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May 30 2018

British Judge Proposes Filing Down Knives

Revoking the right to bear arms did not prevent the explosion of violence in Islamized Britain, so let’s try filing down knives:

Last week in his valedictory address, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the Government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives. …

He said laws designed to reduce the availability of weapons to young would-be offenders had had “almost no effect”, since the vast majority had merely taken knives from a cutlery drawer. …

He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?”

You had to know that Andrew Cuomo’s cry that “No one needs 10 bullets to kill a deer” would not be the last word.

“It might even be that the police could organise a programme whereby the owners of kitchen knives, which have been properly and lawfully bought for culinary purposes, could be taken somewhere to be modified, with the points being ground down into rounded ends,” he said.

After Britain has been reduced to making do with only butter knives, judges will discover that the contents of a toolbox are as potentially dangerous as those of a cutlery drawer. More insanity will follow. Before long, the government will be filing down people’s teeth lest they bite each other.

Meanwhile, violence will continue to rise as the authorities displace the native population with savage peoples from the Third World, law-abiding citizens having been rendered ever more defenseless.

On a tip from Guy B.

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