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Mar 26 2019

Charges Dropped Against Jussie Smollett

You didn’t think that a gay black Hollyweirdo would be held responsible, did you? All charges have been dropped by Crook County against clownishly inept hate hoaxer Jussie Smollett:

Smollett had been arrested on disorderly conduct charges for allegedly staging a phony attack and claiming he was the victim of a hate crime. Records for the case were immediately sealed and the case has been expunged from Smollett’s record.

He will not have to account for the countless manhours of police time wasted on his publicity stunt even as real violence in that degenerating city spirals out of control.

Smollett’s hoax was so lamely staged that his guilt is overwhelmingly probable. The evidence against him and his Nigerian accomplices is public knowledge. But he is a special person, belonging to several privileged groups. Besides, a trial would draw unwelcome attention to the widespread hate hoax phenomenon, undermining the liberal establishment’s narrative.

There is still one cloud on Smollett’s sunny horizon. He also sent himself a hate hoax letter, which could constitute mail fraud — a federal crime that is considered more serious than disturbing the peace and filing a false police report.

On tips from Varla, Sean C, Heckrules, and Byron.

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