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May 26 2015

Bernie Sanders Denounces Capitalism for Producing Too Many Varieties of Deodorant

The only difference between modern Democrats and revolutionary Marxists lies in their relatively gradualistic approach to imposing communist tyranny. Don’t take my word for it. Hear it straight from Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders:

“You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants when children are hungry in this country,” Sanders told John Harwood in an interview posted Tuesday.

Most Americans realize that the reason the primary health concern of the poor in this country is not starvation but obesity is that our economy provides a wide variety of products and services people find useful. The provision of services and manufacture and sale of products result in wealth and employment.

But if it were up to Democrats/communists, the manufacturers of supposedly superfluous products would be put out of business by having their property seized “for the poor.” No one with an IQ above 60 will be surprised to learn that this invariably produces more poverty.

The New York Times reported that Sanders is fine with reducing economic growth [i.e., employment and the general standard of living] if it reduces income inequality.

Obama has expressed similar views: for example, when he proclaimed that capital gains taxes should be raised even if the damage caused to the economy would actually lower tax revenue. He promised to raise them out of sheer malice toward the productive.

This mentality goes beyond injustice and moral depravity. It is conscious malevolence. From the perspective of Sanders, Obama, Shrillary, et al., it is better for everyone (except them) to make $5,000 than for some to make $1 million while others make $20,000, and it is the government’s role to coercively ensure that hard work and innovation do not allow you to make any more money than someone who chooses not to get off the couch. Everyone is worse off, except of course the socialist rulers themselves, who live like czars even in places like Zimbabwe.

It isn’t enough to disagree with the oligarchical collectivists atop the Democrat Party. They need to be called out for what they are: evil.

bernie-sanders
If only Sanders would try even one variety of deodorant.

On tips from DinaRehn, J, and Stormfax.



160 Responses to “Bernie Sanders Denounces Capitalism for Producing Too Many Varieties of Deodorant”

  1. formwiz says:

    Last I looked, the supposedly “hungry” chil’run, y’know, the ones on food stamps, were the most obese.

  2. formwiz says:

    Last I looked, the supposedly “hungry” chil’run, y’know, the ones on food stamps, were the most obese.

  3. Timajin says:

    Of course these buffoons are just the enablers of the real tyrant if they get their way. Sanders, Obama, Clinton et al will be some of the first to be eliminated by the real tyrant. They are useful idiots just like Hollywood actors, media folks, and those in academia. It happens everywhere socialist/communist regimes have taken power. Just listen to Russian KGB defectors talk about subversion.

  4. Timajin says:

    Of course these buffoons are just the enablers of the real tyrant if they get their way. Sanders, Obama, Clinton et al will be some of the first to be eliminated by the real tyrant. They are useful idiots just like Hollywood actors, media folks, and those in academia. It happens everywhere socialist/communist regimes have taken power. Just listen to Russian KGB defectors talk about subversion.

  5. Sez the guy who probably smells like moth balls and formaldehyde.

    Yummy.

  6. Jim says:

    “You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants when children are hungry in this country,” Sanders told John Harwood in an interview posted Tuesday.
    Bernie, you dipwad, if ONE parent worked, that child would not go hungry. Of course Marxists like you don’t understand working for a living, it’s “working for the benefit of the state”. That’s the whole problem.

  7. Jim says:

    “You don’t necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants when children are hungry in this country,” Sanders told John Harwood in an interview posted Tuesday.
    Bernie, you dipwad, if ONE parent worked, that child would not go hungry. Of course Marxists like you don’t understand working for a living, it’s “working for the benefit of the state”. That’s the whole problem.

  8. Datz cuz dey don’t know howz to cook nuffin’ from scratch.

    As a po’ white chile, I growed up learnin’ how to cook fo’ ma-self right quick because mama was often on the ho-stroll and we was on government ‘assistance’ [i.e. yo pimp daddy ain’t payin’ up].

    By age 8 I was put in a foster home with my little sister because my mother was a complete A-HOLE. We were (unfortunately) returned to her so she could cause more pain and emotional damage to our young psyches.

