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Feb 21 2018

Alyssa Milano Explains Why the Second Amendment Must Be Repealed

We won’t be needing the Second Amendment anymore. The fundamental right of self-defense is no longer fashionable, according to Tinseltown bubblehead Alyssa Milano, who buttresses her thoughtful arguments with sturdy exclamation points:

Mozart died in 1791. Presumably his music is also an outmoded equivalent of cholera and chamber pots and ought to be banned.

If anything should be done with the Second Amendment, it should be switched to become the First Amendment, since it is the most important, safeguarding all the rest. Only an armed populace can be assured liberty under authorities elected by fools like Alyssa Milano.

Past nuggets of her wisdom include:

Like her fellow weighty intellectual Jennifer Lawrence, Alyssa is reportedly taking some time off acting to focus on social justice activism. Stand by for more laughs.

On tips from TCS III.

59 Responses to “Alyssa Milano Explains Why the Second Amendment Must Be Repealed”

  1. JackisBack says:

    The same AM who let men and women suck her breasts in a vampire movie. A real scholar.

  2. Otis Donkey says:

    when i want to know about my God given rights, I go to a baby killer like Alyssa Milano. I wonder how her surviving kids feel about dodging that bullet?

  3. Brian says:

    Also popular in 2018: secret government, race baiting, disarming civilians, militarizing police, spying on everything, dividing & conquering, fabricating news events, diverting charitable funds, planting agents in social organizations, paying people to protest, using ignorant actors as mouthpieces, politically correct bloodletting, shedding virus from your flu vaccine, letting your children become vaccine zombies then pretending it’s normal, being LITERALLY OWNED by an offshore corporation, & begging the worst criminals in human history for protection.

  4. Grumpy Cat says:

    She’s definitely a very good reason to repeal the First Amendment.

  5. KirklesWorth says:

    Slavery! – the 13th amendment fixed this democrat practice…just like the 2nd amendment.
    The 3/5ths Compromise! – another democrat idea fixed by the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments
    Bloodletting! – now it is bloodletting of the unborn.
    Lead Paint! – the lead from bullets is covered by the 2nd amendment
    Being LITERALLY OWNED by your husband! – islamophobic much?
    Cholera! Smallpox! Typhus! – no constitutional amendments for disease.
    Dying in childbirth! A lot! – not as much as babies aborted.
    Using chamber pots! – San Francisco has that beat.
    Unsanitary surgical procdures! – no constitutioinal amendments for disease.
    Traveling by horse! Or foot! – still done to this day.
    Dying at the age of 40! – happens frequently without guns.

  6. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    We could point out her fallacy by substituting “1st” for “2nd,” as is frequently done in similar situations. However, one used to be able to take for granted that all Americans value free speech. Leftists have been going after freedom of religion, speech, and assembly too. Just not quite as vigorously (yet).

  7. Frank says:

    Alyssa MIlano: Another genius on the level of Leonardo DiCaprio, H.S. grad and world renowned expert on global warming.

  8. grayjohn says:

    Silly twat. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

  9. miamiharold says:

    Let me see if I understand you Alyssa. If the 17 students who died had been aborted before birth by their mothers, you’re cool with that?

  10. gary says:

    and back then bad guys didn’t have machine guns

  11. BPatMann says:

    Say what you want about Alyssa Milano, but back in the day she had a great set of hooters.

  12. MAS says:

    Oh Otis, abortion isn’t for her children. It’s for yours…

  13. KHarn says:

    1: Yankees also had slaves.
    2: Yankees wanted knee-grows NOT counted as humans. The New Englanders owned and operated the slave ships and in Rhode Island, it was feared that 40% of the working population would be unemployed if the slave trade was banned. They got a reprieve until 1807.

    When people say “democrats” they most often mean “southerners”. Yankees will accept communists and Nazis as citizens before they accept southerners.

  14. KHarn says:

    And good guys had canons.
    It was also “popular” to hang murderers.

  15. EugeneAustin says:

    Alyssa Milano lists things that were the norm for all of human history prior to the adoption of the US Constitution (the exception might be the “3/5s compromise”, which was the first step towards ending slavery). But less that 200 years latter we were walking on the moon and everything on her list was gone. Alyssa Milano’s list is why we need to keep the Constitution and the 2nd amendment.

  16. gary says:

    yup, nothing upstairs, but an awesome staircase

  17. Swordie says:

    Democracy was invented in 5000 BC. COME ON PEOPLE, WE CAN DO BETTER.

  18. KirklesWorth says:

    1. Sure. So? Who had more slaves and who fought to free them?
    2. The 3/5 compromise was about slaves being 3/5 of a person to determine state populations, not “knee-grows” in general.

