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Apr 13 2013

Caption Contest

mia farrow

Leave a comment providing the winning caption for Tinseltown moonbat Mia Farrow and her friends and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a US mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage.

Via Twitchy, on a tip from Ummah Gummah.

117 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Alphamail says:

    A liberal “Assault Oreo.”

  2. Jodie says:

    Photo represents typical girl with “daddy issues”.

  3. Alan Woody says:

    Time to get anti-semitic on Allan Koenigsberg’s ass!

  4. Doug says:

    Missy Massa sho like dem big black guns. Specially automatic.

  5. wild bill says:

    Left nut right nut dick in the middle

  6. marcus t. cicero says:

    Jungle Fever 101(get the picture, dick,vajeje,dick!)

  7. mark says:

    I hope they’re cannibals.

  8. Restless says:

    “I feel so naughty!”

  9. Vic Kelley says:

    I’m glad Woody Allen has moved on.

  10. barfo says:

    Jane Fonda, eat your heart out.

  11. brwaldbaum says:

    Stanley Ann Dunham poses with her two younger sons

  12. Bo Jangles says:

    “Hey Woody, theirs are a whole lot bigger than yours ever was…”

  13. rex freeway says:

    Once you go black the world shuns you and you’ll never be allowed back

  14. rex freeway says:

    I just wanted to add, what a disgusting looking women she is. Strike one. Then she beds down with groids. Strike two and three. YOUR OUTTA THERE!

  15. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    How many Gaian indulgences will I receive for phking two black Marxist guerillas half my age?

  16. Lurkasaurus says:

    Hey Woody, how do you like my new legal advisors?

  17. ED357 says:


    which islamic jihad group is mia sucking up to?

  18. Lurkasaurus says:

    Dear Woody,
    I decided to get new lawyers who have a more traditional approach to guys who bang their daughters.
    Sincerely Mia

  19. Ummah Gummah says:


    Out of our cold dead hands..


  20. Restless says:

    Hannah and Her Brothas.

  21. opiate-of-the-liv's says:

    After getting pregnant, Mia Farrow had to fill in for Kim Kardashian on Kim and Khloe take Rwanda.

  22. marcus t. cicero says:

    Is this Musket loaded?

  23. Bishop Of Battle says:

    Sheet dis squawky honky be crazy.

  24. Bishop Of Battle says:

    Rosemary: Back home in the New Rhodesia we are trying to take away these so those whitey honkys will be defenseless.

    Toby: Betta look in da mirror Ho.

  25. epb says:

    Somewhere Woody Allen is writing a subtle, clever and ironic caption for this pic.

  26. ZULU79 says:

    These are my two adopted children, Mohammed and Kalief. Now I just as chique at Brad Pitt and Angelina

  27. Vic DeKestrel says:

    After one crazy weekend with Ted Nugent the Black eyed Peas were never the same!

  28. epb says:

    Barack, Michelle and Mia incognito! Nice shades.

  29. epb says:

    2nd Amendment Rights advocate Ms. Mia Farrow!

  30. Blue32 says:

    Death to America!


  31. ConervativeMom says:

    Mia Farrow prepares for Woody Allen’s visit with their granddaughters.

  32. Skyfall says:

    It’s only an “assault weapon” if your not wearing a “Humanity Before Politics” tee shirt…

  33. Logic_Mine says:

    “Narcissism” …. nothing says it better than betraying your country’s values.

    “Hey, why should that media hog Jane Fonda get all of the attention.?”

  34. notPropertyOfTheState says:

    “I like my men as I like my guns,,, BIG & DARK!!!”

  35. dmgore says:

    I think alphamale won this one right off the bat.

  36. Ike says:

    When I grow up I want to be Jane Fonda

  37. Big Bad Bruins says:

    The Iraq war is “incomprehensible as it is unacceptable.”

    -Mia Farrow

  38. Big Bad Bruins says:

    Mamma Mia shooting the breeze with her boys.

  39. Shooter1001 says:

    A Kalashnikov for a pair of WalMart sneakers and CrackerJack sunglasses. Such a deal? Woody taught me something after all.

  40. bad actor says:

    We gonna make a sex sammich wif this dried up old white woman and then we gonna kill her!

  41. ED357 says:

    My guess is that guns aren’t so bad to liberals……

    when held by murdering muslim jihadists.

  42. Shooter1001 says:

    I can’t remember their names so I just call one Secretariat and the other one Trigger.

