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Jul 20 2013

Caption Contest


Leave a comment providing the winning caption for these Times Square Trayvonistas and win a free t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Sunday evening. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a US mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L, blue XL, and white XL only, although other sizes can be purchased directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage.

On a tip from Sean C.

114 Responses to “Caption Contest”

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  2. Gary Benson says:

    The Trayvon rioters would shoot Trayvon dead over a ten dollar drug deal gone wrong. Idiots.

  3. IslandLifer says:

    “All those in favor of a free cranialorectumectomy raise your hand”

  4. Running wild says:

    “91% of black murder victims are killed by other blacks. Do you care?”

  5. Lazlo says:

    “Who else here is an Ignorant B*stard?”

  6. Tax Slave says:

    What’s Ebonics for “Seig Heil”?

  7. Time to Close Our Borders says:

    Sieg Heil!

  8. Stycks says:

    Police were able to disperse the crowd quickly by announcing, “This is a job fair!”

  9. justme says:

    Looting in Aisle 7 through 11 – Air Jordans and OE 40s for Trayvon!

  10. marcus t. cicero says:

    “Who wants free Skittles???”

  11. Bob Roberts says:

    Moronic marionette moonbats, raise your hand!

  12. Ummah Gummah says:




  13. Ummah Gummah says:


    Mein Volk!

    Mein Reich!

    Mein Obama!


  14. A black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple says:

    Heil Niggler!

  15. ThisObamaNation says:

    There goes the neighborhood.

  16. Ummah Gummah says:


    Creepyass crackas in da house.. RAISE YO HANDS!!!!!

    Now say after me: OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!

    LOUDER..!!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU !!!!!


  17. Ummah Gummah says:


    I interrupt this rally to bring you some good news:

    Oh wait.. sh*t…


  18. Conan says:

    “Once we done wif Zimmerman, we’s coming fo you’s stupid white useful idiots.”

  19. Stycks says:

    This is real retarded.

  20. Bad Actor says:

    All living brain donors in the audience, raise your hands!

  21. Scott Drummond says:

    All hail to Saint Skittles!

  22. Looting for Social Justice says:

    Free shit! Can you dig it? Now there ain’t but 20,000 police in the whole town caaan yoou diig it!?

    (hat tip to The Warriors, 1979)

  23. Pek says:

    Warriors, come out to plaaayeeee

  24. robins111 says:

    A massive ‘justice for trayvon’ protest was held today in Toronto.. it was attended by a crowd of one (1).. after I saw this I rolled on the ground laughing..

  25. Jazzizhep says:

    Who wants a free crack pipe?


    Who is waiting on their welfare check?


    Who wants to trade their food stamp credits for cash?

  26. David Beswick says:

    First one back here with a shopping cart full of cell phones wins.

  27. epb says:

    Who wants my ‘Golden Ticket’?

  28. epb says:

    Darfur comes to Time Square

  29. Frank Van Atta says:

    “OK. White Africans on the right, brown Africans on the left, and all you real black folks form up in the middle.”

  30. epb says:

    Who believes in the Zombie Apocalypse?!?!

  31. epb says:

    Who wants to die for art?
    — Divine

  32. says:

    Raise you hands if you think Bush set up trayvon and gave you AIDS!

  33. ThisObamaNation says:

    Looks like the 100 Trayvon protests were much ado about nothing.

  34. GoinSane says:

    I am Trayvon!

    I am George Zimmerman

    Kill Whitey!

  35. Jodie says:

    Pictured: Kanye grabbed the megaphone from Sharpton and yelled: “Don’t talk to anyone I know at all, and tell everybody never talk to anyone that anyone knows. Don’t talk to themselves. Don’t talk ever again”

  36. JoeK Loth says:

    “Lemme see ya’ll’s hands if you got EBT cards and an obamafone”

  37. Dona says:

    “All Right, everybody who’s here for the free Beyoncé tickets raise your hand.”

  38. Jazzizhep says:

    Who wants Stand Your Ground laws repealed so you won’t get shot beating the hell outta some crazy-ass cracka?

