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Feb 17 2025

Sheryl Crow Discards Her Tesla for NPR

Pop bubblehead Sheryl Crow loves the oppressed climate so much, she has insisted we use only one square of toilet paper per restroom visit, implying we should go around with unclean behinds so as to reduce our carbon footprint. But she does not love it enough to continue virtue signaling with a Tesla now that the company’s CEO is associated with exposing Democrat waste, fraud, and abuse.

Via Breitbart:

Crow has sold her Tesla vehicle and donated the proceeds to National Public Radio (NPR) — all in protest of Elon Musk.

The pernicious left-wing tripe we are forced to finance on the propaganda platform NPR is “under threat by President Musk,” according to Crow, who is clueless in most regards but is well versed in Democrat talking points.

The war on waste waged by Musk’s DOGE really could pose a threat to NPR, which lied to us regarding the Hunter laptop story, thereby helping the disastrous Joe Biden into the White House. Musk has even called it out specifically, drawing attention to CEO and President Katherine Maher's stated hostility to truth:

Sheryl Crow can drive whatever car she regards as most politically correct. But there is no reason we should be compelled to pay monsters like Maher to lie to us.

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Feb 08 2025

Even Late Night Apparatchiks Laugh at Democrats

It isn’t just CNN. Even late night comedy shows may rediscover a sense of humor, confronted by the ongoing pratfall that is the Democratic Party.

Via Fox News:

Late-night hosts Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and more mocked Sen. Chuck Schumer in the last week or so after the Democratic senator made several attempts to speak out against President Donald Trump’s policies. …

Nobody could take this seriously:

Schumer stood alongside Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., and several other Democrats on Tuesday at a “Nobody Elected Elon” rally. Schumer, while holding Waters’ hand, chanted “we will win, we will win, we will win,” before pausing and saying, “we won’t rest, we won’t rest!”

Given that their party was just trounced by Trump in the election, the scene was cringe-inducing but too humorous for even the unfunniest late night apparatchiks to miss the humor.

On a tip from Chuck A.

Feb 02 2025

Woke Three Musketeers Movie Bombs

The Disney formula of mixing a beloved classic with moonbattery to create an unwatchable remake does not make money. Yet the French decided to give it a try, wokifying The Three Muskateers into Toutes Pour Une. The result is as you might expect:

The heroine is no longer d’Artagnan, but Sara, a young girl who is shocked to discover that the three musketeers charged with looking after the Queen of France are in fact… women.

The Three Musketeers are no longer Frenchmen. They aren’t even Frenchwomen:

What are a wild Moroccan (Oulaya Amamra), a daughter of Algerians (Sabrina Ouazani), and a pudgy Congolese immigrant doing in the France of the good King Louis XIII?

Satisfying DEI quotas, what else?

French people don’t have to watch this crap, but they do have to pay for it with their taxes:

Toutes pour une received, the Destination Ciné X account explains, €2.6 million from France TV, €850,000 from the Centre National de la Cinématographie, €550,000 from the Île-de-France, Occitanie, and Provence regions, and €500,000 from European funds via Eurimages, for a total budget of €10 million.

Audience response:

With just 1271 admissions for 564 screenings, the film maintained a very respectable average of 2 spectators per screening.

Anyone who sat through it was probably a movie critic. But the important thing is to strike a blow against the patriarchy, not to entertain the unwoke masses.

On a tip from seaoh.

Jan 28 2025

Who Selena Gomez Is Weeping Over

Being a pop star is all about getting attention. They will do anything for it. Exploiting the long-overdue enforcement of the US border and unburdened by any notion of self-respect, Selena Gomez will even do this:

Presenting the kind of foreign criminals esteemed countermoonbat Tom Homan has been ejecting from our country and moonbats like Selena are weeping over:

Homan’s response:

“If they don’t like it, then go to Congress and change the law. We’re going to do this operation without apology,” Homan told Fox News.

“We’re gonna make our community safer. It is all for the good of this nation. And we’re gonna keep going. No apologies. We’re moving forward.”

Cry harder, moonbats.

On tips from Wiggins, Tlabia Majora, KirklesWorth, and David Kight.

Jan 14 2025

HUMP! Film Festival 20th Anniversary

Portland Mercury has big news for moonbats of the northern Left Coast: the HUMP! Film Festival is celebrating its 20th Anniversary.

The film fest consists of amateur porn videos of 5 minutes or less that feature the “welcome inclusion of all body types, sexualities, genders, and kinks.” The shorts will premiere in ultrawoke Portland, Seattle, and San Francisco next month before metastasizing into a “global tour.”

Titles include:

A Tickle: Daddy Deity and Priestex play a tantalizing game with Kittie Come Drop.

