Category: Racial Imposter

Oct 20 2019

Video Fauxcahontas No Longer Wants Us to See

You would think Elizabeth Warren, Harvard Law’s Historic First Woman of Color, would be proud of her 1/1,024 Indian heritage. Yet she wants to scrub a video celebrating that very heritage from the Internet.

Tyler Zed reminds her that the Internet is forever:

Soon Fauxcahontas could be America’s Historic First Female Socialist Tyrant of Color.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

May 31 2019

Even Erick Erickson Suspended From Twitter

Getting suspended from Twitter isn’t just for controversial right-wingers. Even the mildest conservatives may run afoul of the thought police. This joke was enough to get Erick Erickson suspended:

“Elizabeth Warren set to introduce the Wrecking American Prosperity Under Marxism, or WAMPUM Act, wherein she gives everything away for free,” the joke from Erickson read.

This was said to violate the Twitter rule against “hateful conduct,” as if Erickson were maligning politically sacred Indians instead of poking lighthearted fun at Warren for advancing her career by pretending to be one.

No offense to Erickson and congrats on a good joke, but seeing him temporarily banned is like being told you can’t eat mayonnaise because it is too spicy.

Twitter had better suspend The Breakfast Club too. Look how they hatefully (actually, delicately) bring up the similarity of Elizabeth Warren to national laughing stock Rachel Dolezal:

No wonder they call her Walking Eagle; she is far too full of it to fly.

In fairness, there is a big difference between Fauxcahontas and Rachel Dolezal (aka Nkechi Amare Diallo). The latter was at least competent enough as a racial imposter to do something about her conspicuously Caucasian hair.

On tips from Varla.

Apr 09 2019

Rachel Dolezal Skates for Felony Welfare Fraud

Those cynical enough to be unsurprised that Jussie Smollett has so far escaped punishment for committing over a dozen felonies while perpetrating a hate hoax will have their bleak viewpoint confirmed by Rachel Dolezal — whose entire existence is a racial hoax — also escaping meaningful punishment for felony welfare fraud:

Dolezal, who changed her name to Nkechi Diallo two years ago, was charged with two felonies last May.

Investigators alleged she failed to report tens of thousands of dollars in income from her memoir, “In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World,” and other sources, so she could collect $8,847 in food and child care assistance from the state.

Having been caught, she now has to repay the money and twiddle her thumbs through 120 hours of community service to avoid a trial.

This pales in comparison to the punishment she received when she was revealed as a Caucasian. She was pushed from her perch atop the Spokane NAACP and lost a job teaching African studies at Eastern Washington University — despite her continuing to identify as black.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 23 2019

White Couple Plans to Give Birth to Black Babies

You would want you children to have every advantage in life, wouldn’t you? Then you can’t blame Martina Big (whom we met earlier) and Michael Eurwen, two Caucasians who were married last October, who have changed their skin color with tanning injections, and who identify as black, for proclaiming that their kids will be born black. The buxom bride…

…hit the headlines previously due to her plastic surgery, which took her breasts to a 32S.

Her skin colour change has also been well documented. When she started to have the injections, she was a white-skinned model with peroxide blonde hair, but she claims that just three jabs turned her skin black.

Big’s delusion that she can have black babies with her white husband because she has deformed herself into a parody of an African is logically consistent with the mandatory belief that sex change operations turn men into actual women.

The tanning injections haven’t had as much effect on Eurwen. But he appeared on TV wearing a dashiki, for what that’s worth.

As for Big, there can be no doubt that the former blonde German is now an African in light of this:

In March last year she flew out to Kenya to be baptised as a real African woman.

Big says she is “so happy and proud to be a real African woman.” Her offspring will be happy and proud to qualify for Affirmative Action.

Please welcome Martina Big and Michael Eurwen to the representative Racial Imposter List:

Martina Big and Michael Eurwen
James Livingston
Ja Du
Joshua Marcus
Philip and Paul Malone
Jeb Bush
Susan Taffe Reed
Michael Derrick Hudson/Yi-Fen Chou
Shaun King
Andrea Smith
Rachel Dolezal
Vijay Chokal-Ingam
Elizabeth Warren
Ward Churchill

Jan 07 2019

Trial Date for Rachel Dolezal

Rachel Dolezal — who has undermined the liberal premise that blacks are intolerably oppressed by pretending to be black — is back in the news:

A Spokane County Judge is growing impatient with legal maneuverings by disgraced former NAACP President Rachel Dolezal – also known as Nkechi Diallo – on charges of welfare fraud.

