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Jan 28 2013

Collectivism Forces North Koreans to Eat Their Children

It would be hard to imagine a story more emblematic of oligarchical collectivism:

Hungry parents in North Korea have been caught eating their children to avoid starvation, according to reports.

One father is said to have been executed by firing squad for killing his two kids for food. …

The Sunday Times told how undercover reporters recorded several horror stories from inside the poverty-stricken nation.

They included one man who dug up his grandchild’s corpse to eat and another who boiled his child and ate the flesh.

Thousands of North Koreans are feared to be starving to death while their chubby leader Kim Jong-Un regularly dines on banquets.


Oops, wrong oligarchical collectivist. Here in the USSA, we don’t eat our children literally yet. We eat them figuratively, by devouring their future with a gargantuan debt they will be left to pay off.

On a tip from Wiggins.

17 Responses to “Collectivism Forces North Koreans to Eat Their Children”

  1. Dr. 9 says:

    Why don’t they eat their army? There’s plenty to go around.

  2. Jodie says:

    When China hears this, they just might re-think their one child policy.

  3. Winston Smith says:

    Will Planned Parenthood offer to ship dead American babies to the North Koreans? Wouldnt suprised me if they did.

    What happened to the body of the execucted guy who dined on his kids? Did they serve him as the main course afterwards?

  4. Winston Smith says:

    I wonder if Kim Jong Un’s favorite American 80s band is The Fine Young Cannibals?

  5. Ummah Gummah says:


    Dang! He looks like a Fruit of islam.. pun 100% intended.


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  7. Doug says:

    Sorry Winston, they were a UK and.

  8. Sam Adams says:

    Apparently the kids were over-ripe. If they had just been harvested earlier……

  9. Bob Roberts says:

    There’s been a lot of talk from Obama’s “personal army” (occu-tards) of eating the rich…

  10. Hunter says:

    As much as I despise our president, it’s incredibly silly to compare his policies to the Juche ideology of NK…

  11. stvader says:

    gives a new meaning to the word baby food. budom chsh.

  12. Flu-Bird says:


  13. dan says:

    Hunter…apparently you are not aware of the
    Supreme Moonbat’s advocacy of late term child sacrifice …

  14. Hunter says:

    Dan… What does late-term abortion have to do with a political ideology that forces its citizens to kill and eat their own children to avoid starvation? Abortion is not unique to communism, so your comment makes little sense.

  15. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    it’s incredibly silly to compare his policies to the Juche ideology of NK…
    This Juche ideology is nothing more than Marxism in practice
    5 year plans focusing on heavy industry,
    (Obama focuses on green energy)
    Kim Il Sung took over operations of the Taean Electrical Machinery Plant, then declared himself expert in all facets of the economy, henceforth creating the Taean work system (state run industry)
    (Obama has GM )
    NK (in the pursuit of class equality) created three classes of subject, the peasant, worker, and the samuwon (party loyalists)
    Obama fosters three classes as well
    The welfare brood sow, the producers(who are milked dry to pay for it all) and the government class (including generous crony capitalist donors).

  16. John says:

    I’ve looked for ages for a copy of a Soviet poster, printed during Stalin’s great famine, when it was discovered that starving people were eating their children and government officials thought this might be bad for propaganda purposes, had posters made saying “Eating Your Children is Wrong”. I’ve always thought it encapsulated Communism better than anything else I’ve seen.

  17. Hunter says:

    @Ghost of FA –

    Juche ideology is a bit more than simple Marxism, I’m afraid. That being said, it is still silly to evoke the name of Obama in reference to people in NK being forced to murder and eat their own children to avoid starvation.

    Europe is far more socialist than we currently are, and their citizens are not murdering and eating their own children. This is simple fear-mongering.

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