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Dec 14 2012

Bible Rewritten to Comply With Homosexual Agenda

No sacrilege is off limits when it comes to chopping or stretching all aspects of Western Civilization to fit the Procrustean bed of political correctness — not even rewriting the Bible so that it does not conflict with the liberal agenda by condemning homosexual depravity (as the real Bible does repeatedly in the strongest possible terms):

The King James version of the Bible has been hijacked by gay activists who want to rewrite history. Anonymous editors have published a Bible “friendly to gays,” and have edited eight major verses to fit their narrative. The “Queen James Bible” is available on Amazon and is described as, “A Gay Bible. The Queen James Bible is based on The King James Bible, edited to prevent homophobic misinterpretation.”

You’re probably asking, “Is nothing sacred?” The answer is yes; in a world run by liberals, sodomy is sacred.

On tips from Highway Hospital Student, Artfldgr, and The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

30 Responses to “Bible Rewritten to Comply With Homosexual Agenda”

  1. Henry says:

    Next up: Progs renaming cats, and calling them dogs.

  2. DANEgerus says:

    Sodomy is sacred. Thank goodness that’s taken care of so now we stupid bitter clingers can just adopt the word of the prophet bung-hole, because no stupid Christian actually ‘studies’ the Bible… we’re must mindless bobble-head dolls reciting verses.

    My favorite new chapter? The book of ‘My Daddy Didn’t Love Meeeeeee’

    Meanwhile… in all the Countries Obama has been kind enough to militarily support in their quest for a Caliphate… gays are being publicly executed… maybe that’s why they aren’t re-writing the Quran?

  3. KHarn says:

    COMMUNISTS love to re-write history to fit their ever-changing view of reality.

    Still think we’re “paranoid”?

  4. Jimbo says:

    That “bible” belongs to The First Homo Church of Satan. It leads to eternal damnation.

  5. AC says:

    It’s hard for me to know whether there is a figment of truth to this without knowing Greek or Hebrew.

    Perhaps everything they say about the verses condemning homosexuality are true. That still does not alter the Bible’s command that adults seek out and form childbearing family units in line with human biology. The Bible is not merely a list of prohibitions for observant people; it also spells out a list of duties.

    I don’t see how they can reconcile their edits with the Bible’s intent that people give themselves to a member of the opposite sex as part of the desired family unit and for procreative purposes.

    The Bible holds that heterosexual marriage is part of God’s plan because children are a blessing which is also part of God’s plan.

    Revisionists might argue that gay couples can adopt or seek out surrogates and still keep with what they believe to be God’s intent.

    Was it really part of the plan to leave gay couples out of the plan for thousands of years until IVF and surrogacy came along to rectify the deficiencies in their biology? If child-bearing families are part of the plan, and gay couples are blessed by God and part of the plan, too, then why didn’t God give each gender the ability to both impregnate and become pregnant?

    I can’t quite wrap my head around that logic, even if everything they say about the linguistics is true.

    Before a troll jumps on me, I’m a single non-Christian with no kids. I have no dog in this fight.

  6. Dr. 9 says:

    No, nothing is sacred anymore, not while the far-left has control of our govt. and political system.

    The left was “relatively” quiet during the Marxist-in-Chief’s first term. But i knew that if he got a 2nd, they would go wild and push their agenda harder than ever before. And that’s exactly what we’re seeing, and from every direction at once.

    The Left realizes they may never have this much power and control again, so they’re going for broke. From the smallest, most petty things, to the biggest items on their agenda. They control the WH, all the govt. agencies, and most of the congress, so why not go for it. They also know the republicans pose no threat to anyone but themselves, so there’s no counterattack to fear.

    God save Amerika from the voters.

  7. Joe says:

    You can re-write it all you want, but that won’t change what it REALLY says. You’re only fooling yourselves, which isn’t hard to do, I’m sure.

  8. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I suppose by the last chapter, Sodom and Gomorrah are transformed into utopian Marxist paradises

  9. AC says:

    One thing is obvious, though. The apparent call for capital punishment against homosexuals from Leviticus has no bearing in the AD era. I don’t quite understand how somebody can call themselves a Christian theologian and blatantly gloss over the fact that the whole point of Jesus was to redeem people from sin, rather than condemning them to live with it until they are judged and damned.

    Even the most fiery of interpretations does not condemn a homosexual orientation just as it does not condemn people who are full of rage with violence in their hearts. It only condemns specific acts which people act upon. The whole point of Jesus was to allow people to be redeemed from their sinful acts and find the strength to stop committing such acts.

    No Bible ever said don’t be gay – they all say don’t have gay sex.