    My white privilege missed a beat methinks.

  9. MicahStone says:

    Soooooooooooo, it’s NOT just their policies???????

  10. That’s nothing compared to all the choices of toothpaste.

  11. Jim, darling, you nailed it.

    Also, the LEFT preaches amoral lack of responsibility as a FEATURE.

    Another ‘also’, some moms starve their children for drugs via their EBT benefits. There is NO reason in America for a child to starve unless a negligent parent is at the helm.

  12. MicahStone says:

    Soooooooooooo, it’s NOT just their policies???????

  13. That’s nothing compared to all the choices of toothpaste.

  14. artfuldgr says:

    Bernie Sanders thinks that 23 forms of birth control for women is too much

    why should we have so many when the woman can save the state and others money by not having sex in the first place… look at men, they only have three, and thats ok…

    Bernie Sanders wants to reduce womens choices!!!

  15. Artfuldgr says:

    Bernie Sanders thinks that 23 forms of birth control for women is too much

    why should we have so many when the woman can save the state and others money by not having sex in the first place… look at men, they only have three, and thats ok…

    Bernie Sanders wants to reduce womens choices!!!

  16. artfuldgr says:

    Why do we need more than one progressive in office? seems to me that since the dems and progressives and liberals say the same thing, why not reduce their participation to just one of them? we really dont need 100 progressives saying the same thing, one would do…

  17. Artfuldgr says:

    Why do we need more than one progressive in office? seems to me that since the dems and progressives and liberals say the same thing, why not reduce their participation to just one of them? we really dont need 100 progressives saying the same thing, one would do…

  18. artfuldgr says:

    you would think that someone whose family was mostly killed during the holocaust in poland would get the badness of what murdered his family..

    Bernie.. how well did your family in poland do with the same ideas your spouting?

  19. Artfuldgr says:

    you would think that someone whose family was mostly killed during the holocaust in poland would get the badness of what murdered his family..

    Bernie.. how well did your family in poland do with the same ideas your spouting?

  20. Spartan24708 says:

    Does he or any other leftist use deodorant?

  21. Spartan24708 says:

    Does he or any other leftist use deodorant?

  22. Asok Asus says:

    Bernie’s correct of course: if there were only 12 brands of deodorant, only half as many children would be hungry, and in point of fact, if all but one brand were eliminated, child hunger would be nearly eradicated.

  23. Asok Asus says:

    Bernie’s correct of course: if there were only 12 brands of deodorant, only half as many children would be hungry, and in point of fact, if all but one brand were eliminated, child hunger would be nearly eradicated.

  24. theBuckWheat says:

    Who gets to decide Senator? I am sure that the Friends of Bill and Hill want to be on that committee. And what happens to the person who decides that he wants to produce brand number 13? Please tell me that this is so important that you are willing to send men with guns, to stop Brand #13. Maybe just like the men with guns who were sent to make sure that Gibson Guitar was not using illegally processed wood for its instruments. Tyranny begins at home, especially with Fascists and Socialists.

  25. theBuckWheat says:

    Who gets to decide Senator? I am sure that the Friends of Bill and Hill want to be on that committee. And what happens to the person who decides that he wants to produce brand number 13? Please tell me that this is so important that you are willing to send men with guns, to stop Brand #13. Maybe just like the men with guns who were sent to make sure that Gibson Guitar was not using illegally processed wood for its instruments. Tyranny begins at home, especially with Fascists and Socialists.

  26. MAS says:

    Why just look at his picture, seems a laid back mellow sort. Snerk…

  27. MAS says:

    Why just look at his picture, seems a laid back mellow sort. Snerk…

  28. MrRightWingDave says:

    All I need is my Victory Gin, and I’ll be double-plus good!

  29. David says:

    All I need is my Victory Gin, and I’ll be double-plus good!

  30. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Who keeps reelecting this loon? Or should I ask, who did he pay off to rig the election for him?

  31. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Who keeps reelecting this loon? Or should I ask, who did he pay off to rig the election for him?

