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Mar 11 2015

Burger King Buckles to Nanny Nazis, Pulls Soda From Kids Menu

Congrats, liberal fascists. You just made being a kid growing up in the USSA a little less enjoyable:

Burger King is dropping sugary sodas it lists on kids’ meal menus.

Customers will now only see options for fat-free milk, low-fat chocolate milk and apple juice, according to USA Today, which first reported the menu switch. Soft drinks, such as Coca-Cola and Sprite, will still be offered, but won’t appear on the kids’ meal menu.

Amid mounting pressure from health advocacy groups working to end childhood obesity, Burger King joins a growing number of fast food restaurants trying to reduce the unhealthy options on their menus by removing calorie-laden soft drinks. Earlier this year, McDonald’s and Wendy’s made the switch.

Progressives do everything by increments; otherwise, people would rebel. After soda has disappeared from the kids’ menu, the next step will be not offering it at all. Eventually it will no longer be legal. Then the exact reasoning used to demonize soda will be used to go after everything else kids enjoy, until they are left to wash down worm-riddled organic Brussels sprouts with fat-free synthetic vegan pseudo-milk.

But they will still get fat because in a world run by moonbats, it is unsafe to let them play outside.

On a tip from Wiggins.



53 Responses to “Burger King Buckles to Nanny Nazis, Pulls Soda From Kids Menu”

  1. JoeK says:

    Barfer King sucks anyways.

  2. JoeK says:

    Barfer King sucks anyways.

  3. robert anthony says:

    When I was a little, little kid, my parents wouldn’t let me drink soda…difference is, that just applied to me, they didn’t insist all of society and the market bow to their ‘wants’.

  4. robert anthony says:

    When I was a little, little kid, my parents wouldn’t let me drink soda…difference is, that just applied to me, they didn’t insist all of society and the market bow to their ‘wants’.

  5. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    Coca Cola: 140 calories and 40 grams of sugar (10 teaspoons).
    Apple juice: 165 calories and 39 grams of sugar (9.8 teaspoons).

  6. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    12 oz Coca Cola: 140 calories and 40 grams of sugar (10 teaspoons).
    12 oz Apple juice: 165 calories and 39 grams of sugar (9.8 teaspoons).
    8 oz low fat chocolate milk: 160 calories and 25 grams of sugar

  7. Mr. Mentalo says:

    I grew up in the 60’s.

    We drank soda, Kool-Aid, milk shakes. We ate Oreos and Lorna Doones and Twinkies. There were Eskimo Pies and Fudge-cicles and Big Sticks. Bit O’ Honey. Zag-Nut bars. Milky Ways.

    And on and on and on.

    There were average about two fat kids in my classes from kindergarten through eight grade. Why? We went outside. Ran around. Rode our bikes. Played like kids. We didn’t wear helmets or knee pads or safety gear of any kind. No one got killed. No one got maimed. Sometimes we skinned our knee or elbow or cut our finger. We lived.

    Now government rules the day. Sets the standards. Socially engineers society. Lays down the law…and you’ve got fat, slovenly, ill-mannered, angry, violent, low-intelligence parasites demanding that Big Nanny take care of them.

    ‘Nuff said.

  8. Mr. Mentalo says:

    I grew up in the 60’s.

    We drank soda, Kool-Aid, milk shakes. We ate Oreos and Lorna Doones and Twinkies. There were Eskimo Pies and Fudge-cicles and Big Sticks. Bit O’ Honey. Zag-Nut bars. Milky Ways.

    And on and on and on.

    There were average about two fat kids in my classes from kindergarten through eight grade. Why? We went outside. Ran around. Rode our bikes. Played like kids. We didn’t wear helmets or knee pads or safety gear of any kind. No one got killed. No one got maimed. Sometimes we skinned our knee or elbow or cut our finger. We lived.

    Now government rules the day. Sets the standards. Socially engineers society. Lays down the law…and you’ve got fat, slovenly, ill-mannered, angry, violent, low-intelligence parasites demanding that Big Nanny take care of them.

    ‘Nuff said.

  9. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Don’t worry…there are already “studies” out showing that juice is not good for you. The answer? Water. Not “bread and water” as bread is a dreaded carbohydrate (and probably has…gasp…GLUTEN in it). So water it is. You can have some raw kale with that.

    Play your cards right, and you too can be a robust, healthy vegan with a small carbon footprint…

  10. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Don’t worry…there are already “studies” out showing that juice is not good for you. The answer? Water. Not “bread and water” as bread is a dreaded carbohydrate (and probably has…gasp…GLUTEN in it). So water it is. You can have some raw kale with that.

    Play your cards right, and you too can be a robust, healthy vegan with a small carbon footprint…

  11. rex freeway says:

    Growing up we drank water and milk. Iced tea or koolaid in the summer. On the rare occasion that we ate out we got to have a soft drink. Neither my brother or I were chubby or out of shape. Never seen a fat kid until school. His parents were both fat. PC liberals could care less about a persons weight. All they care about is to regulate.

