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Jul 03 2020

City Council Establishes Polyamorous Marriage

Until recently, virtually everyone throughout human history would have regarded homosexual marriage as absurd, blasphemous, and obscene. Turns out it was only the thin edge of the wedge. Already liberal authorities are officially validating polyamorous marriages.

From the moonbattery-addled Boston area:

Under its new domestic partnership ordinance, the city of Somerville now grants polyamorous groups the rights held by spouses in marriage, such as the right to confer health insurance benefits or make hospital visits.

Councilor Lance Davis drafted the ordinance, which passed unanimously. He salted the insanity with irony:

“I don’t think it’s the place of the government to tell people what is or is not a family,” Davis, who is a lawyer, said at a meeting last week.

That’s why Somerville’s government has redefined what a family is.

Now a marriage can include an entire squirming orgy of degenerates. Davis confirmed that as many as 20 people could be married to each other. Anything goes with liberals, so long as it destroys tradition — and no tradition could be more crucial to the stability of civilization than marriage.

In the coming weeks, you can expect the Supreme Court to confirm that the Constitution guarantees the right to polyamorous marriage. Then they will move on to the constitutional right of pedophiles to marry whole Boy Scout troops.

Down the slippery slope to hell we slide, shoved from behind by progressives.

On tips from Jack D, Adam, and Steve T.

Apr 06 2020

Why Everything at the Supermarket Will Have to Be Locked Behind Plexiglas

This is not a pleasant sight with a deadly pandemic raging:

Being a social media attention junkie, this guy may have just finished licking toilet seats for the coronavirus challenge.

Society no longer knows how to deal with people like this. Excessive niceness has a price.

On a tip from Ken in Florida.

Apr 03 2020

Open Thread

Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. - D. H. Lawrence
Mar 20 2020

Teens Cough on Produce, Post Video

Remember last year’s fad of licking ice cream, then putting it back on the shelf? Coronavirus has inspired a new version:

Idle teenagers are participating in a “disturbing trend” of coughing on grocery store produce and posting their pranks online as the nation fights the coronavirus, which is known to spread from human “droplets” spraying from mouths.

The latest incident occurred in the Washington exurb of Purcellville, Virginia, some 55 miles from the White House. …

The police investigating the case said that there is a national trend by teenagers to cough on food and film it.

Any number of teenagers carry the virus asymptomatically. The risk of mortality is of course far higher for older people.

The costs of letting society slide into sociopathic, narcistic, nihilistic immorality are incalculable. It is hard to imagine teens potentially murdering their own grandparents for laughs in say the 1950s.

On a tip from Stormfax.

Feb 27 2020

Polyamorous Offspring Will Be Raised Nonbinary

Now that social engineers have decreed that marriage is no longer what it has always been, the possibilities are endless. Polyamorous mom Brittany Taylor moves the ball forward by declaring that she and her two partners will raise their offspring to be neither male nor female.

Via Daily Mail:

A mother who is in a relationship with both a man and another woman has revealed how she is raising her baby to be genderless – while sharing co-parenting duties with both of her live-in partners.

Brittany Taylor, 32, from Rhode Island, has been in an open relationship with her nine-month-old baby’s father Conor McMillen, 36, from California, for more than four years, after meeting him at a health festival in New York.

Baby Ilya is to be referred to with nonbinary pronouns. Good thing the kid has three parents, because multiple incomes will be required to pay the psychiatrist bills.

Family arrangements will continue to get ever sicker and weirder, with the avid encouragement of the media, until either society collapses into a squirming orgy of depraved copulating animals or someone starts pushing back.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 21 2020

The Fall of the West

Sir John Bagot Glubb outlined the life cycle of great cultures, as summarized in the video below by Felix Rex. The USA is currently at the stage of decadence — or to be more specific, the Age of Moonbattery:

Is liberalism causing decline, or is decline causing liberalism? Most likely it works both ways. Reverse one and you will reverse the other.

On a tip from Jester.

Jan 20 2020

Destigmatizing Pedophilia

Progressive social engineers accomplished an amazing feat by mainstreaming homosexuality, which was nearly universally regarded as repugnant for centuries, in a short period of time with a blitzkrieg propaganda campaign. The same may be accomplished for pedophilia. The campaign is already gathering momentum.

This April 18, liberal Baltimore will host a workshop entitled, “Authenticity in the Face of Stigma: Challenges for Clinicians and Minor-Attracted People.”

Just as homosexuals must now be referred to as “gays,” pedophiles are to be called “minor-attracted people” or “MAPs.” What’s in a name? Plenty, or liberals would not dictate which words we can use with never-ending updates to the Newspeak Dictionary.

The goals of the workshop are for participants to:

• Become aware of the numerous ways stigma impacts the lives, relationships, and careers of MAPs, clinicians, and researchers.

• Learn about ways to effectively manage stigma and its effects.

