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Mar 29 2012

Caption Barry

obama-hurdle

Compliments of Mary.




46 Responses to “Caption Barry”

  1. Drury says:

    “I can cheat at hurdles just the same as with elections and the media will never call me out on it!”

  2. innominatus says:

    “Ouch! That hurt my one and only testicle!”

  3. KM says:

    I’m black and yet I can’t jump and my wiener is smaller than a vienna sausage… I think I’ll run for president and see what else I can screw up…

  4. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    Look, this is me navigating the pile of dead bodies leading to my re-election.

  5. metalgarth says:

    Homer and Lenny got years of good laughs after tricking Carl to enter the “special” olympics.

  6. blue says:

    Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.

  7. blue says:

    M’Chel told Barry to go the park and play while her friend Sybian visits……

  8. Trayvon from below says:

    N*gga – that ain’t my dad!

  9. ant says:

    Why can’t he just ‘go around’ the hurdle like he does the Congress and the Constitution?

  10. tom@drum says:

    someone photo shop an umbrella in his hand

  11. Zeek says:

    Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!

  12. Chris in N.Va. says:

    How do I get down off of this thing?

  13. Obama 3012 says:

    Beyonce & Michelle Obama’s Premiere Workout Routine ‘hurdle not included’.

  14. DMartyr says:

    tom:

    Funny idea! At The Jawa report in comments, I made one. 😉

    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211689.php

    Thanks for the funny pic, Moonbattery! TJR is doing a caption contest as well, and I asked the readers to share their captions here. 🙂

  15. Alxandro says:

    “Can I get a hoodie for my ass?”

  16. Harleybob says:

    Tell Reggie I’m getting ready to ride his rail.

  17. klae says:

    Marking his territory?

  18. Goodness says:

    “Oh…crap! I forgot all about my “kystered” stash, and it just popped out!”

  19. FrankW says:

    Another race hurdle cleared.

  20. A_fib says:

    Is there any hurdle this man can’t overcome? I’ll be in my bunk…

  21. Eric says:

    Just about the perfect height, not go ahead an tape the Constitution right here.

  22. The Flu says:

    Now how in the Hell did Michele get this up the backside of her pants?

  23. joeh says:

    If I had a son, he’d hurdle just like me.

  24. Barry from Victoria says:

    How did Rush know about my jock itch?

  25. wingmann says:

    I Miss You Reggie.

  26. Graycat says:

    BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

  27. dunce says:

    Where is the saddle for this horse?

  28. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    blue says:
    March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am
    Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.

    ___________________________Hilarious!!!!
    Zeek says:
    March 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!

  29. FrankW says:

    Maybe bammy is white after all, he can’t jump.

  30. FrankHD says:

    Good thing I don’t have any balls or this could have really hurt, instead it just brused my ‘taint’!

  31. reliapundit says:

    OBAMA CAUGHT STRADDLING THE FENCE BETWEEN SOCIALIST AND COMMUNIST!

  32. Barack Obama says:

    I need essential services to help lift the other foot.

  33. Screwy Puppy says:

    Congress is moving too slow. I’ll just step over it with an Executive Order.

  34. Rodney Horton says:

    See how easy this is to do with no BALLS!

  35. Norman says:

    How we will all hurdle obstacles in our lives, with ObamaCare stitched to our sides

  36. Bob Roberts says:

    Where are the stirrups and reigns again?

  37. Sam Adams says:

    After my re-election, I will have much more flexibility. What seem to be high hurdles today will be much smaller.

  38. Anonymous Comrade says:

    Sam Adams says:
    March 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    I understand and will transmit to Vladamir.

  39. QuietMan says:

    I’ll show Barney what a wide stance looks like….

  40. 3farts4bama says:

    New device collects methane gas for use in green-gas vehicles..

  41. Momster says:

    “A HURDLE!?!?! I thought I was pizzing on the CONSTITUTION!

  42. Had it up to here :-/ says:

    Hmmm….just about the right height to protect our southern border…..

  43. Jodie says:

    “Oops…uh…folks…uh…that wasn’t me…uh…that sound you heard…that was the republicans tootin’ their own horns again…”

  44. just bob says:

    Yea, these will work on the Mexican border.

  45. Barry Soetero says:

    Like the Special Olympics for someone specialler than Ralph Wiggum.

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