  32. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Why did Communism last in Russia for so many years?

  33. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Why did Communism last in Russia for so many years?

  34. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Eau du Agitator Inspired by the sweat soaked shirts of Fidel Castro snd Yasser Arafat.

  35. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Eau du Agitator Inspired by the sweat soaked shirts of Fidel Castro snd Yasser Arafat.

  36. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    See my comment above for the answer.

  37. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    See my comment above for the answer.

  38. MAS says:

    Now see!? There you go with the logic again…;-)

  39. MAS says:

    Now see!? There you go with the logic again…;-)

  40. christopher swift says:

    I think maybe the dems just goosed this moonbat into running to make hillary look less progressive. He’s sincerely stupid and likes the attention.

  41. alohasteve says:

    Breaking: Federal court rules against Obama immigration orders:
    http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2015/05/breaking-federal-court-rules-against.html

  42. christopher swift says:

    I think maybe the dems just goosed this moonbat into running to make hillary look less progressive. He’s sincerely stupid and likes the attention.

  43. DinaRehn says:

    Just remember people even though Ol’ BS is an admitted Socialist:

    Sanders Socialist Successes
    Wednesday, April 22, 2009
    Representative Spencer Bachus is one of the only people I know from Alabama. I bet I’m the only socialist he knows. I’m certainly the only one the congressman from Birmingham could name after darkly claiming that there are 17 socialists lurking in the House of Representatives.
    http://www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/must-read/sanders-socialist-successes

    Bernie Sanders is an avowed socialist. 52 percent of Democrats are OK with that.
    When he first won election to the House in 1990, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) embraced his political identity. “I am a socialist and everyone knows that,” Sanders said, responding to an ad that tried to link him to the regime of Fidel Castro.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/ blogs/ the-fix/ wp/ 2015/ 04/ 29/ bernie-sanders-is-an-avowed-socialist-and-democrats-are-actually-pret ty-ok-with-that/

    The problem with Bernie Sanders
    SANDERS HAS positioned himself as a hero of America’s downtrodden workers. He doesn’t run from the label “socialist,” but instead embraces it in his condemnations of corporate greed. He even has a portrait of the great Socialist Party leader Eugene V. Debs hanging in his office.
    [..]
    No wonder Clinton celebrated Sander’s entry into the race. “I agree with Bernie,” she wrote on Twitter. “Focus must be on helping America’s middle class. GOP would hold them back. I welcome him to the race.”

    You can expect that Clinton will agree with Sanders during the campaign, rearticulating some of his themes in a “more realistic” fashion and occasionally chiding him for taking things too far. Sanders can be counted on to concentrate most of his fire on the Republicans, the Koch brothers and their reactionary positions, as he has been doing for years.
    http://www.socialistworker.org/2015/05/05/problem-bernie-sanders

    He’s not Really a Socialist Socialist…. somehow…

    Just ask our comrades on the national socialist LEFT… they will explain it you. /s

  44. $59154503 says:

    Just remember people even though Ol’ BS is an admitted Socialist:

    Sanders Socialist Successes
    Wednesday, April 22, 2009
    Representative Spencer Bachus is one of the only people I know from Alabama. I bet I’m the only socialist he knows. I’m certainly the only one the congressman from Birmingham could name after darkly claiming that there are 17 socialists lurking in the House of Representatives.
    http://www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/must-read/sanders-socialist-successes

    Bernie Sanders is an avowed socialist. 52 percent of Democrats are OK with that.
    When he first won election to the House in 1990, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) embraced his political identity. “I am a socialist and everyone knows that,” Sanders said, responding to an ad that tried to link him to the regime of Fidel Castro.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/ blogs/ the-fix/ wp/ 2015/ 04/ 29/ bernie-sanders-is-an-avowed-socialist-and-democrats-are-actually-pret ty-ok-with-that/

    The problem with Bernie Sanders
    SANDERS HAS positioned himself as a hero of America’s downtrodden workers. He doesn’t run from the label “socialist,” but instead embraces it in his condemnations of corporate greed. He even has a portrait of the great Socialist Party leader Eugene V. Debs hanging in his office.
    [..]
    No wonder Clinton celebrated Sander’s entry into the race. “I agree with Bernie,” she wrote on Twitter. “Focus must be on helping America’s middle class. GOP would hold them back. I welcome him to the race.”