That is, they will learn that pedophiles MAPs are sacred victims deserving of sympathy, just like homosexuals gays. Then they will learn how to reduce the stigma against this “orientation.”

Reducing stigma is a euphemistic reference to progressive objective #1: erode moral standards.

Progressives have consciously pursued this objective with welfare and single motherhood, with predictably pernicious results. Lately, they have been achieving it with drug use, mental illness, and sexual perversion, largely by sanctifying homelessness, transsexuality, and homosexuality.

That which shame once encouraged people to overcome, they are now egged on to wallow in with belligerent pride, while demanding special rights and privileges. It would be hard to imagine a moral virus more certain to destroy a civilization than liberalism.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 07 2020

Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Margaret Thatcher

Moonbattery is so advanced that sometimes it seems there is nothing we can do but passively succumb to it. Margaret Thatcher proved that it is possible to push back the rot:

Arresting decay is not something that can be accomplished once and for all by a Thatcher or a Reagan. It is an ongoing job that can never be neglected.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Dec 26 2019

Battle Plan for the War on Suburbs

Spacious well-kept houses. Children playing on wide green lawns. Two-car garages. White picket fences. Plenty of green spaces. No litter, no graffiti, hardly any crime, and worst of all, whites are still a clear majority. Suburbia is a nightmare for liberals. It’s as if pockets of the hated 1950s had been allowed to survive. No worries, moonbats; social engineers continue to plan out our fundamental transformation into a totally different country.

Mass immigration has allowed Democrats to flip Virginia from red to blue. They are wasting no time using their leverage to remake the state to their liking. Jailing gun owners is only the beginning.

The Daily Caller reports on a plan to phase out suburbia in favor of ghettos:

Democrats in Virginia may override local zoning to bring high-density housing, including public housing, to every neighborhood statewide — whether residents want it or not.

The measure could quickly transform the suburban lifestyle enjoyed by millions, permitting duplexes to be built on suburban lots in neighborhoods previously consisting of quiet streets and open green spaces. Proponents of “upzoning” say the changes are necessary because suburbs are bastions of segregation and elitism, as well as bad for the environment.

That is, allowing suburbs to exist would be racist, counterrevolutionary, and offensive to the climate. Therefore, individual preferences and freedom of association must be overruled so that one-size-fits-all homogeneity can by imposed. How else to achieve equity?

House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat, introduced six housing measures Dec. 19, coinciding with Democrats’ takeover of the state legislature in November.

Samirah denounces suburbia as “mostly white and wealthy.” To fix this, single-family housing zones are to be abolished.

Tim Hannigan, Chairman of the Fairfax County Republican Committee, understands what is going on here:

“So much of the American dream is built upon this idea of finding a nice quiet place to raise your family, and that is under assault.”

Despite righteously denouncing suburbia as racist, Samirah has indulged in racist remarks himself. But it’s okay for someone of his background to be racist against Jews.

Speaking of Samirah’s background,

His father is Jordanian refugee Sabri Samirah, who authorities banned from the U.S. for a decade after the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks, in part because of his membership in the Muslim Brotherhood, the Chicago Tribune reported in 2014.

Letting the Middle East colonize the USA is hardly likely to make it a better place.

On the positive side, maybe one day people who have seen the consequences will develop the technology to travel back in time and prevent what liberals are currently doing to our country.

On tips from Varla, Stormfax, and Kate P.

Dec 20 2019

Demographic Doom: Single-Parent Households Skyrocket

Liberalism has set America on a course to demographic doom. The worst of it may not come from overseas in the form of virtually unlimited immigration from the least successful corners of the world. We have been developing our own demise within our borders with a toxic combination of feminism, desacralized marriage, reduced stigma, and the welfare state, all working together to create single-parent households.

There is no greater predictor of being a loser than growing up in a single-parent household. If you want a kid to grow up to be poor and/or a violent felon, a single-parent upbringing is the most likely way to achieve that outcome. Obviously, there are exceptions, but individual stray drops don’t matter when society is getting crushed by a tsunami of familial dysfunction.

From the Washington Free Beacon:

The United States has a higher share of single-parent households than 129 other countries, a recent analysis from the Pew Research Center reveals.

Twenty-three percent of U.S. children live with a single adult, Pew found, compared with an average of just 7 percent around the world. Of the 130 countries from which Pew obtained survey data, rates of single-parent households ranged from the low 20s in the United States and United Kingdom to as low as 1 or 2 percent in countries like Turkey and Afghanistan.

Afghanistan may have a backward culture, but it has endured for centuries. The USA and UK will not endure, unless the progressive notion of “progress” is reversed soon.

In 1960, just 9 percent of U.S. children lived with one parent…

Follow the trajectory — or rather, let’s not follow it.

If moonbattery destroys America, the true cause won’t be socialism. Our culture will have already been ruined before Elizabeth Warren types can inflict their evil dreams. Liberals will have poisoned it by undermining the sacrosanct two-parent household.

