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Aug 02 2019

CNN: White Robots Are Racist

If there is a bottom to liberal self-parody, CNN will find it. The liberal propaganda service plunges ever deeper into guffaw-inducing moonbattery. Now we learn that since the color white is racist, robots are racist if they are painted white.

The following is not satire, but text actually extracted from CNN Business:

You see them in films like Will Smith’s “I, Robot” and Eve from “Wall-E.” Real-life examples include Honda’s Asimo, UBTECH’s Walker, Boston Dynamics’ Atlas, and even NASA’s Valkyrie robot. All made of shiny white material.

Is that so that you can see that they are clean and undamaged? Of course not. That explanation would not promote Cultural Marxism.

The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research.

The “research” was conducted by New Zealand’s Human Interface Technology Laboratory and published by the University of Canterbury. Barks lead researcher Christoph Bartneck:

Imagine a world in which all the robots working in Africa or India are white. Further imagine that these robots take over roles that involve authority. Clearly, this would raise concerns about imperialism and white supremacy.

Just as clearly, more research — preferably lavishly funded by government agencies — will be required to determine how to avert such a calamity.

At least crash test dummies tend to be white too. Maybe their suffering can serve as reparations for the racism of white robots.

On a tip from R F.

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