    You can expect that Clinton will agree with Sanders during the campaign, rearticulating some of his themes in a “more realistic” fashion and occasionally chiding him for taking things too far. Sanders can be counted on to concentrate most of his fire on the Republicans, the Koch brothers and their reactionary positions, as he has been doing for years.
    http://www.socialistworker.org/2015/05/05/problem-bernie-sanders

    He’s not Really a Socialist Socialist…. somehow…

    Just ask our comrades on the national socialist LEFT… they will explain it to you. /s

  45. DinaRehn says:

    Yes, it must really chaff Obama’s knickers that he can’t just Order these things to be done and we the great unwashed obey with a smile and ‘thank you sir, my I have another!’

  46. DinaRehn says:

    It’s been suggested that he’s there to make her look sane…. heh!

  47. $59154503 says:

    Yes, it must really chaff Obama’s knickers that he can’t just Order these things to be done and we the great unwashed obey with a smile and ‘thank you sir, my I have another!’

  48. $59154503 says:

    It’s been suggested that he’s there to make her look sane…. heh!

  49. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    That would be wonderful news if Obama respected the authority of the Judicial branch.

  50. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    That would be wonderful news if Obama respected the authority of the Judicial branch.

  51. Son_of_Taz says:

    Unfortunately, Vermont, which used to be a fairly conservative state, has seen an influx of New York and Massachusetts moonbats that have settled in the major cities. They vote for him in lockstep, making it impossible for the native-born residents to vote in anyone else.

    In a strange juxtaposition, Vermont doesn’t require firearms owners or their handguns to be registered. It’s an open carry state as well. Yet this communist can repeatedly be elected. Go figure.

  52. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Unfortunately, Vermont, which used to be a fairly conservative state, has seen an influx of New York and Massachusetts moonbats that have settled in the major cities. They vote for him in lockstep, making it impossible for the native-born residents to vote in anyone else.

    In a strange juxtaposition, Vermont doesn’t require firearms owners or their handguns to be registered. It’s an open carry state as well. Yet this communist can repeatedly be elected. Go figure.

  53. The lunatics who are in charge of the asylum. Datz hoooooooo.

  54. Yeah, if pushing up daisies is laid back mellow. ;D

  55. YAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  56. True. He’s got a pen and a phone. :

  57. Is that akin to putting an elephant turd next to your soup bowl with the mouse turd in it in order to distract you from the fact that there is caca in your food? lol

  58. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he smelled like a litter box.

  59. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he smelled like a litter box.

  60. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Actually since they have been spewing the same drivel for generations now, we need exactly zero in office. Of course, that should get rid of a significant quantity of RINOs, too.

  61. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Actually since they have been spewing the same drivel for generations now, we need exactly zero in office. Of course, that should get rid of a significant quantity of RINOs, too.

  62. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Because those in charge had guns, and those who were not in charge did not have guns.

  63. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Because those in charge had guns, and those who were not in charge did not have guns.

  64. That’d probably be an improvement, actually. Crypt creeper breath needs some Febreeze.

  65. Agrippa says:

    Please take this moron Commie asshole and drop him off in his Paradise, North Korea. No doubt he’ll be ecstatic and love living there (uh, huh).

  66. Agrippa says:

    Please take this moron Commie asshole and drop him off in his Paradise, North Korea. No doubt he’ll be ecstatic and love living there (uh, huh).

  67. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Yes, I know, it’s a Constitutional Carry state, like Wyoming. That must scare the Bejeebus out of the New York moonbats that invade.

  68. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Yes, I know, it’s a Constitutional Carry state, like Wyoming. That must scare the Bejeebus out of the New York moonbats that invade.

