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Dec 02 2017

Chocolate Milk Is Back

The wicked witch is dead — or at least, no longer in a position to tell kids they can’t have chocolate milk:

It really is possible to roll back the senseless tyranny that seems to pile ever higher upon us with every passing year.

On a tip from J.

13 Responses to “Chocolate Milk Is Back”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    We must all drink more chocolate milk in our war against white privilege.

  2. Feet2Fire says:

    Leftists are joyless cranks, and they can’t stand to see anybody have any pleasure, fun, enjoyment… not even a taste of chocolate milk!? Good heavens!

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  4. Frank says:

    Leftists are all about control. Gun control, sugar control, portion control, media control, news control… it never ends with them.

  5. Joe Mama says:

    I remember hearing somewhere that chocolate milk is better than Gatorade for electrolytes.

  6. Mike_W20 says:

    Chocolate milk is racist.

  7. Troy McClure says:

    The only pleasure the left approves of involves shoving things up buttholes

  8. MJR says:

    How long before a progressive judge rules that Trump cannot change the rules?

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  10. Anonymous says:

    Yes. Someone, somewhere is happy doing things that don’t involve progressive autohomoeroticism and that must be stopped, comrade! For the greater good!

  11. Long Ben says:

    Are we sick of winning yet?

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