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Jan 27 2017

Alternative Trump Approval Ratings

Kellyanne Conway caused a good deal of snickering by using the phrase “alternative facts,” but the hyperpolarized information industry really does offer alternatives. Consider Trump’s approval ratings. If you don’t like him, go to CNN or Salon, and learn that most people agree with you. Crows CNN:

President Donald Trump enters office facing low job approval ratings and skepticism from voters, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll released Thursday.

The survey found that 36% of American voters approve of Trump’s handling of his job after his first week, while 44% say they disapprove.

If you do like Trump, the media can validate that opinion too. Head over to the Washington Times or Western Journalism. Via Western Journalism:

A new poll published Thursday showed that President Donald Trump’s approval rating among likely U.S. voters has climbed to 59 percent.

As noted by Rasmussen Reports, the poll also showed that 44 percent of voters “strongly approve” of the president’s performance, while 41 and 31 percent disapprove and “strongly disapprove,” respectively.

Everyone hates Trump. Everyone loves Trump. Whatever facts you want, the free market will provide them.

But don’t blame the free market if we become balkanized into warring ideological niches that are incapable of communicating with each other. It is our own responsibility to stick our heads outside our bubbles to hear what others are saying. If we don’t, we will crawl ever further out on our limbs until the branch breaks and dumps us to the ground.

At least this phenomenon provides entertainment value, as moonbats become ever more extreme in their comically erroneous views.

Alternative facts brought us to this.

On tips from KirklesWorth.

53 Responses to “Alternative Trump Approval Ratings”

  1. Saxon Warrior says:

    The ugliest bunch of c**ts I’ve ever seen.

  2. MAS says:

    “Alternative facts brought us to this.”

    OK I’ll wager this pic isn’t the first time these women have had a vagina on their faces. Because it’s really more about leftist politics and lesbianism than anything else…

  3. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Judging by how there are armies of militants openly marching, calling for violent revolution, overthrow of a sitting American President, ethnic intimidation and encouraging foreign powers disguised as “immigrants” to enter the United States at will and occupy land – aren’t we already Balkanized amidst a heating civil war?

    Where once a questionable document called the Zimmerman Note, where Mexico was allegedly urged to invade the United States, was enough of a reason to enter a World War, strangely – only now does America begin to militarize. But, not yet against the domesticated enemy marching openly in our streets.

  4. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    Forever in my mind when I see “non-leftist is polling low”, is the article from the 80’s where a Manhattanite journalist talked about how he couldn’t understand Reagan winning; nobody HE knew voted for the man.

    The 36% approval rating is brought to you by the party that also brings us tampered climate data. Yeahno, trust gone, they have an agenda and their agenda includes ruining my life and eventually feeding me to lions.

  5. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    Ah, but you see, the Left’s idea of “responsible adult” involves showing porn to other people’s kids.

    And then asking the kids if they’d like to try that.

  6. TrojanMan says:

    “we become balkanized into warring ideological niches that are incapable of communicating with each other.”

    Too late

  7. Torcer says:

    Do those people realize that it’s very difficult to take them seriously dressed in that manner?

  8. TED says:


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  11. TED says: I’ll stick with the YEA PARTY!!

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  13. TED says: CLASS, real class, VAGINA HEADS, LOLOLOLOL!

  14. Jodie says:

    Does the one in the middle really need to warn anyone to keep their hands off?

  15. Paladin says:

    If Mrs. Paladin had a baby that looked like that coming out, I’d push it back in.

  16. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I’m trying hard to not objectify these women; to not think of them as simply sex objects. You know, concentrate on their brains.


  17. Mr. Freemarket says:

    There is not enough Viagra to fix his problem.

  18. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Ah ha….Huma’s husband is here.

  19. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Good plan! You’d probably stick TO the other one!

  20. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    Oh I’m glad I’m not a Democratic Wiener
    That is what I’d never want to be
    Because if I were a Democratic Wiener
    I’d be caught in pederasty

  21. Eddie_Valiant says:

    eh…he probably figured this was his one chance to get la*d

  22. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Nice but can you wear it on your head?

  23. SNuss says:

    I thought that she was moving to New Zealand, if Trump won. You just can’t trust those Leftists to keep their promises.

  24. SNuss says:

    By someone named Bubba?

  25. 762x51 says:

    “But don’t blame the free market if we become balkanized into warring ideological niches that are incapable of communicating with each other. ”

    Too late.

  26. 762x51 says:

    His chance to get laid is called prison.

  27. 762x51 says:

    HA, I posted exactly the same thing. Didn’t see yours until just now. You beat me to it.

  28. Buffalobob says:

    Stay classy “ladies”.

  29. TED says:

    Bubba would probably been a MUCH better alternative than WHAT would have picked HIM up in THAT crowd!!!… Jes sayin’…

  30. TED says:

    Hmmm, he did do US a favor (meaning the people that really DOES love OUR country!) 😎

  31. TED says:

    WE know they are fibbers…. no surprise.

  32. TED says:

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Couldn’t get past the flies…

  33. Laurenmowenby says:

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  34. 762x51 says:

    Military forces cannot be used on US soil per the Posse Comitatus Act, 18 U.S.C. § 1385. Law enforcement is hopelessly out-manned and out-gunned with approximately 1.5 – 2.5 cops per 1,000 citizens in the average major city. Should(when) the mob decides to escalate to full on rebellion(it is only a matter of time), the only viable answer available will be militia.

    There are tens of thousands of combat veterans out here, organized and training, waiting for that day. If they really want to turn the streets of America into the streets of Fallujah, we can make that happen. They cannot imagine the level of violence we are prepared to do to stop them.

  35. bobdog19006 says:

    Don’t have to. Everybody gets a Weiner Whistle.

  36. 762x51 says:

    ” they have an agenda and their agenda includes ruining my life and eventually feeding me to lions” — All true.

    Now what will you do about it? They want you to “negotiate” with them. How many lions will eat you for example. Eventually, everyone realizes that a hard line which is exactly what I have been preaching for years here, is what is needed. The enemy doesn’t want your wealth, or land(not primarily), they want your life(slavery) and eventually your death. What level of slave or lion food are you willing to become or will you refuse to negotiate and fight instead? That is the only question left.

  37. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    Bloodshed? Fantastic. What’s the plan, big man? I mean, you’ve been talking warfare for quite a while now. How and when do you mean to get started?

  38. Momster says:

    They look like they are being devoured by venus flytraps!

  39. Momster says:

    Make that a “Democratic Whiner.”

  40. Momster says:

    Hi, Jody! I finally got the nerve to come back to Moonbattery.

  41. Jodie says:

    Glad you’re back!

  42. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    Viagra is no use to a eunuch.

  43. Momster says:

    Sory about saying (typing) Jody instead of Jodie. I was so excited.

  44. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark.

  45. Jodie says:

    No prob. I will be glad to see your humorous comments again.

  46. Momster says:


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