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Dec 15 2017

Cologne’s Solution to Colognization

Among the afflictions imported by Fatima Merkel is “Colognization.” This makes urban areas unsafe for German women, particularly on New Year’s Eve, when Islamic welfare colonists tend to run wild, helping themselves to the spoils of conquest. But this year the city most closely associated with the phenomenon will be safe, because moonbat mayor Henriette Reker has come up with a solution:

The tweet says the city of Cologne is launching a Respect campaign and will provide bracelets to all visitors. Reker was to present the project at noon Wednesday.

Surely the bracelets will inspire the invading Muslim hordes to treat German women honorably.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

22 Responses to “Cologne’s Solution to Colognization”

  1. ICEvictim says:

    it’s like carrying doggy treats so those rabid rottweilers don’t rip your throat out

  2. BiffWellington says:

    I guess they already tried the “no penis zone” undies?

  3. Mr. Freemarket says:

    And then there is this one:

  4. MAS says:

    It should work, about as well as gun free zone signs do…

  5. […] believe they have a solu­tion that will pro­tect women from a repeat of such sav­agery: have them wear lit­tle rub­ber bracelets that say “respect”. Yeah, good luck with […]

  6. Yeah, I’m sure the illiterate savages will totally stop raping when they see those bracelets. Ridiculous!
    Gotcha linked in my Friday post at DaTechGuyBlog, Dave! Here:

  7. JackisBack says:

    Europeans deserve the hell they have thrust upon themselves.

  8. Feet2Fire says:

    Too silly and absurd to believe some ADULTS came up with this childish approach to the barbarous Muslimaniacs!

  9. magic1114 says:

    Not nearly as effective as a .45 ACP… This sounds like another SERIOUS case of cranial-anal inversion.

  10. 127guy says:

    Ham sandwiches would work better.

  11. Frank says:

    Having a brick in her purse would make it a bit more effective. Having a .357 Magnum in it would have enable her to permanently solve the rape problem.

  12. physicsnut says:

    here is a cure
    Handel’s Messiah – popular for 275 years
    / karl richter – audio only – munich – in german ****

  13. physicsnut says:

    who the heck elected her to
    ‘fundamentally transform’ Europe

  14. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Plus it reduces the load on the court system…assuming anyone was ever prosecuted for rape.

  15. Frank says:

    [FULL DISCLOSURE: I’M NOT JEWISH] Jews were central to Europe’s culture for hundreds of years, despite numerous purges and the Nazi genocide. Europe will better off with a culture that includes Jews rather than jihadis, if it gives itself a choice.

  16. Frank says:

    The USA has had to invest a lot of blood and treasure rescuing Europe from it’s stupidity twice. Let’s hope the muslim invasion isn’t another instance.

  17. MAS says:

    If those were stretched around the necks of the jihadists (like castration bands for steers) they’d be very effective.

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