Ecotopia: A decolonial vision of interconnected, queer liberation.

The Polar Bear’s Foreskin: An 84-year-old polar bear keeps phimosis at bay—creatively.

Orcagasm: Fantastical stop-motion orca fur suit adventures.

I Kink, Therefore I Am: A radical journey of self-discovery.

Et cetera.

This represents American culture where moonbattery prevails.

On a tip from Mike B.

Jan 05 2025

Transgenderism to Dominate Golden Globe Awards

By now, the rest of us have had enough transgenderism rammed down our throats to last until the end of time. But among the moonbat degenerates comprising the entertainment industry, even now it is the height of fashion.

Via Breitbart:

Transgenderism will play a major role at this year’s Golden Globes Awards on Sunday, with best picture frontrunners Emilia Perez and Conclave both featuring gender non-conformity as major plot points. …

Netflix’s Emilia Perez, which has the most nominations at ten, is expected to dominate the evening. The film’s breakout star Karla Sofía Gascón — a man who identifies as a woman — is widely expected to win the best actress award for a musical or comedy.

It wouldn’t be the first time a man usurped an award designated for women:

Gascón was the first transgender performer ever to receive the best actress award at the Cannes Film Festival…

As for the Golden Globes,

Two years ago, transgender star MJ Rodriguez — also a man who identifies as a woman — won for lead actress in a drama series for FX’s Pose.

Feminists can be counted on not to make a fuss. They don’t want to get menaced or erased like J.K. Rowling.

Conclave is sure to win awards, combining sexual grotesquery with an attack on the Catholic Church.

The Focus Features release dramatizes a power struggle in the Vatican over the election of a new pope. In a plot twist, the new pope turns out to be intersex — a “male” who possesses female reproductive organs.

As Biden reminds us, awards are now bestowed on the basis not of merit but of moonbattery.

On a tip from Barry A.

Dec 17 2024

Ketanji Brown Jackson’s Broadway Debut

As forewarned, left-wing Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has hit Broadway.

I didn’t figure it would be a speaking part. Sadly, I was wrong:

She seems pretty enthused about the empowerment of women for someone who cannot define what a woman is.

Where else to turn for coverage of this milestone in institutional decline but to the Babylon Bee:

The audience of the Broadway play & Juliet was in for a heartwarming surprise during a recent showing, when the production called a little retarded girl up on stage to perform one of the numbers. …

At publishing time, the retarded little thespian had to rush off to return to the nation’s capital, where she would reportedly sit to hear arguments that would potentially determine the fate of the United States.

It’s not all laughs with KBJ. Underneath the goofy exterior lurks something serious:

Supreme Court Associate Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson stirred the cauldron of constitutional discourse when she compared child sex-change bans to interracial marriage prohibitions. Jackson made the remarks during a hearing for United States v. Skrmetti, a case considering whether Tennessee’s law banning medical procedures intended to enable “minor[s] to identify with, or live as, a purported identity inconsistent with the minor’s sex,” violates the 14th Amendment’s Equal Protection Clause.

Given her background in racial militancy, comparing sex change procedures for children to interracial marriage suggests that she sees it as a sacred moral imperative to overrule state legislatures so that kids can be offered up as human sacrifices to LGBTism.

There is no clown like an evil clown.

On tips from ABC of the ANC, Wiggins, Tlabia Majora, and Mr. Freemarket.

Dec 11 2024

Hollywood Makes Russians Black

To get an idea of how far the liberal establishment wants to divorce us from reality, consider that they want us to believe blacks were prevalent in revolutionary Russia:

At least they won’t make genocidal fiends like Lenin and Stalin black. That would be racist. Then again, they might redefine Lenin and Stalin as the good guys.

Moonbats control not only Tinseltown but also the schools. Imagine what kids are being taught in history class.

The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth. - George Orwell

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Nov 29 2024

Kathy Griffin as Golden Bachelorette

In the absence of creativity, all the entertainment establishment can do to maintain any interest is continue pushing envelopes. This may explain why the repugnant Kathy Griffin remains in the public eye. On a podcast along with California Governor Gavin Newsom, she revealed a plan that might prop up the ratings for The Golden Bachelorette, a spinoff of the dating game show The Bachelorette that ups the tastelessness by featuring senior citizens. She says her version of the show would not be rated PG.

It would be a hybrid of the game show, pornography, and horror genres:

“So Kathy Griffin’s the Golden Bachelorette. The first episode where there’s the most bachelors and the most roses, I f— each one. Each one, and then I decide,” she said…

Moonbats evidently find this woman appealing.

On a tip from Anonymous.