    Besides, how can the Bible be homophobic? Homophobia is a fear of gay people. Does the almighty really have anything to be afraid of? Does the entity which created all existence really recoil in horror when one of his creations makes the curtains a little more fabulous?

  10. wingmann says:

    One does not have to call the devil….he will come to you.

    AC,you are one of the more lucid here….no need to qualify yourself to trolls.

  11. Lucky13 says:

    The blood of those who make war on the King of Kings will be very deep, very soon.

  12. Ummah Gummah says:


    This is too good to wait for the next OT, besides it is part of the homosexual agenda:


    Gabrielle Ludwig, first transgender basketball player to play college ball as both man and woman, keeps head high despite threats
    Ludwig, who joined Mission College’s Lady Saints as a mid-season walk-on, had a sex reassignment surgery over the summer, and has been living as a woman and taking female hormones since 2007

    Read more:


    I don’t think our civilization will survive until 2016 to make a correction at the ballot box.

    We’re lost.

    Might as well share a few good laughs..


  13. Doug says:

    Ghost, i.e. San Fran Freako

    FYI, anagram for Sodom and Gomorrah: Homo Orgasm Rod

  14. apostle53 says:

    We are near the last days

  15. wingmann says:

    No need to worry…the Bible, containing the Old and New Testaments, is alone the only infallible, inspired Word of God, and that its authority is ultimate, final and eternal. It cannot be added to, subtracted from or superseded in any regard. The Bible is the source of all doctrine, instruction, correction and reproof. It contains all that is needed for guidance in godliness and practical Christian conduct.

  16. Tim says:

    Isnt changing “King James” into Queen James homophobic?

  17. Alphamail says:

    2 Timothy 3 NIV

    “But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God — 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people. 6 They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, 7 always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth. 8 Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. 9 But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone.”

    2 Timothy 4 NIV

    “In the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who will judge the living and the dead, and in view of his appearing and his kingdom, I give you this charge: 2 Preach the word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage —with great patience and careful instruction. 3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.”

  18. Chris from Calgary says:

    Any idea when they are coming out with a new Koran?

  19. Jodie says:

    According to the Queen James idiots, “The Bible says nothing about homosexuality. However, there might be no other argument in contemporary faith as heated as what the Bible is interpreted to say about homosexuality.”

    Oh, I think it’s pretty clear what God is says about homosexuality – and also the reason why the people engaging in certain acts cannot possibly understand the truth:

    “26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

    28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.”

    Romans 1
    New International Version (NIV)

  20. Jester says:

    Chris from Calgary says:

    Any idea when they are coming out with a new Koran?

    Not until after they make the practice of Christianity illegal; Islam is next.

  21. el polacko says:

    good grief, folks. there are many, many ‘versions’ of the bible. this is just one of them. the vitriol expressed here against people who happen to be gay does much more damage to our society than any re-interpretation of biblical passages. shame on you for expressing such hatred while calling yourselves christians.

  22. StanInTexas says:

    el polacko, so you think it is OK to go through the Bible, change anything that makes you uncomfortable or that you don’t like, and still call yourself a Christian?

    I do not think you are capable of shame!

  23. JDavid says:

    ENDA legislation WILL be enacted, and churches will be required, by law, to marry/hire/endorse open homosexuality and all of its deviant cousin sins or not merely face taxes, but closure and legal prosecution.
    There can be no speculation about the likelihood, only how soon it will happen. The persecution and mass execution of Christians will shortly follow, especially when the refuse to receive the mark of the Beast already enshrined into U.S. law.

  24. ola ke ase says:

    God doesn’t exist and the bible has been rewritten many times. So, who cares? On a different matter, spanish will be USA official language, así que mejor que vayan aprendiendo.

  25. Alan says:

    Where’s the Gay Koran?

  26. WhiteFalcon1 says:

    ‘In the beginning, God created Adam and Steve…”

  27. Peter Pissflaps says:

    ‘In the beginning, God created Adam and Steve…”

    If Eve came from one of Adam’s ribs, which of Adam’s bones did “Steve” come from?

  28. Jester says:

    ola ke ase says:

    God doesn’t exist and the bible has been rewritten many times.

    Do you support the writing of a gay Koran? (not that I expect you to answer, with you being a troll and all)

  29. JNN says:

    All the more reason to cut off as much coerced money(taxes, union dues, etc) as possible. And cut off their access to children(adoption, teaching). Then watch natural selection do it job!

  30. Dickface Jenkins says:

    You know Thomas Jefferson edited his bible too? He tore out all of the passages relating to divinity, the supernatural, miracles, and God. Guess he’s a blasphemer as well.

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