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Jul 21 2013

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:


Second runner up:

What’s Ebonics for “Sieg heil”?
— Tax Slave

First runner up:

“All those in favor of crucifying Zimmerman to free you creepy ass crackers from white sin, raise your hand!”
— Contessa61

The winner:

The first meeting of Self-Important Morons Possessing Little Education (SIMPLE) local 666 ended on a high note when all voted in the affirmative for free purple drank for everyone.
— Elizabeth

Congratulations, Elizabeth. You have earned a free t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

9 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

  1. WTSherman1864 says:

    I dunno but it appears someone is using a dart to pick the winners….

    Don’t get me wrong.

    It’s sour grapes.

    I enjoy the contest.

    But winning must be sweet!

  2. Alphamail says:


    Please don’t get me wrong, but why is it I check the Caption Winner comments every Sunday, just to see what you complain about this week – for me, it’s actually as much fun as the contest.

    It’s really kinda cool – we can depend on you.


  3. Dr. 9 says:

    Obummer fiddles while America burns.

    I wonder if they’ll be mistaken for kitchen help.

  4. Alphamail says:

    No mistaken identity here – she’s proven to be inept at menus, even for kiddies – and he scrambles everything when it should be a simple healthy entree.

  5. WTSherman1864 says:

    Glad to hear it, AlphaM. Appreciate it. Now I will have to write sour grapes to satisfy my many readers!

  6. forest says:

    RE the runner up:

    I still say Chris Matthews is behind that website.

  7. Jodie says:

    I laughed out loud when I read Elizabeth’s entry yesterday. Hilarious! Clearly the winner!

  8. Elizabeth says:

    Thank you Jodie. I’ve been trying to win a shirt for awhile now. Great way to start the week =)

  9. Logic_Mine says:

    Congrats Elizabeth.

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