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Dec 06 2019

Another New Kind of Family

When the social engineers on the Supreme Court took an axe to the institution of marriage, they gave us a hard shove along the road to this:

A polyamorous woman has fallen pregnant by one of her four partners after they went away together – but says they will raise the baby as a ‘family’.

The baby will bring their “family” to six. Like Shrillary shrieks, it takes a village to raise a child.

Twenty-year-old Tory Ojeda has announced her engagement to marry one of her “partners,” but not the one believed to be the father. Why shouldn’t she marry all four of them? Why should she be discriminated against because of whom or how many she loves?

Historically, polygamous situations have mainly involved one male and multiple females, possibly for the same reason that cattle breeders need more cows than bulls. But now that reproduction is mainly achieved by leaving the border open, one female shared by four males makes as much sense as any other abnormal arrangement.

Despite being in an open relationship, Tory is currently the only one who has multiple romantic partners.

That means there is still room for further “progress.”

Female moonbats who find speds attractive will be excited to learn that Tory would welcome another woman into the arrangement.

On a tip from Steve T.

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