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Jan 13 2019

Church Services in the Rainbow Utopia

Church services can be a little dry in countries that have not been blessed with multicultural enrichment, but they don’t have that problem in South Africa. At the International Pentecostal Holiness Church in Limpopo yesterday, 23 church members were arrested for offenses that included public violence and assault to cause grievous bodily harm. Two were hospitalized with serious injuries.

“It is alleged that two rival groups of the church had an altercation during a church service where other members went on the rampage and started assaulting several people and damaged vehicles which were parked within the church premises,” police said in a statement.

Police confiscated weapons ranging from “four big sticks” to “20 petrol bombs.” Thrill-seeking congregants are encouraged to come back next weekend to see if anyone gets necklaced on the altar at the conclusion of the homily.

At least there were no reports of drinking engine cleaning fluid during services.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

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