    Juxtaposing “democrats” and “southerners” is a distinction with little difference, yet you seem willing to lump yankees together. Your opinion on yankees and communists/Nazis is ridiculous.

  19. Daniel Barger says:

    “Alyssa is reportedly taking some time off acting to focus on social justice activism.”. Let me translate…..

    ” I used to be young and hot. Now I’m 45….and not so hot. Since my ONLY talent was looking hot and that talent is fading faster than a snowball in Phoenix I am no longer offered jobs as a dancing monkey. Since I am still addicted to attention I must now flap my gums about things I know NOTHING of as I desperately seek relevance.”

  20. Anonymous White Male says:

    So, you are saying that the North really fought to free the “knee-grows” and not to “save the union” by conquering the North’s largest purchaser of their manufactured goods (tariff free) and their breadbasket in the South?

  21. KirklesWorth says:

    What if I said slavery would have continued on for years, decades, or even more if the south wasn’t defeated?

  22. Occam's Stubble says:

    The 3/5s compromise was a way to limit the power of slave owners. If she’s too stupid to know this, she’s too stupid to hold forth on the rest of the document.

  23. Anonymous says:

    There may’ve been “talent” and “skill” involved, but not acting ability…

  24. Anonymous says:

    Glad she was cute back in the day, otherwise she would’ve been annoying.

  25. Andrew Pearce says:

    Bless you for this. You are 100% correct. The very instant anyone mentions the 3/5 as if it’s a racist bad thing, I shut them out. They just proved themselves too stupid to listen to.

  26. Andrew Pearce says:

    I’m sure those 2 dozen tattoos she got 20 years ago are looking a bit manky at this point.

  27. Andrew Pearce says:

    Not sure which of you two to reply to, but no, democrats are not the same as southerners. If they were, the entire NYC tri-state metro area would be a lot more polite and have better food. And better looking women.

    And I’m sorry to break your bubble, but most of us here in the northeast couldn’t care less if you are from Alaska, Oklahoma, Georgia, or Vermont. It doesn’t matter any more, and hasn’t for a long long long time.

    If the southern states joined the new USA without slaves counting as anything, slavery probably would have died out earlier. If they had won the “5/5” they were looking for, it’s possible that slavery would still be the norm, and in a lot more states than those that later formed the Confederacy.

    It was an elegant, necessary, but unfortunate compromise at the time, and one of the earliest examples of government kicking the can down the road for somebody else to deal with later.

    On the third hand, if the mid 19th Century southern states had strongly embraced the nascent industrial revolution, somebody might have invented the cotton picking machine 70 years earlier, which would have ended slavery right quick because of economics.

  28. Daniel Barger says:

    Yeah…..that butterfly that looked so cute at 20 starts to look more like Rodan after a quarter century.

  29. KirklesWorth says:

    I didn’t even say “southerners” until I replied about KHarn’s juxtapositioning. Speaking in general, the mid-1800 democrats, who mainly resided in the south, refused to accept the election of an anti-slavery republican president, and we had a Civil War. “Democrats” and “southerners” both apply correctly, so these attempts to distinguish democrats from southerners is of little to no consequence. So in the broadest sense, southern democrats wanted slavery and northern republicans didn’t. Just because there isn’t complete “purity” in that statement doesn’t mean it is incorrect.

  30. Andrew Pearce says:

    I guess I was talking about today’s democrats and southerners, seeing that KHarn’s comment seemed to be about the modern world. I wanted to speak to what he said, because nobody I have ever known up here in DamnYankeeLand has ever identified as an actual Yankee. It’s not a Thing. We don’t have a regional culture that we’re aware of or embrace. But being a Southerner appears to be a Thing. A Big Thing. Good for them. They do seem bothered by Yankee stuff, whatever that is, but us who are Yankees really don’t get upset ( or even notice ) most Southern stuff. Maybe that’s our “yankee privilege” in action.

    Back in Civil War days, there were also Democrats in the north; some were known as copperheads. Yes, in a broad sense for that time period you are correct.

  31. physicsnut says:

    society seems to be falling apart
    probably due to out-of-control immigration
    of those who do not care about american traditions
    and norms, values, habits etc. I hear that HS history
    starts after the Civil War. No understanding of the
    Bill of Rights.

    Robert Putnam discusses effects of ‘diversity’ . there are also
    economic messes as a result. The messes are
    amplified by 24/7 social media. Ever notice that
    mayhem has increased a lot since the 1965 immigration
    act ?
    / lunduke on tech insecure and doom

    hmmm – what did he do after Kate Steinle was murdered
    by an illegal alien ?

  32. Mr. Freemarket says:

    If only it were that easy to free them from their excrement.

  33. Mr. Freemarket says:


  34. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Counting all black slaves as “people” and then not allowing them to vote was the democrat plan. It would give them more representatives in congress, since the number of representatives would be proportional to population, free or slave.