After Dolezal was outed by her parents as a Caucasian, she was canned from her job as an NAACP professional black supremacist. She still managed to make an income through speaking engagements and making dolls, soap, and artwork. She supplemented this income by pretending to be destitute just as she pretended to be black.

Diallo was able to collect nearly $9,000 in state financial assistance, starting in August of 2015 through November of 2017. But a state investigation of her banking records found that she had deposited more than $80,000 during that same period.

A trial date has now been set for March 4th. From there, Dolezal may enhance her authenticity by marching forth into the life of a jailbird for up to 15 years.

On a tip from Lyle.

Feb 27 2017

Rachel Dolezal Hits the Skids

The racial impostor business is still working out okay for Talcum X. Not so for Rachel Dolezal:

Dolezal, the infamous white woman who for years passed herself off as African American and rose to become head of an NAACP branch, is now jobless, on food stamps and expects to soon be homeless.

A defiant Dolezal, 39, recounted her current plight to The Guardian. Dolezal said she’s only been offered jobs in reality television and porno flicks. A friend helped her come up with the money for February’s rent and she doesn’t know how she’s going to pay for March.

And she still says she’s not white.

She says she is “trans-black.” If Bruce Jenner can pass himself off as a woman…

Times have been tough since she was exposed as a faux person of politically preferred pigmentation:

The formerly successful leader of the Spokane NAACP chapter and a university professor [actually instructor], Dolezal – who once sued historically-black Howard University for racial discrimination, because she was white – now says she’s been turned down for 100 jobs and her memoir was rejected by 30 publishers before finding a taker.

The title of the memoir: In Full Color. Rachel has as much color as Casper the Ghost. But she feels herself to be black, and since biological reality is only a social construct according to liberal ideology, she asks,

“What other choice is there than to be exactly who we are?”

I was going to burst into tears over the plight of this poor lunatic, but then I realized that Captain Capitalism is right. Being an unemployable persona non grata instead of getting the preferences she must have expected to receive by pretending to be black is poetic justice.

On tips from Heckrules, Steve2, KirklesWorth, StephaneDumas, rpp618, and Sufferfortribe.

Apr 14 2016

Racially Perplexed Rachel Dolezal to Write Book About Her Racial Identity

If there is one thing Rachel Dolezal does not understand, it is her racial identity. Due to a combination of extreme moonbattery and mental illness, she has been unable to come to grips with it. So naturally she is writing a book about it:

It has almost been a year since former Spokane, Washington, NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal was exposed as a white woman who claimed to be black.

But Dolezal, who sparked outrage from critics who said she committed cultural appropriation and fueled conversation about self-identification and the concept of being transracial, said she doesn’t have any regrets.

“I don’t have any regrets about how I identify. I’m still me and nothing about that has changed,” she said during an appearance on the “Today” show on Tuesday.

Dolezal was born to white parents in Lincoln County, Montana, in 1977. She came to media attention last June when her estranged parents publicly said that she is a white woman who was passing as black.

Dolezal later resigned from her position with the NAACP and was dismissed as chair of Spokane’s police ombudsman commission. She also resigned from her position as education director at the Human Rights Education Institute in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, citing discrimination.

Having learned nothing from her humiliating experiences, she wants to move forward.

Dolezal said she has some upcoming speaking engagements and that she recently completed a TED talk.

She also said that she is “looking forward to getting back into racial and social justice work” with plans to write a book about her racial identity and her personal experiences.

By way of a preview of the ludicrous nonsense that will fill the pages of her book, Dolezal gibbers,

“So this larger issue of if you don’t fit into one box and if you don’t stay there (for) your whole life from birth… what does that look like? Race is such a contentious issue because of the painful history of racism. Race didn’t create racism, but racism created race.”

Racism created race. Anyone who finds that feasible probably holds an advanced degree in something useless.

Note that she still doesn’t understand that being the white offspring of white parents makes you white. Anyone who does understand this is better qualified than Rachel to write a book about her racial identity.

If her book sells well, expect to see books about personal responsibility by affluenza teen Ethan Couch, success in professional sports by Michael Sam, and honesty by Hillary Clinton.

On a tip from Steve T.

