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Nov 20 2019

Burger King Sued by Vegan Over Meatless Whopper

No matter how much you feed the crocodile, it will still eat you, and if you are a corporation, it will not eat you last. No one shovels more chum at vicious reptiles than Burger King, with its encouragement of moonbats who throw milkshakes at Brexit supporters, its feminist propaganda chick fries, its lame and tasteless attempts to be edgy, its removal of “ham” from the word “hamburger” to placate Muslims, its meatless Impossible Whopper. The woke company’s fitting reward is a lawsuit:

The class action lawsuit, filed Monday in the Southern District of Florida, claims that although the burger chain advertises its vegan option as meat-free, it is contaminated by meat by-product because it’s cooked on the same grill as meat products.

Some moonbats, probably inspired by Muslims carrying on about pork, have decided to regard meat as unclean.

Burger King’s website describes the Impossible Whopper as “100% Whopper, 0% Beef.”

But actually it could be 0.0001% beef, which has got to be worth a few $million to jackpot justice lawyers and their clients.

You pander to moonbats and they sue you. Are we paying attention, Chick-fil-A?

On tips from Kate P and Steve T.




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