    Kind of like the democrats of today believing they should be free to vote on behalf of the dead.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Yup, got something that’d keep her bust for hours:

  36. Franklyfrank says:

    Alyssa dear, stop pretending to be smart.

  37. Maurice Miner says:

    Wow! Don’t keep us in suspense – what was the movie?

  38. Maurice Miner says:

    Well, sorry, I could easily look that up. I was just titillated, you understand…

  39. Anonymous says:

    (Sorry, it goes to disqus… but she’d miss that and keep trying to click on it.)

  40. JackisBack says:

    The only vampire movie she was in

  41. Jo Jo Cintia says:

    Alyssa Milano is not actually a witch. She just plays one on TV and the internet.

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  43. Occam's Stubble says:

    I remember a case a while back where Democrats wanted district lines drawn on the population instead of the census or something like that. The bottom line was they wanted illegals counted for representation purposes.

  44. GhostRider2001 says:

    I can hear the wind whistling between her ears from a thousand miles away.

  45. Jack Bauer says:


    She’s an actor……(well…..sort of….lol).
    That’s all they know how to do: “Pretend”

    Sadly for her, she’d have to improve her skills as an actor at least 200%, and work precisely off of a script written by others, before she would be able to fool anyone into thinking that she is smart. Regardless of the level of pretense she can muster on her own, most people can see within seconds that she’s just another in a long line of Hollywood air-heads.

  46. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I believe the latest from some democrats is wanting 16 year old kids to be able to vote.

  47. James McEnanly says:

    I would prefer to go by the wisdom of men who had just been through a war sparked by an attempt by the government to confiscate firearms than to a woman who pretends to be a witch.

  48. Bully says:

    Who is this Asslya Milano and why should anyone care?

  49. littlefish says:

    an actress who made her money getting naked and have sex on the big screen.

  50. CovfefeMe says:

    oh… Witch
    never mind *grin*

  51. CovfefeMe says:

    she was a cute 12 year old. Now not so much.

    They always get the idea that the 98% of us who are not fans should have to listen to their vacuous spew because their fans do.

  52. Anonymous White Male says:

    Slavery did continue on for years, decades, and even more after the south was defeated. Just not in White countries. Countries where it is still acceptable to declare Whites “racist” because of slavery. Oh, and just so I can get your laughable opinion for shits and giggles, how did freeing the knee-grows work out for everybody? I mean, they’ve really made contributions to America, haven’t they? Crime rates, illegitimate births, incapable of supporting themselves without White taxpayer funds, destroying once great cities because they are incapable of maintaining them, all those Nobel science awards, their “great” contribution to literature, and such gorgeous rap music. How would we live without them?

  53. KirklesWorth says:

    Just what kind of straw men are you attempting to set up for “shits and giggles”? I’m not interested in your condemnation of a race of people because they don’t meet up to your expectations. The “laughable opinion” in this scenario is yours.

  54. Anonymous White Male says:

    Oh, really? You mean without affirmative action? Any outside of Western countries? Because the only blacks living in Africa that live at any level beyond eating dirt and shooing flies off their children are the “strongmen” that treat their countrymen like slaves and steal them blind. Look, I realize you somehow think you are a social justice warrior by standing up for blacks, but you’re a perfect example of the racism of low expectations. The truth is, blacks are the dregs of the planet and are a net negative in any non-black country on the planet. This does not mean that there are no “good” blacks but their presence in White societies is akin to a deadly bacteria. I’m sure that not all tuberculosis bacterium will not kill you, but I have no desire to be infected to prove that stupid theorem. Whether you acknowledge that or not doesn’t change the reality of their racial differences. But, congratulations! You’ve been programmed well.

  55. KirklesWorth says:

    You don’t speak for me, so your “you somehow think you are a social justice warrior” means squat – just like your racist diatribes. The only “programming” here is whatever hatred you’ve willingly absorbed like a good little minion. The only thing left is to flag the regulars like @Mr_FreeMarket:disqus and @Bodhisattva:disqus that we have a racist in our midst.

  56. Anonymous White Male says:

    Anyone that falls back on “racist” and “hatred” as arguments is someone who has no rational arguments. Those words don’t work anymore because you idiots have misused them for decades now. Sorry you’re an inferior mind and can’t be intellectually honest enough to admit to what’s right in front of your nose and for which the evidence stretches across thousands of years.

  57. KirklesWorth says:

    You spewing racist garbage is what is irrational, so spare me your lectures and ad hominems. Your arrogance apparently has no bounds…skin color notwithstanding. What greatness have you accomplished that no person, black or otherwise, is capable of achieving? Your next “logical” step is ethnic cleansing / genocide because you seem to be oblivious that black “inferiority” is a result of rampant liberalism and not genetics.

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