Jun 19 2015

Rachel Dolezal Declares Herself to Be Bisexual

When faux black Rachel Dolezal was offered a reality show, I thought: that’s it, this farce is now complete; it perfectly encapsulates our tawdry age of moonbattery run amok. Then when we learned of a Rachel Dolezal sex tape, I thought: okay, it wasn’t complete before, but now it is. Yet the story still wasn’t finished. Rachel Dolezal had not yet proclaimed herself to be a polysexual pervert:

Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP President accused of misrepresenting her race and masquerading as a black woman, revealed she is bisexual in an interview with NBC Nightly News.

“I’m bisexual. And so, you know, I’ve dated men and women,” she told NBC’s Savannah Guthrie. “And I will intentionally ask, like, ‘So do you just date light-skinned women? What’s your spectrum?’”

During the interview, Dolezal also compared her experience to that of Caitlyn Jenner, and told Guthrie she cried after reading Jenner’s covert story in Vanity Fair because she identifies with the internal struggle transgender people sometimes face while trying to live authentically.

Dolezal is certainly familial with the pain of not living authentically. During the interview, pity for the one-man freak show previously known as Bruce Jenner and for herself reduced her to tears.

Even now the Rachel Dolezal spectacle is not complete. She hasn’t announced her intention to get a sex change operation.

On a tip from Chronos Z. Wonderpig.

Jun 18 2015

Rachel Dolezal Sex Tape

Even after she was offered her own reality show, the Rachel Dolezal spectacle had not reached rock bottom. Now at last the inevitable sex tape has come to light:

Rachel Dolezal once accused her ex-husband of forcing her to take part in a homemade sex tape, Daily Mail Online can reveal.

Dolezal, 37, admitted participating in ‘sexual acts’ on camera with Kevin Moore, who has been pictured in public for the first time since their wedding photo appeared.

However, Dolezal – a serial litigant who resigned her post as leader of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP Monday – insisted she took part in the video against her will.

Considering that this comes from a known hoaxer whose entire existence is a fraud, whether the sex video ever really existed is questionable.

The lurid claim was one of a raft of damaging accusations she leveled at Moore, 37, in a bid to deny him access to their young son Franklin. Moore denied the allegations.

Montana-born Dolezal married the African American physical therapist in March 2000 but their marriage ended five years later in a bitter court battle.

Race faker Rachel demanded a divorce, claiming in court documents seen by DailyMail.com that she suffered ‘years’ of ‘physical, emotional, sexual and verbal abuse’ at his hands. Moore has denied her claims.

Rachel’s brother Joshua backs up the claims of abuse. But then, Joshua “is facing a raft of criminal charges relating to the alleged sexual abuse of another family member, who was a minor at the time.” Supposedly Rachel’s enraged family outed her as a Caucasian because she took the alleged victim’s side.

The writers for Dolezal’s reality show will face a challenge topping her actual life in terms of tawdry vulgarity. Even if there is no sex tape, maybe they will make one and show it on TV. What’s left of our culture has just about reached that point.

On tips from Rob E and Tchhht!!!.

Jun 17 2015

Rachel Dolezal Helped Incite Baltimore Riots

The farce named Rachel Dolezal becomes ever more outrageous. Now we learn that this faux woman of color brought her act to Baltimore, where she egged on welfare savages to tear down whitey’s world:

Rachel Dolezal, the Washington state NAACP president whose racial identity has been called into question, spoke in Baltimore at a May 20 post-Freddie Gray protest outside police union headquarters. …

Dolezal talked about the challenges for the miniscule black community in Spokane, noting that they comprise “just, like, one percent of the population.” She discussed police brutality issues there including the case of Lorenzo Hayes, 37, who died in Spokane police custody on May 13. …

Dolezal also talked about her experience of having received anonymous threats.

“Not only have we had these incidents with police, I have received these racist threats – death threats,” Dolezal said.

Typical of Dolezal and of her cause, these threats were hoaxes.

While in Baltimore, Dolezal also posed for photos with the comparably absurd State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby, whose cartoonish lack of professionalism while railroading police officers for the death of Freddie Gray would appall any American who still believes in the rule of law.

At least Mosby is actually black. Maybe her behavior is excusable under the doctrine of the Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations.

Here’s video of Rachel Dolezal disguised as a black, revving up the phony “no justice no peace” rioters’ rallying cry:

On tips from Manuel R and Rob E. Hat tip: Right Scoop.