  43. Shooter1001 says:

    Just hold on to the pigtails boys,and I won’t fall off.

  44. Alxandro says:

    “, If I legally adopt these two boys I can then molest them.”

  45. Shooter1001 says:

    I told you, Alan. I warned you. With your schmeckle the schicksa would be doin schvartzes in no time. Did you listen to your mamala? Oi, God should take me!

  46. John Lewis says:

    “Oooooh! This is gonna be FUN!”

  47. Shooter1001 says:

    Hey, you with the rag top! Yeah, you, Hajji Baba! You cross your legs like your ho mama! A gay terrorist?

  48. Shooter1001 says:

    Gees, couldn’t you clowns dig up some matching camo for the photo op?

  49. Shooter1001 says:

    Abdul, you tell me Americans all fat!

  50. Douglas says:

    Why should Jane Fonda get all the love?

  51. Douglas says:

    Afgter the photo shot, I’m taking my boys out for fried chicken and watermelon.

  52. Douglas says:

    Move over Hanoi Jane, here comes Islam Mia.

  53. Musicmaven says:

    Hey Woody this what I call a real gun…if you know what I mean!

  54. marcus t. cicero says:

    SORRY Moonbattery people, everytime I see the
    picture I want to PUKE. Can you put some kind
    of cover, we have to protect the children.
    Thanks a lot, mtc

  55. Stephen Lawrence says:

    See no moonbat, hear no moonbat, say no moonbat.

  56. IslandLifer says:

    On her trip to Tramps Gone Wild, Mia poses briefly with her newly adopted sons.

  57. IslandLifer says:

    Nothing is more symbolic for humanity than a chacetic bimbo holding a fully automatic weapon sandwiched between two heathens.

  58. Bill T says:

    Have you seen the new and improved AK47,with a vibrating stock, it’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

  59. bigbugna says:

    Hey Jane, Penis envy???

  60. Eleanor in Hell says:

    Meow Farrow stars in “Two Black Panthers and a Cougar”

  61. Dbm says:

    Rosemary prepares for Adrian’s return from summer camp.

  62. Jim Morris says:

    This is how Jane Fonda got good movie deals,so will I .

  63. chronos the wonder pig says:

    three Obamaholics just chilling

  64. Grunt says:

    LOL! Eleanor in Hell FTW!

    “Meow Farrow stars in ‘Two Black Panthers and a Cougar’.”

    That one wins top nomination in my book!

    Next would be the “Assault Oreo” by AlphaMail!

    Me…I got nuthin’.

  65. DaddyOD says:

    Just because I said after Sandy Hook “I don’t want to hear one idiotic word out of the NRA” doesn’t mean I can’t have one!

  66. RocnRobin says:

    I thought Michael Jackson had passed away ??

  67. serfin'usa says:

    I find it ironic that some liberal bimbo sits between two ruthless killing heathens while wearing a shirt that says “Humanity before politics.” That sums up liberal hypocrisy perfectly.

  68. ebola says:

    Humanity Before Politics….With AK-47’s…

  69. Drury says:

    “Just Coalburnin’ with the natives!”—Mia

  70. Flu-Bird says:

    Gun control means being able to hit your target with the very first shot

  71. Elizabeth says:

    “I went to Kenya and all I got was AIDS and this t-shirt” – Mia Farrow

  72. All I have to do is lean this thing a little farther to the right,pull this trigger thing and those sneakers are mine.

  73. Buffalobob says:

    Mia, “it’s not like they’re killers – killers”.

  74. warren says:

    She wants people like them eliminate people like her.

  75. Jimbo says:

    A common albino terrorist, subspecies ‘liberitus stupidus dipshitus delusionus’ in its dream habitat. The species is known to be communally and societally suicidal.

  76. Bieks says:

    Huh, Oreo’s can be rotten.

  77. Judge Dredd says:

    Two Wolves and a Sheep decide on whats for Dinner. Guess who’s coming to dinner? YOU, Ho!

  78. G. Fox says:

    Was’t this how the Kenyan in the White House came to be?

  79. Jay B. says:

    Treason is so fashionable!

  80. Steve A says:

    This is my rifle, my friends have guns, guess which one is for fighting, and which two are for fun?

  81. Bret says:

    “I know I’ll never top Jane Fonda, but I’ll keep trying!”

