transgender students,” now accepts mentally disturbed men who imagine themselves to be women. Ostensibly all-female Bryn Mawr ups the ante by proclaiming that not only will it accept men pretending to be women, but it will not accept women if they pretend to be men.

If you can get your head around this lunacy, you must have done graduate work in postsanity anticisgender LGBTQXYZPDQ studies. In all seriousness, this is straight off the Bryn Mawr College website:

[T]he Board of Trustees of Bryn Mawr College voted at its February 7 meeting to accept the recommendation of its board working group charged with reviewing the College’s mission with regard to transgender, non-binary and gender nonconforming applicants.

Specifically, the board-accepted recommendation strongly affirms the College’s mission — to educate women to be future leaders — and in this mission context more clearly articulates the eligible undergraduate applicant pool. In addition to those applicants who were assigned female at birth [i.e., women], the applicant pool will be inclusive of transwomen and of intersex individuals who live and identify as women at the time of application [i.e., perverted weirdos who are not women]. Intersex individuals who do not identify as male are also eligible for admission. Those assigned female at birth who have taken medical or legal steps to identify as male are not eligible for admission.

You don’t know whether to guffaw or scream in horror — unless you are a parent paying the hyperinflated tuition. Then you will definitely scream in horror.

To say someone was “assigned female at birth” is like saying a duck was “assigned duck at birth.” A duck will always be a duck, even if you glue little antlers on its head and proclaim it to be a deer. Likewise, a woman will always be a woman, despite whatever grotesque appendages might be surgically affixed.

If these people will lie about the most fundamental basics of biological reality in order to advance insane and corrosive leftist ideology, what are the odds anyone comes out of that school with a decent education?

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Assigned dog at birth, now a banana.

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57 Responses to ““All-Female” Bryn Mawr Will Accept Men Pretending to Be Women but Not Women Pretending to Be Men”

  1. weirdralph says:

    Are we seriously attaching any credibility to a school named “Bryn Mawr”?

  2. James Mcenanly says:

    Apparently the basic lessons of genetics are lost on the scholars of Bryn Mawr. When the doctor making the deliver announces ,”It’s a boy” or “It’s a girl”, he is announcing his observation of the results nine month’s of development.

  3. weirdralph says:

    Are we seriously attaching any credibility to a school named “Bryn Mawr”?

  4. James Mcenanly says:

    Apparently the basic lessons of genetics are lost on the scholars of Bryn Mawr. When the doctor making the deliver announces ,”It’s a boy” or “It’s a girl”, he is announcing his observation of the results nine month’s of development.

  5. ARL says:

    *accept (in the title)

  6. ARL says:

    *accept (in the title)

  7. Son_of_Taz says:

    James your thought process is so old school. Remember that, in the world of Bryn Mawr and other academic institutions, the infant isn’t even a person until it’s born, so it must receive its assignment before arriving into the world of moonbattery.

  8. Eddie_Valiant says:

    James your thought process is so old school. Remember that, in the world of Bryn Mawr and other academic institutions, the infant isn’t even a person until it’s born, so it must receive its assignment before arriving into the world of moonbattery.

  9. EtoculusDei says:

    Too crazy. You can’t make this shlt up.

  10. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    Too crazy. You can’t make this shlt up.

  11. artfuldgr says:

    i am a transgendered person trapped in the body of a man forced to pretend i am a man when i am really a man trapped in the body of a woman trapped in the body of a man…

    heh… now i can go anywhere… (tongue removed from cheek)

  12. Artfuldgr says:

    i am a transgendered person trapped in the body of a man forced to pretend i am a man when i am really a man trapped in the body of a woman trapped in the body of a man…

    heh… now i can go anywhere… (tongue removed from cheek)

  13. MrRightWingDave says:

    My cat recently “came out” as a cucumber. The party is this Saturday.

  14. $121596887 says:

    My cat recently “came out” as a cucumber. The party is this Saturday. Ironically, Bryn Mawr’s motto is “Veritatem Dilexi”- “I delight in the truth”. Really?

  15. Henry says:

    That school hasn’t been the same since Fawn Leibowitz died in the kiln explosion…

  16. Henry says:

    That school hasn’t been the same since Fawn Leibowitz died in the kiln explosion…

  17. m.tullius cicero says:

    Biology and Genetics be damned, you are what YOU feel like!

  18. marcus tullius cicero says:

    Biology and Genetics be damned, you are what YOU feel like!

  19. Son_of_Taz says:

    Has Otter become a woman too?

  20. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Has Otter become a woman too?

  21. Henry says:

    Nah. The Stork is transferring to Sarah Lawrence though…

  22. Henry says:

    Nah. The Stork is transferring to Sarah Lawrence though…

  23. Americangirl5 says:

    What in the name of all that is good and decent is non-binary? I looked it up and it says, “gender identities that do not fit within the accepted binary of male and female.” The ACCEPTED binary of male and female. You are not accepted. Bet they take that word out of the definition soon.