  12. rex freeway says:

    Growing up we drank water and milk. Iced tea or koolaid in the summer. On the rare occasion that we ate out we got to have a soft drink. Neither my brother or I were chubby or out of shape. Never seen a fat kid until school. His parents were both fat. PC liberals could care less about a persons weight. All they care about is to regulate.

  13. rex freeway says:

    I googled it’s name….
    Pegon Zellschmidt
    Works at SEIU California
    Studied Feminine Literature at UC Berkeley
    Lives in Compton, California

  14. rex freeway says:

    I googled it’s name….
    Pegon Zellschmidt
    Works at SEIU California
    Studied Feminine Literature at UC Berkeley
    Lives in Compton, California

  15. MicahStone says:

    REMEMBER: Burger King previously pandered to the Gaystopo by wrapping their shiite in the office colors of freak-dome!

  16. MicahStone says:

    REMEMBER: Burger King previously pandered to the Gaystopo by wrapping their shiite in the office colors of freak-dome!

  17. MicahStone says:

    Also REMEMBER that to espace US taxes, Burger King -with approval from their large stock-holder, OBOZO’s #1 crony capitalist, warren buffett – to Canada.

    In honor of OBOZO’s pal buffett financing this escape from US taxes, Burger King announced it will change KINGS in it’s ads. Meet the new KING…

  18. MicahStone says:

    Also REMEMBER that to espace US taxes, Burger King -with approval from their large stock-holder, OBOZO’s #1 crony capitalist, warren buffett – to Canada.

    In honor of OBOZO’s pal buffett financing this escape from US taxes, Burger King announced it will change KINGS in it’s ads. Meet the new KING…

  19. Wilberforce says:

    Mmmm, Nigella Lawson 🙂

  20. Wilberforce says:

    Mmmm, Nigella Lawson 🙂

  21. Mr. Mentalo says:

    LOL!

  22. Mr. Mentalo says:

    LOL!

  23. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Pegon Zellschmidt? Did I miss something? The woman in the photo (if that’s who you mean) is Gillian McKeith. The other is, as Wilber pointed out, Mmmm Nigella Lawson.

  24. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Pegon Zellschmidt? Did I miss something? The woman in the photo (if that’s who you mean) is Gillian McKeith. The other is, as Wilber pointed out, Mmmm Nigella Lawson.

  25. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Oh, and just to drive the food/vegan/calorie police crazy, there is this.

    “Hey, all you progs who only eat non-gluten, wheat-free, dairy-free, peanut-allergy-free, organically grown water-cress extract, get a load of real food. Probably stir-fried, most likely with beef or pork. Enjoy your endive. I’m going to eat some protein, lots of carbs and enjoy every moment of it…”

  26. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Oh, and just to drive the food/vegan/calorie police crazy, there is this.

    “Hey, all you progs who only eat non-gluten, wheat-free, dairy-free, peanut-allergy-free, organically grown water-cress extract, get a load of real food. Probably stir-fried, most likely with beef or pork. Enjoy your endive. I’m going to eat some protein, lots of carbs and savor every moment of it…”

  27. MAS says:

    Be still my restless heart! Prime Rib and an attractive woman across the table….mercy.

    P.S. Gillian McKeith looks constipated and bat guano crazy…

  28. MAS says:

    Be still my restless heart! Prime Rib and an attractive woman across the table….mercy.

    P.S. Gillian McKeith looks constipated and bat guano crazy…

  29. chiefpontiac says:

    I guess you can’t have it your way…

  30. chiefpontiac says:

    I guess you can’t have it your way…

  31. Agrippa says:

    Lady on the left looks like she just spent two years in Dachau. Probably feels that way herself, I imagine.
    Lady on the right, however, Ummmmmmm . . . !

  32. Agrippa says:

    Lady on the left looks like she just spent two years in Dachau. Probably feels that way herself, I imagine.
    Lady on the right, however, Ummmmmmm . . . !

  33. Agrippa says:

    Apple juice? As a diabetic myself (Type II), apple juice has more carbs than just about anything out there, including sugared soft drinks (there are “diet” versions, don ‘cha know?), moonbat fascists! But we’re only supposed to look at their “good intentions,” of course, no matter that the supposed cure is most often worse, or far worse, than the so-called “disease,” or mere problem in this case.

  34. Agrippa says:

    Apple juice? As a diabetic myself (Type II), apple juice has more carbs than just about anything out there, including sugared soft drinks (there are “diet” versions, don ‘cha know?), moonbat fascists! But we’re only supposed to look at their “good intentions,” of course, no matter that the supposed cure is most often worse, or far worse, than the so-called “disease,” or mere problem in this case.

  35. Agrippa says:

    Yep. Rarely give them any of my business, and will now have to stop going there altogether. Did like the BK Big Fish sandwich and some onion rings with zesty sauce, but, oh, well! Damn, now I’m hungry!

  36. Agrippa says:

    Yep. Rarely give them any of my business, and will now have to stop going there altogether. Did like the BK Big Fish sandwich and some onion rings with zesty sauce, but, oh, well! Damn, now I’m hungry!

  37. swampcat says:

    You kinda stole my thunder there, Mr. Mentalo. As kids, we too would eat breakfast cereal, Pop Tarts, ice cream, the occasional soda, etc., then burn it all off and then some playing; however, that was also when the ingredients of a soda pop didn’t read like a chemistry set.