  82. Ummah Gummah says:


    LIEberals always tell us – and the world – that is’t our fault that PIGSlam hates us. If only we recognized their great achievements and did everything they want, including, of course, giving them special treatment whenever demanded, they would dial down the rhetoric and the violence.

    We have more or less done all these things, with SOWdi Barabarians traveling here on more favorable visa entry conditions than Europeans. Yep, those pesky Nazis are a real threat nowadays.. and really, the moslems haven’t bothered us or anyone else since 9/11, which was soooo looong ago..

    Obviously I am being facetious. But it has worked. The American public was brow beaten into voting for the closest thing to a moslem into the White House than anything we’ve ever had a scant 6-odd years after the islamic terrorist attacks on 9/11.

    Empirical evidence reveals another picture: islam was a complete non-factor during those eeeeviiil Colonialist Times. Even the islamic regions controlled by Western Powers, and later whomever we installed or helped install to run these places, were 100x less violent than they are now.

    islam does not coexist well with any Democracy, and liberals need to L E A R N that. If they refuse, it is at all our peril.

    To further underscore my point that the aggression of islam has nothing to do with the “evil” West, but rather is immanent to islam itself consider this:

    Syrian Islamists set sight on Myanmar

    CAN’T BLAME THIS ONE ON BUSH, libs!!!!!!

    And GUESS WHO is arming these syrian islamists!!!! With our tax money..


  83. Shooter1001 says:

    Wilt Chamberlain, hang your head in shame!

  84. Steve says:

    SNL Cold Open: “President Obama” spoofs Gun Control

  85. Shooter1001 says:

    Jane Fonda taught me “If you’re going to betray America, don’t do it with any half-a-hump tweezer dick Orientals”.

  86. Shooter1001 says:

    Eat your heart out Michelle, you settled for a mutt!

  87. Shooter1001 says:

    Eat your heart out Michelle, if you was white you’d have a Mandingo not a half-breed.

  88. Shooter1001 says:

    If you think John Brown was hung…

  89. Roger J says:

    Glenda Jackson seeks refuge and CQ protection following reaction to her spiteful comments about Margaret Thatcher in the House of Commons, and they don’t come much more common than the opposition bench occupants.

  90. wildman says:

    Ive got an itch, down there, do you mind?

  91. Shooter1001 says:

    Mia: My luck, they’re both gay!

  92. Shooter1001 says:

    Ann Wintour, I’m living your dirty dreams!

  93. Shooter1001 says:

    We’re from the Ugandan NRA and we don’t need no steenkin background checks.

  94. Shooter1001 says:

    Ha, I got more kids than the two of you limpdicks combined!

  95. Ummah Gummah says:


    I had no idea Obama had so many brothers in Kenya!


  96. Numnut says:

    Jane Goodall goes native

  97. mike says:

    Happiness is a warm gun.

  98. marknlutz says:


  99. Shooter1001 says:

    Who wanna sleep wit some shriveled up old white woman?
    Fred Sanford

  100. Shooter1001 says:

    Don’t just put the gun butt there, start shootin’

  101. Shooter1001 says:

    UH OH, hide the bananas.

  102. coregis says:

    My inner Fonda comes out…..

  103. TruthSerum says:


  104. jarhead says:


  105. frogmouth says:

    The creamy idiot filling in an Oreo cookie…

  106. Antisocialist says:

    “Assault Raisin Oreo.”

    (just built abit on Alphamails)

  107. Antisocialist says:

    Queer Jihadis gone wild featuring Meow Raisin Fall-ooww.

    (look at how all three cross their legs like total queers)

  108. grayjohn says:

    “The body of Ms Farrow, last seen posing with two muslim fighters, was recovered from a roadside ditch, beheaded and gang raped. More here as details emerge. Next on CNN…”

  109. grayjohn says:

    Red Head Dhimmi dead.

  110. EddieC says:

    Any enemy of the U.S.A. Is a friend of mine.

  111. Vermin says:

    Mia Farrow sits between Michelle Obama and an unknown person during an anti-assaultmagazineclip rally in Cleveland.

  112. sufo56 says:

    Well what do ya know!!!
    Rosemary had twins!!!

  113. James Whale says:

    Humanity before politics.

  114. scneocon says:

    “This is a rifle – but these are my “guns”. This is for killing – but these are for fun!

  115. Chris says:

    These are my well hung marxists brothers

    This is my gun

    One is for killing

    The others for fun…

  116. Chris says:

    “Rosemary’s Baby Daddies”

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