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Jan 08 2019

Church of Satan Hails Christian Bale

In yet another dig at the sort of regular Americans who elected Dick Cheney, Tinseltown awarded Christian Bale a Golden Globe for parodying the former Vice President. Bale exploited the award ceremony to drive home the insult:

“Thank you to Satan for giving me inspiration on how to play this role,” the actor told the Globes audience, who promptly cheered and laughed at the jab.

Satan inspires most everything that goes on in Hollyweird. Fortunately, the more obnoxiously the left-wing elitists dominating La-La Land grind their moonbattery in everyone’s face, the sooner the rest of the country will find an alternative source of entertainment, which will do wonders for our cultural health.

As for Cheney, he is a decent man who served his country well, despite his adventurous views on foreign policy. The liberal herd hates him primarily because they think everyone else hates him; that is, because the media told them to hate him. Earning the particular enmity of the liberal establishment is the crowning achievement of a notable career.

Bale is not going to broaden his appeal with nasty attacks on Republicans. However, he did shore up support from Devil worshipers:

If Satanists really do support liberty and individualism, they ought to drop the Halloween trappings and join the GOP.

On tips from ABC of the ANC, 1-Bodhisattva, and Varla.




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