Nov 28 2024

Sharon Stone Is as Bad as Alec Baldwin

Alleged involuntary manslaughterer Alec Baldwin isn’t the only irritating Hollyweird has-been who wants Europeans to know how much the USA does not meet with their approval. Sharon Stone also sounded off at the same insufferably pretentious film fest:

Stone delivered a fiery critique of American politics while attending the Torino Film Festival in Italy, where she received the Stella della Mole lifetime achievement award.

The “Basic Instinct” star targeted political leadership, comparing America’s political state to “adolescence” — marked by ignorance and arrogance.

In addition to America, she also hates men:

Stone concluded by addressing violence against women, noting, “The No. 1 killer for women is men.”

Imagine if only people they didn’t despise watched their movies. How would they pay for their mansions and limousines?

On tips from Gringoman and seaoh.

Nov 27 2024

Singer Keith Caputo Will Go Back to Being Male

Moonbat social engineers canceled the gender binary in favor of a spectrum of deviance and abnormality. But singer Keith Caputo must not have gotten the memo, because he switches back and forth:

Mina Caputo, the lead singer for rock band Life of Agony, announced on Instagram recently [that he] plans to “de-transition” and live life as a man again.

In a lengthy video shared there, Mina announced that along with the process, she [sic] is reclaiming her [sic] original name, Keith, and will be Keith Caputo moving forward.

At least he has his ego to sustain him through his life of self-inflicted agony:

“I’m very proud of myself,” Caputo [boasted]. … “Life’s about change. Life is about creating change. And I am one of the greatest alchemists I know and manifestors that I know. And, man, have I been manifesting peace of mind like no other and peace of heart and peace of soul.”

Caputo came out publicly as transgender back in 2011. It will be hard work, changing the chromosomes of every cell in his body back to XY.

At least he seems to understand now that men can’t really become women. He is still pretty creepy though:

Maybe rock musicians don’t make the best role models for youth.

On a tip from Steve T.

Nov 27 2024

Alec Baldwin Denounces America From Abroad

Now we’ve done it. We failed to vote as instructed. Consequently, we face even more sneering disapproval than usual from the liberal establishment. Tinseltown’s Alec Baldwin went overseas to Italy to complain about our ignorance:

During a Monday press conference at the Torino Film Festival, the “30 Rock” actor called Americans “uniformed” about world issues while he heralded the movie industry as the “only way” to deliver real information to the masses.

Only elitists like Baldwin can prevent us from wallowing in misinformation/disinformation. Only they know The Truth.

The voice of “Boss Baby” then called Americans “very uninformed about reality,” claiming they are ill-versed in “what’s really going on” in the world.

Hollyweirdos have plenty of money. Maybe they should buy failing MSNBC before Elon Musk does and use it as a platform to present “what’s really going on.” Not even the woke MSM can be trusted, since it is a business and therefore tainted by capitalism:

I was under the impression that Baldwin had recently committed a reckless homicide. Remind me again why he isn’t serving time?

On a tip from Anonymous.

Nov 22 2024

Meathead Enrolls at Laughing Academy

So much winning. Ellen Degenerate has left the country, and now Rob Reiner a.k.a. Meathead may finally get the professional attention he needs.

Like other narrow-minded moonbats (Don Lemon, Jamie Lee Curtis), Meathead is boycotting X because he blames the free speech it now allows for enabling Trump’s election. They could have a point, considering the significant roll censorship by Twitter and Fakebook played in the 2020 election. Leftist echo chambers Mastodon and Threads have evidently petered out, so Meathead moved his soapbox to Bluesky. But that wasn’t enough to protect him from opinions he finds triggering:

In a series of posts on Wednesday on Bluesky, the 77-year-old director accused what he called “MAGA scum” of coming over to the platform and ruining it after he and other Hollywood stars announced they had left Elon Musk’s X for the platform after Trump beat Vice President Kamala Harris, the Wrap reported.

“This platform is vile, racist and evil,” Reiner wrote. “It did not take long for MAGA scum to come spread their lies.”

“I have made the decision to take the next few days to check into a facility for peace and relaxation,” he added in a second post a short time later.

Let’s hope the facility applies appropriate therapy so as to mitigate Meathead’s psychiatric challenges.

On tips from Jester and DCGere.

Nov 18 2024

Why Kamala Harris Was a Great Candidate

Just how shallow and dumb are the Tinseltown dimwits who shape the opinions of moonbats? William Shatner demonstrates by expressing his inability to comprehend why the godawful Kamala Harris lost:

“Why isn’t she a great candidate? She combined several trends of thought here. Black, uh, woman, uh…”

Seriously, he really said that:

That’s about all they’ve got.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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