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Feb 17 2020

Charles Barry for President

It’s not as if no one benefits from New York’s descent into anarchotyranny. After 139 arrests, Charles Barry is making out fine:

Barry walked out of Manhattan Criminal Court early Saturday after his arraignment in his most recent arrest on Thursday afternoon.

He knew that except for having to spend about 36 hours in police custody, there were no immediate consequences to his alleged crimes, which include charges he snatched cash from people trying to use MetroCard machines.

“I’m famous! I take $200, $300 a day of your money, cracker! You can’t stop me!” Barry yelled to a Daily News reporter late Thursday night as police led him out of NYPD Transit District 1 headquarters in the Columbus Circle station.

Why shouldn’t he crow? He and people like him have conquered New York State. Projections suggest that they will soon have the demographic leverage to inflict the same on the country as a whole.

“Bail reform, it’s lit!” Barry said. “It’s the Democrats! The Democrats know me and the Republicans fear me. You can’t touch me! I can’t be stopped!”

It is because of New York’s liberal bail reform that Barry is so quickly released to commit further crimes.

Democrats are so desperate to find a suitable presidential candidate, maybe they should try Barry. No one personifies what the party stands for better than he does.

On a tip from Sean C.



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