  24. Americangirl5 says:

    What in the name of all that is good and decent is non-binary? I looked it up and it says, “gender identities that do not fit within the accepted binary of male and female.” The ACCEPTED binary of male and female. You are not accepted. Bet they take that word out of the definition soon.

  25. TED says:

    The ONLY thing DUMBER than a leftist is TWO, etc.

  26. TED says:

    JUSY MORE made-up leftist BS.

  27. TED says:

    The ONLY thing DUMBER than a leftist is TWO, etc.

  28. TED says:

    JUSY MORE made-up leftist BS.

  29. Tchhht!!! says:

    Get this. From their website:

    “In cases where an applicant’s gender identity is not clearly reflected in their application materials, the College may request additional information, which could include verifiable legal or medical steps taken to affirm gender.”

    Verifiable legal or medical steps??? How about showing up with your genitals in a jar of formaldahyde??? That should qualify. Bunch of sickos.

  30. Tchhht!!! says:

    Get this. From their website:

    “In cases where an applicant’s gender identity is not clearly reflected in their application materials, the College may request additional information, which could include verifiable legal or medical steps taken to affirm gender.”

    Verifiable legal or medical steps??? How about showing up with your genitals in a jar of formaldahyde??? That should qualify. Bunch of sickos.

  31. KHarn says:

    =…but it will not accept women if they pretend to be men.=

    Truth to tell, THAT PART makes sense!
    “Look honey, if you want to enroll, you’ll have to grow your hair out a little and wear a skirt once in awhile.”

  32. KHarn says:

    =…but it will not accept women if they pretend to be men.=

    Truth to tell, THAT PART makes sense!
    “Look honey, if you want to enroll, you’ll have to grow your hair out a little and wear a skirt once in awhile.”

  33. KHarn says:

    I like women and do “men’s stuff”, does that make me a LESBIAN trapped in a MAN’S body?
    (Not my joke)

  34. KHarn says:

    I like women and do “men’s stuff”, does that make me a LESBIAN trapped in a MAN’S body?
    (Not my joke)

  35. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Like the motto on Harvard’s crest: Veritas. It was probably fitting at one point.

  36. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Like the motto on Harvard’s crest: Veritas. It was probably fitting at one point.

  37. Momster says:

    Hell, it’s not even a person AFTER its born.

  38. Momster says:

    Hell, it’s not even a person AFTER its born.

  39. AlanOne7 says:

    How and Why do we still have women (?) only colleges in 2015? I poked around Bryn Mawr’s website but saw nothing that said they admit women (?) only.
    Um, isn’t this SEXIST? Has any guy ever applied to Bryn Mawr? What happened? How does the DOE allow this, even at private colleges? Has anybody sued yet?
    I’m asking. Really, I want to know.

  40. AlanOne7 says:

    How and Why do we still have women (?) only colleges in 2015? I poked around Bryn Mawr’s website but saw nothing that said they admit women (?) only.
    Um, isn’t this SEXIST? Has any guy ever applied to Bryn Mawr? What happened? How does the DOE allow this, even at private colleges? Has anybody sued yet?
    I’m asking. Really, I want to know.

  41. […] “All-Female” Bryn Mawr Will Accept Men Pretending to Be Women but Not Women Pretending to Be Men […]

  42. Tchhht!!! says:

    I seem to remember some years back that one woman-only college wanted to go coed due to financial concerns. The student body had a major hissy fit to the point that the college dropped the idea. I mean hysterical screaming and the whole bit. Wait till the Bryn Mawr ladies figure out that a man is still a man even it his plumbing has been removed.

  43. Tchhht!!! says:

    I seem to remember some years back that one woman-only college wanted to go coed due to financial concerns. The student body had a major hissy fit to the point that the college dropped the idea. I mean hysterical screaming and the whole bit. Wait till the Bryn Mawr ladies figure out that a man is still a man even it his plumbing has been removed.

  44. Momster says:

    Well, the giddy secret is that at these dyke infested “women’s” colleges it’s sometimes difficult to tell the women from the men, and vise-versa, anyway. It’s a case of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” just show up and brazen it out.

  45. Momster says:

    Well, the giddy secret is that at these dyke infested “women’s” colleges it’s sometimes difficult to tell the women from the men, and vise-versa, anyway. It’s a case of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” just show up and brazen it out.

  46. formwiz says:

    Two of my uncles worked there 50 years ago as electricians.

    They are spinning.

  47. formwiz says:

    Two of my uncles worked there 50 years ago as electricians.

    They are spinning.

  48. formwiz says:

    Sounds like someone’s setting up a remake of “Some Like It Hot”.

    Or is it “Bosom Buddies”?

  49. formwiz says:

    Sounds like someone’s setting up a remake of “Some Like It Hot”.

    Or is it “Bosom Buddies”?

  50. formwiz says:

    They have an exchange with male students at Haverford and Swarthmore.

  51. formwiz says:

    They have an exchange with male students at Haverford and Swarthmore.


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