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Sep 09 2016

Clark University Comes Up With More Microaggressions

Ignorance of the law is no defense. It is a challenge to keep up with the constant new restrictions on what we may say or think that are imposed by the ever-encroaching laws of political correctness, especially since it is not a single legislative body but the entire liberal establishment that generates new proscriptions. Fall behind on new developments, and you risk crimethink.

Be advised that it is no longer permissible to ask blacks if they play basketball, to utter the phrase “you guys,” or to ask Asians for help with math homework, according to new guidelines imposed by Clark University in Worcester, Massachusetts. All are to be regarded as microaggressions.

That’s not all:

One example of a ‘microaggression’, that [Chief Diversity Officer Sheree] Marlow presented to an audience of around 525 first-year students at Clark, was to imagine what it feels like to see their race or gender not represented on a ‘wall of fame’.

‘On your first day of class, you enter the chemistry building and all of the pictures on the wall are scientists who are white and male. If you’re a female, or you just don’t identify as a white male, that space automatically shows that you’re not represented,’ she said.

No more honoring notable achievers in any field unless you include representatives of all identity groups, presumably including but not limited to quadriplegic dwarves, six-toed lesbians of African descent, dyslexic transsexual albinos, et cetera. That is to say, no more honoring notable achievers in any field, since it would be impossible to represent every conceivable group.

Achievement is a microaggression, because it casts those who do not achieve in a negative light. We cannot achieve utopia until achievement has been abolished.

racist-microaggression
Not being racist is a microaggression.

On a tip from Steve A.



16 Responses to “Clark University Comes Up With More Microaggressions”

  1. BillyBob Bob says:

    Hon, look up ‘Field’s Medal winners’.

  2. Grumpy Cat says:

    But mathematics is a white privilege, colonial oppressive construct…Gibs me mah iPhawn nows!

  3. Silence Dogood says:

    Are you f*cking kidding me?!? My GOD we can’t win for losing. Keep it up rejects and you’re gonna find yourself on the wrong side of a revolution

  4. Vic Kelley says:

    How about when coloreds ask or axe humans for the time, a cigarette, or spare change? Is it a microaggression? No, it’s a sizing up for a potential armed robbery, assault or murder. Oh well I promise not to ask any coloreds if they play basketball.

  5. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    dumbasses

  6. Jester says:

    ‘On your first day of class, you enter the chemistry building and all of the pictures on the wall are scientists who are white and male. If you’re a female, or you just don’t identify as a white male, that space automatically shows that you’re not represented,’ she said.

    What’s the purpose of implementing this mentality? Simple. It’s yet another method the Left is using to dovetail the masses from Obamacare into full single-payer healthcare. History DOES repeat itself, you know:

    During the Cultural Revolution, many medical experts with an unreliable political background were sent to the countryside. Although barefoot doctors were lauded as one of the “new things” that the Cultural Revolution had created, the medical field, research and education were weakened as a result. The cities were deprived of doctors, while semi-skilled barefoot doctors were active in the rural areas.

  7. OK, OK. You’re a person. No, wait – you’re not a person. You’re black. No, wait – you’re not black. You’re a person. No, wait – you’re a black person. What is it that you want me to see when I look at you? For the love of God, can we move on yet?

  8. KHarn says:

    THAT is a “political movement”, not a human being.

  9. KHarn says:

    “…does that mean you don’t see me?”
    Dear God, I wish I didn’t !

  10. grayjohn says:

    I see you. I see a smirking asshole that makes a mockery of education. Smirking assholes come in all colors, and are a waste of money and effort no matter what shade they smirk under. You are not in school to learn anything. Drop out and make room for someone who wants to learn and become more than they are. You are useless and you don’t belong where you are. Get the fuck out.

  11. FrozenPatriot says:

    Good (very) short film showing where this all goes…

    https://youtu.be/5FrZQavx0N8

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  14. Hexhamgeezer says:

    I read her introductory letter @ https://www2.clarku.edu/offices/diversity-inclusion/pdfs/greeting-from-chief-officer-of-diversity-and-inclusion-clark-university.pdf

    and, speaking as a non-graduate, found it to be an ungrammatical stream of literary diarrhoea.

  15. Troll Magnet says:

    well, lately your people’s only contributions to society have not been positive at all, so yea i rather not see you!

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