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May 10 2017

Black Privilege Includes Getting Extensions on Finals at American University

Last week someone hung bananas around the campus of outlandishly expensive American University, along with the words “HARAMBE BAIT.” It is possible that the perpetrator was a woke person of color, considering that hate hoaxes have been occurring one atop another lately. Such incidents allow black militants to issue outrageous demands for still more special privileges, which liberal educrats obsequiously scurry to meet:

“For the remaining [sic] of the semester, the Bridge will become a sanctuary for people of color,” the ultimatum begins, referring to a student cafe and lounge on campus.

Students also demanded that “All POC [persons of color] students get extensions, and should not be penalized for already scheduled finals after the incident,” arguing that the racist incident on campus has distressed many students to the point that they are unable to focus on exams.

AU Provost Scott Bass quickly agreed to all of the demands. The crybullies were satisfied for the time being, although they could have insisted on still more. Bass…

…declared that meeting the demands “is just a minimum” and “doesn’t stop our commitment to do more”…

Hang some more bananas, get some more privileges.

It’s a good thing for whites that white privilege doesn’t entail actual real privileges like getting an extension on your exams. If things are made too easy for you, you aren’t likely to accomplish much.

On a tip from Sterling B.

10 Responses to “Black Privilege Includes Getting Extensions on Finals at American University”

  1. geeknerd says:

    I’m never seeing a POC doctor who went to American University; he may not be qualified due to lower requirements for POC (or should that be POS)?

  2. Agrippa says:

    Precious little snowflakes. Can’t wait for them to get out of school (if ever), kinda like getting out of the womb, and dealing with real life! It’s gonna be fun, fun, fun! Scream all you want, little babies, it won’t matter one little bit (you know, you’re unhappy with something absurd — well, f u! Who gives a little piece of dog excrement how you “feel”?).

  3. Angel says:

    Of course it was a hate hoax. What would any “racist” gain by doing this? On the other hand, look at what this did for the BLMers. Expect more of same. “Racism” is running amok. It must be countered by giving blacks additional privileges and reparations. Some animals are just more equal than others.

  4. wildmanonearth says:

    Lets see. Worried about war in the middle east? Nope. War in korea with nukes? Nope. Genocide against christians in the middle east and africa? Nope. Bananas? Hell yes.

  5. RKae says:

    Dear Black People:

    Take off the training wheels.

  6. Tkopfens says:

    Can Atlas shrug already?

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  8. […] ban is only one of several demands granted to black supremacists in the aftermath of an absurd brouhaha over some harmless bananas. Educrats have eagerly agreed to the […]

  9. Divamom68 says:

    Oh my, thank you so much for that! Loved it! 😀

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