  69. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    WHITE PRIVILEGE!

  70. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    WHITE PRIVILEGE!

  71. Which is why we better damned well cling to our guns. I clean and oil my babies every month. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

  72. Smells like team spirit.

    ;p

  73. J.j. Cintia says:

    So basically its only a choice when you kill a baby, and anytime else is bad? Did this guy come from the Soviet Union? That’s one cheap suit. Samizdat, PC, its all the same really. In Texas they call it “He needed killing”.

  74. J.j. Cintia says:

    So basically its only a choice when you kill a baby, and anytime else is bad? Did this guy come from the Soviet Union? That’s one cheap suit. Samizdat, PC, its all the same really. In Texas they call it “He needed killing”.

  75. He fell off the turnip truck, landed on the mental midget conveyor belt and wound up in front of a crowd of like-mindless morons.

  76. SineWaveII says:

    Now that’s why you don’t want a lefty anywhere near your economy. If we had a news media they might ask. “Is there a surplus of deodorant being produced? No? Then that means that all of the deodorant is in answer to genuine demand”. If you did away with part of the production then you would create a shortage. There would be no “savings” you could give to “the poor”.
    That goes a long way towards explaining the eternal shortage of toilet paper created by the bernie sanders of the world.

  77. SineWaveII says:

    Now that’s why you don’t want a lefty anywhere near your economy. If we had a news media they might ask. “Is there a surplus of deodorant being produced? No? Then that means that all of the deodorant is in answer to genuine demand”. If you did away with part of the production then you would create a shortage. There would be no “savings” you could give to “the poor”.
    That goes a long way towards explaining the eternal shortage of toilet paper created by the bernie sanders of the world.

  78. SineWaveII says:

    But it’s a sham because she and lizzie warren are both just as far to the left as he is. As is obama. They are all socialists he’s just honest about it.

  79. SineWaveII says:

    But it’s a sham because she and lizzie warren are both just as far to the left as he is. As is obama. They are all socialists he’s just honest about it.

  80. LOL! If this douchebag started complaining about tampons and that women should have to go back to the ‘rag system’ in order to be more ‘green’, I’d bust a gut laughing.

  81. SineWaveII says:

    It’s Vermont. Need I say more?

  82. SineWaveII says:

    It’s Vermont. Need I say more?

  83. SineWaveII says:

    I wonder if he realizes that the vast majority of the different brands are to meet the demand by women.

  84. SineWaveII says:

    I wonder if he realizes that the vast majority of the different brands are to meet the demand by women.

  85. SineWaveII says:

    And it’s total BS that they are going “hungry” anyway. Even the very poorest American is still in the top 3% of wealthiest people in the whole world. And we already have 17 different federal programs to feed poor people. And all of them full of waste, fraud and abuse.

  86. SineWaveII says:

    And it’s total BS that they are going “hungry” anyway. Even the very poorest American is still in the top 3% of wealthiest people in the whole world. And we already have 17 different federal programs to feed poor people. And all of them full of waste, fraud and abuse.

  87. Our poorest in America are now our most obese. It used to be the reverse, the wealthy used to have ‘extra junk’ in their trunk…now? We have obese kids who are the vaunted ‘poor’.

  88. Gunny G Alz says:

    Sanders is a dumbass fuckhead locked in the 1930’s.

  89. Sanders is a dumbass fuckhead locked in the 1930’s.

  90. Don’t see what all the fuss is about. This tired old fuck has about as much chance of becoming president as I do…and I’m not running. Pat Paulson comes to mind…

  91. Don’t see what all the fuss is about. This tired old fuck has about as much chance of becoming president as I do…and I’m not running. Pat Paulson comes to mind…

  92. 762x51 says:

    And a little, tiny penis to overcompensate for.

  93. 762x51 says:

    And a little, tiny penis to overcompensate for.

  94. 762x51 says:

    Sort of like the toilet paper situation in Venezuela. No problems there.

    Marxism is 0 for the last 167 years, how stupid does he have to be to back a system with that record? Doing the same thing over and over expecting different results is the definition of insanity.