Hat tip: Maggie’s Farm.

Dec 18 2019

Paris Syndrome

The contrast between the romantic notion of Paris and the reality of what moonbattery-induced decay has reduced Paris to is so jarring that it has produced an actual medical condition. Paris syndrome mainly effects Japanese tourists. Black Pigeon Speaks has details:

Here’s the link he mentions to Felix Rex.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Dec 11 2019

Evanston to Fund Slavery Reparations with Marijuana Sales

Some extremes of moonbat insanity can only be achieved in college towns — such as Berkeley, Austin, and Evanston, Illinois, home of Northwestern University, where local bureaucrats plan to use marijuana sales to fund slavery reparations.

The Northwest Ordinance abolished slavery in the region in 1787; Evanston did not become a city until 1892. But of course, reparations aren’t about slavery, since slaves and their masters have been gone for generations. It is about circumventing the welfare state middle man to pay people directly for being black. This is a high priority in Evanston, because to the horror of local liberals, the black population has been declining.

Imagine trying to produce infinite electricity by plugging a surge protector into itself. In Evanston, this principle will be put into practice. Blacks given free money to reward them for their politically preferred skin color will presumably spend some of it on marijuana, which will be taxed to provide them with more free money to spend on more marijuana. Ingenious, if only the numbers would add up. But with leftist economics, they never do.

Via Sultan Knish:

“We are at this point because we have done a lot in Evanston to acknowledge discrimination and oppression and racism, and we have had resolutions and various policies and different honorific actions over the lifetime of Evanston, and it has just not been enough,” Alderperson Robin Rue Simmons declared.

Continuing Affirmative Action and the $trillions flushed down the War on Poverty prove that nothing could ever be enough — especially not for a person of politically preferred pigmentation like Robin Rue Simmons.

“I’m offering no apologies,” Alderperson Robin Rue Simmons huffed. “This is for black Evanston residents.”

No word on what kind of racial certification would be required of residents to prove their eligibility.

Rachel Dolezal may or may not qualify for free money.

Regarding the numbers adding up,

The slavery reparations program expects to monetize its $10 million fund at a rate of $250,000 to $750,000 a year. …

Getting $750,000 on a 3% sales tax would require moving $25 million worth of legal marijuana a year. That’s a whole lot of drugs for a city of under 75,000 residents. Every person in Evanston would need to spend over $300 at drug dispensaries every year to fund racial reparations. …

The obvious revenue source for drug reparations for slavery would be the drug habits of Northwestern University students. But that’s also the group likeliest to cut costs by buying directly from drug dealers and bypassing Evanston’s racial pot taxes. …

Meanwhile, Evanston is still trying to figure out how to pay for its $321 million budget.

There is also the pension debt to deal with.

Maybe if Evanston’s City Council puffs the pot itself, reality will float away with the smoke, and everything will be okay.

On tips from Angel and Dragon’s Lair.

Dec 06 2019

Another New Kind of Family

When the social engineers on the Supreme Court took an axe to the institution of marriage, they gave us a hard shove along the road to this:

A polyamorous woman has fallen pregnant by one of her four partners after they went away together – but says they will raise the baby as a ‘family’.

The baby will bring their “family” to six. Like Shrillary shrieks, it takes a village to raise a child.

Twenty-year-old Tory Ojeda has announced her engagement to marry one of her “partners,” but not the one believed to be the father. Why shouldn’t she marry all four of them? Why should she be discriminated against because of whom or how many she loves?

Historically, polygamous situations have mainly involved one male and multiple females, possibly for the same reason that cattle breeders need more cows than bulls. But now that reproduction is mainly achieved by leaving the border open, one female shared by four males makes as much sense as any other abnormal arrangement.

Despite being in an open relationship, Tory is currently the only one who has multiple romantic partners.

That means there is still room for further “progress.”

Female moonbats who find speds attractive will be excited to learn that Tory would welcome another woman into the arrangement.

On a tip from Steve T.

Nov 27 2019

Pouring Diarrhea on Strangers Catches On

Licking ice cream and then putting it back in the freezer is passé now. The emerging new fad is to pour buckets of liquified fecal matter on the heads of random strangers. A horrifying incident in Los Angeles may have served as inspiration. From Toronto:

Police are searching for a suspect who they say dumped feces on a woman near a University of Toronto building before running away.

Officers believe the suspect is also responsible for two other incidents of fecal matter being hurled at people in the last five days. …

The previous incidents occurred at the University of Toronto’s Robarts Library and York University’s Scott Library. …

The suspect is described as a black male in his 30’s who was wearing a yellow construction hard hat, blue shirt and gloves at the time.

According to a witness to one of the attacks, the assailant “was laughing … like giggling loudly” as he ran off.

The story is emblematic of where civilization is heading, as all standards other than political correctness are abandoned, and we sink to the level of animals throwing crap at each other in the zoo.

On a tip from Sean C.

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