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Dec 05 2017

Attempt to Fabricate Evidence of Racist Oppression by Police Lands Idiot in Jail

Black Lives Matter ideology of the type that inspires maniacs to assassinate police officers and overpaid cretins to kneel during the national anthem rests on the notion that blacks are oppressed by law enforcement. Since there isn’t much oppression in real life, it has to be staged. From Fort Payne, Alabama:

WHNT reports that 28-year-old Michael Duran Havis made an “anonymous” call to 911 saying there was shooting. He even used some kind of sound effects to make it seem like there was a shooting going on. He described the shooter as a black male in a white hoodie and then hung up.

The black male, white hoodie–wearing Havis then waited at the location of the phony shooting for the police to come and oppress him so he could live stream video of the event on Facebook. In the meantime, he chatted with his audience.

“All right people, so check this out. I’m chilling’ on my front porch. I ain’t bothering nobody. And see these police, they just just keep riding by. Now I bet you a million dollars that these police is going to come back and say something to me,” said Havis. …

“Now I ain’t doing nothing as y’all see. I’m just sitting here on my front porch, minding my own business. And these white folks done rolled by, two times already, staring and sh**. I bet you anything that they come back,” he continued.

Havis then complains that he’s from “the hood” and he’s sick and tired of cops always hassling him just because he’s black.

More likely, they hassle him because he is a criminal:

Havis was arrested and charged with Rendering a False Alarm, he is also on probation from a 2012 Felony Charge with Marshall County. … Upon release he will be transported from Fort Payne City Jail to Marshall County Jail for his Probation Violation Charge.

I hope it was worth it to him to get on the Hate Hoax List.

On a tip from rpp618.

16 Responses to “Attempt to Fabricate Evidence of Racist Oppression by Police Lands Idiot in Jail”

  1. hoagie111 says:

    Brains are as scarce as twelve year old virgins in da hood.

  2. OldSailor says:

    “Wadda maroon!” – Bugs Bunny.

    When you consider just how badly this “prank” could have gone he could easily have ended up a dead “maroon” or Darwin Award winner.

  3. Mr. Freemarket says:

    “….someone called 911 at 10:19 Thursday morning saying shots had been fired. ”

    This is another downside of not having a job.

  4. Watchman59 says:

    Possibly an attempted suicide by cop?

  5. Take The Red Pill says:

    Or of not wanting to have a job.
    “Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.”

  6. gary says:

    why didn’t the racist cops shoot him dead?

  7. Richard Daniels says:

    At 28 years old he his already likely to have spawned. While this removes him from the possibility of winning a Darwin Award it still seems likely that we will see his name in a headline at some point in the future.

  8. Frank says:

    “The NAACP and ACLU are demanding an investigation into harassment of local entrepreneur and father of 29 Michael Duran Havis…”

  9. Frank says:

    What a feat of linguistic contortion! I never throught anyone could use “virgins” and “hood” in the same paragraph, let alone sentence!

  10. Frank says:


  11. Frank says:

    He doesn’t seem bright enough to plan anything that complex. Using toilet paper’s probably an intellectual challenge for him.

  12. George Lortz says:

    The proper spelling is ’nuffin’ FIFY

  13. magic1114 says:

    He was just lonely for his homies down at the county lock-up. He wants to hang with them but the damned Po-Po keep releasing him, Dawg!

  14. magic1114 says:

    Oh, he know’s what it’s for, he just doesn’t know what to do with it after it’s used…

  15. bobw-66554432 says:

    You wash it out and use it again.

    Where do you think recycled toilet paper comes from?

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