  95. 762x51 says:

    Sort of like the toilet paper situation in Venezuela. No problems there.

    Marxism is 0 for the last 167 years, how stupid does he have to be to back a system with that record? Doing the same thing over and over expecting different results is the definition of insanity.

  96. 762x51 says:

    Man, I was eating, thanks a lot.

  97. 762x51 says:

    Man, I was eating, thanks a lot.

  98. 762x51 says:

    Deoderant is to hunger as socialists are to rational thought.

  99. 762x51 says:

    Deoderant is to hunger as socialists are to rational thought.

  100. 762x51 says:

    Sanders is a soft, white, fuzzy, plug who comes with strings attached, that is a bloody mess and needs to be flushed.

    I see your point.

  101. 762x51 says:

    Sanders is a soft, white, fuzzy, plug who comes with strings attached, that is a bloody mess and needs to be flushed.

    I see your point.

  102. Over compensating for that angry lil’ gherkin (Michelle’s is bigger btw).

  103. DJ says:

    Bernie: the most lovable nutcase in the democRAT party

  104. DJ says:

    Bernie: the most lovable nutcase in the democRAT party

  105. scross47 says:

    He don’t won’t no one to have a good life if he ain’t. Sourpuss Socialist.

  106. scross47 says:

    He don’t won’t no one to have a good life if he ain’t. Sourpuss Socialist.

  107. scross47 says:

    The man is a malcontent toad man. Nothing to offer except bad tidings.

  108. scross47 says:

    The man is a malcontent toad man. Nothing to offer except bad tidings.

  109. scross47 says:

    Slightly less than that Privileged White Upbringing. Well, me too. Can’t say I didn’t learn from it. It has served me to this day.

  110. scross47 says:

    Slightly less than that Privileged White Upbringing. Well, me too. Can’t say I didn’t learn from it. It has served me to this day.

  111. The hard knocks served me well too, kiddo. I grew up fast but that meant I got to learn ahead of my peers in many aspects.

    Sometimes ya gotta make lemonade out of them thar lemons. Nom nom nom!

  112. Toad man! LMAO

    And, I for one ain’t gonna volunteer to kiss that toad! XD

  113. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Sadly my guns do not get nearly enough exercise. Hopefully you are stocking up on ammo, along with everything else.

  114. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Sadly my guns do not get nearly enough exercise. Hopefully you are stocking up on ammo, along with everything else.

  115. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Wait….Doesn’t that title belong to Joe Biden?

  116. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Wait….Doesn’t that title belong to Joe Biden?

  117. Ammo, pasta, canned fish, dried beans etc. My husband thinks I’m an OCD hoarder. lol

  118. infadelicious says:

    it’s queer that they call us hoarders. My parents and grandparents always “hoarded”. They called it, keeping a pantry and/or root cellar. I have friends that are teaching their young children to can fruits and vegetables and even how to sew up the holes in own socks and other useful stuff that is foreign to most people today. When did this become “crazy” behavior?
    I usually have a week’s meals planned (loosely) and since I work a lot i make enough for the next day also. I don’t grocery shop more than once or twice a week. At quitting time, my friends at work are still figuring out what the heck to have for dinner that night and are absolutely shocked that i make beef or chicken and veggies during the week. wtf? They end up many times stopping for pizza, subs or other crap cause they “have no time” to shop or make dinner> really? I can throw a beef roast and veggies in the crock pot before leaving for work and when i get home PRESTO! beef dinner and sammiches for days…. In the case of a power failure, natural or man made disaster my friends wouldn’t last 24 hours, so yes, you need a good lock on your door and ammo in the pantry to defend from those that don’t prepare.
    ;-).

  119. Momster says:

    Good grief–bury him in a landfil-otherwise he would ruin the plumbing!

  120. Momster says:

    Good grief–bury him in a landfil-otherwise he would ruin the plumbing!

  121. Momster says:

    Superb!

  122. Momster says:

    Superb!

