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Jul 12 2018

Charges Dropped Against Stormy Daniels

Agreement-violating porn star Stormy Daniels is a hero among progressives these days. Rolling Stone actually ran an article entitled, “One Night with Stormy Daniels, the Hero America Needs.” No doubt the media that adorantly provides this liberal role model with a platform will agree that she is the victim of politically motivated oppression, having been arrested for her lewd behavior in a Columbus strip joint:

According to court documents, while performing, Daniels forced patrons’ faces into her breasts and began using her bare breasts to smack the patrons.

Documents also state that Daniels fondled the breasts of female patrons.

Touching is only allowed among family members when it comes to nude or seminude exotic dancers, per Ohio’s Community Defense Act.

Fortunately for the Democrats, charges have been dropped, freeing up Stormy for the VP slot if her lawyer Michael Avenatti runs for POTUS as he has suggested. The ticket would personify where the party stands on moral issues.

On tips from 1-Bodhisattva and TCS III.




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