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Nov 26 2017

Church of Sweden Gender-Neutralizes God

Stalin tried to eradicate Christianity by sending priests and nuns off to gulags to die in the snow. It didn’t work. A more dangerous strategy is to take it over from within and subvert it, replacing the contents with silly liberal ideology, until it collapses into farce:

The Church of Sweden is encouraging its clergy to use the gender-neutral term “God” instead of referring to the deity as “he” or “the Lord”.

For now, it is not forbidden to refer to the Judeo-Christian conception of God as male — only discouraged. But you can see where this is heading:

Priests can now open their services by referring to the traditional “Father, son and Holy Ghost” or the gender-neutral phrase “in the name of God and the Holy Trinity”. Other gender-neutral options are available for other parts of the Church of Sweden liturgy.

The church’s Historic First Female Archbishop Antje Jackelen barks that “God is beyond our gender determinations,” presumably transcending even the full list of 31 genders acknowledged by New York City.

It is unclear how they will refer to the Lord’s Prayer, now that the word “Lord” is regarded as politically incorrect. The prayer will likely fall into disuse anyway, since it starts with “Our Father.”

They could impose the transition from Christianity to moonbattery all at once, by converting every church into an abortion clinic. But progressives prefer an incremental approach, lest they engender resistance.

On tips from Varla and Steve A.

15 Responses to “Church of Sweden Gender-Neutralizes God”

  1. Jester says:

    Methinks it isn’t going to go over well when the people in charge of Sweden find out Allah has been gender-neutralized…

  2. KHarn says:

    Maybe it’s the translation, but “god” is masculine, “goddess” is feminine and “deity” is neutral.

    Or maybe they’re just ignorant.

  3. Occam's Stubble says:

    “Our gender-non-specific parent, who art in Heaven…..”

  4. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Well, clearly our language is sexist. It must be eliminated.

  5. Mr. Freemarket says:

    The Church of Sweden used to be the Lutheran Church. I’m pretty sure Martin Luther is rolling over in his grave.

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    They should just come out all the way and call it the Holy Trannity.

  8. 127guy says:

    Happily participating in their own demise…

  9. A Croft says:

    Spinning like a windmill in a hurricane.

  10. A Croft says:

    Good one.
    And they probably will, give them a few years.

  11. Geeknerd says:

    In Christianity, there is only one unforgettable sin; can anyone remember what it is?

  12. BiffWellington says:

    Simply a temporary condition. Once the Muslims take over Sweden, they will kill all gays along with any remaining infidels.

  13. Callawyn says:

    In Sweden, the Church is a Department of their Government.

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