  123. Momster says:

    If Bernie gets to be president you better hope that you like the scent of the deodorant that he allows to be produced. I also hope you like sour dill pickle chips, as he will outlaw any other kind to be made. Goodbye gherkins, bread and butter pickles, spears, and nice big Jewish deli pickles! We Americans just can’t be allowed to have any choices–unless you want to kill a baby, that is.

  124. Momster says:

    If Bernie gets to be president you better hope that you like the scent of the deodorant that he allows to be produced. I also hope you like sour dill pickle chips, as he will outlaw any other kind to be made. Goodbye gherkins, bread and butter pickles, spears, and nice big Jewish deli pickles! We Americans just can’t be allowed to have any choices–unless you want to kill a baby, that is.

  125. Momster says:

    Yes, he looks like he was weaned on a pickle chip (see above).

    Q. Why is is that lib/prog/commies always look angry, ugly, and stupid?

    A. That’s because they ARE!

  126. Momster says:

    Yes, he looks like he was weaned on a pickle chip (see above).

    Q. Why is is that lib/prog/commies always look angry, ugly, and stupid?

    A. That’s because they ARE!

  127. Momster says:

    Twins, conjoined at the brain.

  128. Momster says:

    Twins, conjoined at the brain.

  129. Momster says:

    The ones who keep electing him are those who wanted to go to Woodstock, NY. but were too stoned to read a map and wound up in Woodstock, Vermont, then were too stoned to find their way home. I am not kidding, I have been there and seen it for myself.

  130. Momster says:

    The ones who keep electing him are those who wanted to go to Woodstock, NY. but were too stoned to read a map and wound up in Woodstock, Vermont, then were too stoned to find their way home. I am not kidding, I have been there and seen it for myself.

  131. Momster says:

    Those little buggers have been eating the deodorant again? Probably better than a Moochelle lunch.

  132. Momster says:

    Those little buggers have been eating the deodorant again? Probably better than a Moochelle lunch.

  133. Momster says:

    Bernie looks like he uses the single ply el cheapo TP. You know the kind with little wood chips embedded in it. Explains the pained, pinched face.

    Or maybe he has gone full green and started using dried leaves.

  134. Momster says:

    Bernie looks like he uses the single ply el cheapo TP. You know the kind with little wood chips embedded in it. Explains the pained, pinched face.

    Or maybe he has gone full green and started using dried leaves.

  135. Yes, darning socks is one of my specialties! I hear ya. I get teased a lot by my family but they know where to go if TSHTF. lol

    I also refill two barrels of water every other month.

    Oddly, I’ve never canned anything in my life but I’ve fermented a lot which is another good way to preserve foods. I also sprout my own micro-greens. =0)

  136. LOL! TY, Momster. =0)

  137. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    I wuv me some sweet wittle gherkin pickles. *wee tear*

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  138. Professor Hale says:

    And there are only a few hundreds of thousands of ways to prepare food. We need to cut back on that to just beans and rice, seasoned with salt. Much more efficient.

  139. Professor Hale says:

    And there are only a few hundreds of thousands of ways to prepare food. We need to cut back on that to just beans and rice, seasoned with salt. Much more efficient.

  140. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    That he does

  141. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    That he does

  142. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Right again

  143. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Right again

  144. Cameraman says:

    He looks like a Used Q-tip, and just as Useful!!!

  145. Cameraman says:

    He looks like a Used Q-tip, and just as Useful!!!

  146. 762x51 says:

    True, but Mooch has a removable one that is dishwasher safe.

  147. 762x51 says:

    True, but Mooch has a removable one that is dishwasher safe.

  148. *sputter* LMAO! So, just between you and me, do you think she names it ‘Mr. Clean’ or ‘Scrubbing bubble’?

  149. Albrecht says:

    I think he looks like Frito Pendejo

  150. Albrecht says:

    I think he looks like Frito Pendejo

  151. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    “Or maybe he has gone full green and started using dried leaves.”
    Poison Ivy?

  152. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    “Or maybe he has gone full green and started using dried leaves.”
    Poison Ivy?

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