  39. Jazzizhep says:

    Who wants to legalize crack but ban 32 oz. soft drinks?

  40. bob says:

    Attention rioters:

    Obamaphones and molatovs on the left over there, Skittles and baseball bats are on the right, and if you need them, today’s talking points are on the table behind me. Now let’s get this riot going!

  41. Jazzizhep says:

    Who here finds that the Keynesian model for economic growth is essential to the long-term viability of American markets?

    –What, we are in times square? OK, I’ll try again.

    Who wants to take rich white folks money and give it to other people?

  42. Jazzizhep says:

    Who wants a stylish free t-shirt from

    (being reduced to flattery, that’s my last one)

  43. Joe says:

    “We hates all the crackas, but we not rayciss!”

  44. David says:

    “OK,who ordered the Purple Drank?”

  45. Flakmagnet says:

    “…and once we are in power, the trains will run on time!”

  46. Nathaniel M says:

    “This is the BEST Kanye West concert EVAH!!!”

  47. rex freeway says:

    You heard the President. It’s time to rob and pillage… er, ah, I mean it’s time to rob and pillage More!

  48. mncon says:


  49. modd kenwood says:

    stupid white females raise their hands to have sex with a low-life thug rapper wannabe

  50. wingmann says:


  51. Nobama says:

    Raise your hand if you think Trayvon deserved to get popped.

  52. Contessa61 says:

    “All those in favor of crucifying Zimmerman to free you creepy ass crackers from white sin, raise your hand”

  53. Bill says:

    Liberal White Guilt Power!

  54. Longknife 21 says:

    ” Y’all creepy-ass crackers dat feel guilty, raise yo hands!

  55. depwavid says:

    Getcha free KFC! Getcha free Obamaphone! Step right up and getcha free bottle of Night Train!

  56. oysterboy says:

    put up your hand this is a stick-up

  57. vladtheimp says:

    Raise yo hand if yo can’t read cursive and have 3.0!

  58. comet says:

    “I Am Craven!”

  59. Philo Beddoe says:

    Third world joke shithole laughing stock? Yes We Can!

  60. Dan Feely says:


    What, this is not a campaign stop?

  61. Maya Ballzitch says:

    If I had a son he would look just like Trayvon and Larry Sinclair.

  62. FrankHD says:

    “All you “creepy azz cracka’s” raise your hand!!”

  63. IslandLifer says:

    The deaf, dumb, and blind. Born to follow.

  64. Clyde says:

    “Here haw ya do it!

    Take a can uh Azoneea Waddermeyon!

    Ah bag uh Skiddles!

    Ah bodle uh Robtuzin!

    Mix id up – id call Drank!”

  65. MC Hammer's Crackpipe says:

    Let’s go kill all those creepy ass crackas comrades!

  66. Helter Skelter says:

    Charlie don’t surf.

  67. Fundamental Transformation says:

    We want race war! When do we want it? We want it now.

  68. Jodie says:

    Where da white women?

  69. Nacht und Nebel says:

    Can a homey getta welfare check up in this mofo? Where my free shit cracka?

  70. The 13th Legion says:

    Deutschland über Alles! Deutschland über Alles! Whoops wrong era and not some lame fundamentally transformed Zimbabwe wannabe banana republic.

  71. Robin says:

    “And for my next trick, I’m going to turn a white person into a hispanic. Do I have any volunteers?”

  72. epb says:

    Okay, folks, let’s be honest… How many of you white folks really think Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are actually promoting themselves by exploiting a tragedy but will never say so, so that people won’t think you’re racist? Now, raise your hand! …

    Thought so.

  73. Sven says:

    Self hating whites, raise your hands!

  74. epb says:

    Raise your hand if you ever thought ‘Why could it not have been Al or Jesse instead?'”

  75. epb says:

    Crunchy wheat?… 🙁
    or Nicely sweet? 🙂 🙂 🙂 . . . !!!

  76. Jim says:

    “Raise your hand if you are racist! Come on I see all you creepy ass crackers here, raise ’em high!”