Jun 17 2015

Rachel Dolezal Offered Reality Show

Congratulations to Rachel Dolezal. She has taken tawdry absurdity to the final extreme, and has been appropriately rewarded:

Dolezal is fielding multiple offers to film a reality show, and is seeking professional representation after her bombshell interview on the Today show.

Dolezal, currently in New York City after appearing on TODAY Tuesday morning, has been “offered two reality shows from different production companies,” an insider told Radar. “The offers were made last week along with several others that were just outrageous. Rachel recognizes that she is going to need an agent and a publicist, and is going to be hiring a professional team in the next few days.”

“Rachel wants to use all of the publicity to raise awareness about race relations,” the source said.

She has certainly raised awareness about the phoniness of the race relations narrative we are fed by liberals, and about how it is exploited by the unscrupulous not only to advance toxic ideology but to acquire fame and fortune.

Dolezal’s “phone has been ringing constantly since the scandal broke, and she truly seems to be enjoying all of the attention,” the insider said. “Going back to her former life just isn’t an option.”

Dolezal — who is now denying that she is related to her parents — doesn’t have even a passing acquaintance with reality, making her highly qualified to take part in a reality show.

If the gig falls through, she can always get a job as a sideshow act with a traveling circus. Step right up folks if you dare and behold the incredible Dolezalumba, captured deep in the heart of Africa! Dress her in a loincloth, put a bone through her nose, teach her to bite heads off chickens for an extra charge… it wouldn’t pay as well as a reality show, but it might be less tasteless.

On tips from Rob E, Steve T, J, and Chronos Z. Wonderpig. Graphic via Resist We Much.

Jun 16 2015

Virtuoso Race Card Player Rachel Dolezal Sued Black Howard University for Discrimination

She may have a lot of loose screws rattling around under the phony Buckwheat hairdo, but you have to hand it to professional racist Rachel Dolezal — she is highly skilled in her area of expertise. Being a transracial black (i.e., a black who is actually white) enabled her to exploit this skill and play both sides of the race card. No doubt she secured her position as president of the Spokane NAACP and professor of Africana studies by pretending to be black, just as this ruse allowed her to promote her ideology by staging hate hoaxes. But if you know what you are doing, even being white can be turned to your advantage:

The NAACP official who [Monday] resigned in the face of evidence that she masqueraded as black once sued Howard University for denying her teaching posts and a scholarship because she was a white woman, The Smoking Gun has learned.

Rachel Dolezal, 37, who headed the NAACP’s Spokane, Washington chapter, sued Howard for discrimination in 2002, the year she graduated from the historically black college with a Master of Fine Arts degree.

Dolezal, then known as Rachel Moore, named the university and Professor Alfred Smith as defendants in a lawsuit filed in Washington, D.C.’s Superior Court. During the pendency of the civil case, Smith was chairman of Howard’s Department of Art.

According to a Court of Appeals opinion, Dolezal’s lawsuit “claimed discrimination based on race, pregnancy, family responsibilities and gender.” She alleged that Smith and other school officials improperly blocked her appointment to a teaching assistant post, rejected her application for a post-graduate instructorship, and denied her scholarship aid while she was a student.

The court opinion also noted that Dolezal claimed that the university’s decision to remove some of her artworks from a February 2001 student exhibition was “motivated by a discriminatory purpose to favor African-American students over” her.

As detailed in the court opinion, Dolezal’s lawsuit contended that Howard was “permeated with discriminatory intimidation, ridicule, and insult.”

A white attending Howard would be a fool not to expect plenty of “discriminatory intimidation, ridicule, and insult.” Nonetheless Dolezal lost her suit.

Following the dismissal of Dolezal’s lawsuit (and the Court of Appeals decision), she was ordered to reimburse Howard for a “Bill of Costs” totaling $2728.50. During the case, she was also ordered to pay the university nearly $1000 in connection with an “obstructive and vexatious” court filing that sought to improperly delay her examination by an independent doctor.

Dolezal’s legal attack was not only vexatious but greedy:

Dolezal’s lawsuit included “claims for medical and emotional distress damages,” according to a court docket.

Good thing the suit didn’t succeed. She might have tried suing her way to a presidential position in the NAACP rather than posing as a black. We would have been denied all the laughs she has provided.

On tips from Rob E, Blonde-Bond 007, J, Ken in Florida, and Steve T.

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