  38. swampcat says:

    You kinda stole my thunder there, Mr. Mentalo. As kids, we too would eat breakfast cereal, Pop Tarts, ice cream, the occasional soda, etc., then burn it all off and then some playing; however, that was also when the ingredients of a soda pop didn’t read like a chemistry set.

  39. AlanOne7 says:

    I actually support this. Burger King is a private company, and they can sell whatever they want. Kids today do eat too much sugar and junk. Remember when three glasses of milk a day was considered the norm?

    THAT SAID … let’s see if kids actually accept it and don’t demand their soda substitute. McDonald’s has been pushing salads for decades, but they either don’t sell or contain as much calories and fat (from the dressing) as the Big Mac. Like Michelle Obama is learning, given any opportunity, kids will throw away the fruit and milk and live on potato chips and Red Bull. You can lead kids to milk but you can’t make them drink.

  40. AlanOne7 says:

    I actually support this. Burger King is a private company, and they can sell whatever they want. Kids today do eat too much sugar and junk. Remember when three glasses of milk a day was considered the norm?

    THAT SAID … let’s see if kids actually accept it and don’t demand their soda substitute. McDonald’s has been pushing salads for decades, but they either don’t sell or contain as much calories and fat (from the dressing) as the Big Mac. Like Michelle Obama is learning, given any opportunity, kids will throw away the fruit and milk and live on potato chips and Red Bull. You can lead kids to milk but you can’t make them drink.

  41. Henry says:

    “But they will still get fat because in a world run by moonbats, it is unsafe to let them play outside.”

    BINGO!

  42. Henry says:

    “But they will still get fat because in a world run by moonbats, it is unsafe to let them play outside.”

    BINGO!

  43. whotothewhat says:

    I will admit as far a little kids go they should not consume soda, I have kept my son away from it for the most part, does he have a soda from time to time yes but not much and not with caffeine. I drank a lot of soda as a kid and adult and had to finally curtail drastically my soda drinking this was done by choice. When I started to notice I was growing a pumpkin gut due to the consumption of sugary drinks it was the motivator to cut way down on sugar and start exercising. Another reason I needed to change was when the SHTF panting and passing out from exhaustion while only walking about mile was not going to be a option.

  44. whotothewhat says:

    I will admit as far a little kids go they should not consume soda, I have kept my son away from it for the most part, does he have a soda from time to time yes but not much and not with caffeine. I drank a lot of soda as a kid and adult and had to finally curtail drastically my soda drinking this was done by choice. When I started to notice I was growing a pumpkin gut due to the consumption of sugary drinks it was the motivator to cut way down on sugar and start exercising. Another reason I needed to change was when the SHTF panting and passing out from exhaustion while only walking about mile was not going to be a option.

  45. 762x51 says:

    hat amazes me is that the Nazi collaborators in these companies actually believe that people who don’t want their kids to drink soda and eat fast food even go to their restaurants.
    Problem – eating a lot of french-fries or drinking a lot of soda will cause you to gain weight.
    Solution – CONTROL YOURSELF.
    Imagine if people could actually control themselves. What would the libtard fascists do for entertainment?

  46. 762x51 says:

    hat amazes me is that the Nazi collaborators in these companies actually believe that people who don’t want their kids to drink soda and eat fast food even go to their restaurants.
    Problem – eating a lot of french-fries or drinking a lot of soda will cause you to gain weight.
    Solution – CONTROL YOURSELF.
    Imagine if people could actually control themselves. What would the libtard fascists do for entertainment?

  47. 762x51 says:

    “when the SHTF panting and passing out from exhaustion while only walking about mile was not going to be a option.”

    Exactly. All of those bi-pedal balloons walking around are just casualties. They are already dead and don’t even know it. I exhibit at about 25 – 30 gun shows per year and see all these people who are 75 – 250 pounds overweight, consume 2 packs of cigs per day and think they are going to survive a gunfight by having a gun, hilarious. Strap the 65 – 75 pounds of gear on them that they would actually need, water, ammo, armor, etc. and they couldn’t make it their car in the parking lot, much less run and gun in a firefight.

  48. 762x51 says:

    “when the SHTF panting and passing out from exhaustion while only walking about mile was not going to be a option.”

    Exactly. All of those bi-pedal balloons walking around are just casualties. They are already dead and don’t even know it. I exhibit at about 25 – 30 gun shows per year and see all these people who are 75 – 250 pounds overweight, consume 2 packs of cigs per day and think they are going to survive a gunfight by having a gun, hilarious. Strap the 65 – 75 pounds of gear on them that they would actually need, water, ammo, armor, etc. and they couldn’t make it their car in the parking lot, much less run and gun in a firefight.

  49. 762x51 says:

    Obama is more love child of the Burger King and Ronald McDonald.

  50. 762x51 says:

    Obama is more love child of the Burger King and Ronald McDonald.

  51. kerri says:

    Speak with your dollars…drive on by !

  52. kerri says:

    Speak with your dollars…drive on by !


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