  77. TeaParty16 says:

    All those who have received more than one Obamaphone, please raise your hands.

  78. David says:

    “Heil Obama…Heil Obama…Heil Obama”

    Those who do not study history will repeat it…

  79. Lazlo says:

    Who Ordered Wings?

  80. MNCON says:

    Repeat after me , I will blindly follow , I will ignore that Barry himself is half cracker , I am a tool in the Progressive bag of tricks , It is dangerous to think for yourself , groupthink , groupthink , groupthink … and now for our closing song , “livin large on Whitey’s dime , live it up cuz Whitey’s buyin” …

  81. Landru says:


  82. Nathaniel M says:

    David says:
    July 20, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    “OK,who ordered the Purple Drank?”

    I nominate David’s post!!! That sh*t had me guffawing for a few minutes.

  83. James says:

    Who here has an Obama-phone and an EBT card?

  84. Jim busse says:

    “Sieg Heil”

  85. JPhat says:

    “Of all the young black shooting victims in this country, raise your hand if you can only name one.”

  86. Bunny Vee says:

    When I say Gibs me, you say dat! Gibs me! Dat!

  87. facebkwallflower says:

    “Heil Hoodie”

  88. Jon Brooks says:

    Does this bull horn make me look fat?

  89. Alphamail says:

    Raise yo han’ if you done bought blow from NO_ LIMIT_NIGGA…

  90. Flu-Bird says:

    Kill all whites and its woman and children first

  91. Buffalobob says:

    All of uses white crackers that don’t be haven a gun in your homes, raise your hand and leave your home address with the brother.

  92. WTSherman1864 says:

    Soylent Green is made of Crackas!

  93. Vic Kelley says:

    If you good citizens are worried about the economic implications of excess liquidity as well as the impending implementation of the Affordable Health Care Act – also known as obamacare – please raise your hand.

  94. Alphamail says:

    “Yo’ peoples…Soros got $50 an’ DOJ got Trayvon hoodies fo’ ya’ll at da’ kiosk…

    …Raise yo’ han if you be cool wid dat.”

  95. Pat says:

    Who want an Obamaphone?

  96. jeigheff says:

    I can’t bring myself to say it, even as a joke.

    The guy with the bullhorn is exhorting to crowd to follow the devil, and the crowd is shouting back its willingness to obey.

  97. cowboy chris says:

    Hands up if you got your Obama phone!

  98. Kathleen says:

    All those who think Obama should be impeached, please raise your hand.

  99. Kathleen says:

    All those in favor of impeaching Obama, please raise your hand.

  100. chemtreter says:

    Put your right hand in, put your right hand out!

  101. Elizabeth says:

    The first meeting of self-important morons possessing little education, SIMPLE local 666, ended on a high note when all voted in the affirmative for free purple drank for everyone.

  102. epb says:

    White guilt

  103. epb says:

    Beam me up, Scotty, before MSNBCerpents keep me from leaving the Democrat plantation!

  104. epb says:

    The lynching of a black conservative by liberals in Time Square

  105. Who doesn’t give a crap about trayvon martin?

  106. jarhead says:

    Raise your hands if you are a STUPID White Cracker!

  107. junkyard infidel says:

    all y’all dat kants reeds cursif and gots a tree poynt oh g-pee-a, raze yo hanz up in da ayer !

  108. luandos says:

    Who’s up for some Trayvoning at Time Square, raise your hand…

  109. sTevo says:

    Step 1. Git your watermeloniqua icetea
    Step 2. Grab a bottle of Robo, slip in in the pouch of your hoody. Don’t buy it. That shits expensive.
    Step 3. Grab a pack of Skittles at check out.

    Step 4. Go LEAN.

  110. TED says:

    IF you’re an ASSHOLE and you know it raise yo hand!

  111. Flimbo says:

    Caption: ” hands up if you can read cursive writing either !”

  112. Flimbo says:

    Correction: Caption: ” hands up if you can’t read cursive writing either !”

  113. Valerie says:

    Heil ?

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