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Mar 04 2018

Colorado School Replaces Detention with Yoga

Credit where due. Sometimes even the moonbats running public education come up with good ideas. This ought to guarantee good behavior:

A special grant from Denver Public Schools has allowed Doull Elementary to pilot a program where they trade out detention for Yoga.

“I teach children the practice of yoga and meditation,” said Trinidad Heffron.

For Miss Triny, as the kids call her, and for the school, this is about reevaluating the way they discipline, not taking it easy on the kids.

Any self-respecting grade school troublemaker is likely to find the punishment severe. For repeat offenders, the school ought to escalate the punishment by displaying throughout the school photographs of the transgressors striking yoga poses.

On a tip from Chronos Z. Wonderpig.

15 Responses to “Colorado School Replaces Detention with Yoga”

  1. Steve says:

    Ummm… Didn’t we learn recently that non-Indians doing yoga is cultural appropriation?

  2. MAS says:

    Yoga is a religion as is Islam. So then whatever happened to the leftist screaming about separation of church and state? It’s a rhetorical question…


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  5. grayjohn says:

    I don’t like Yoga. There’s something dark and sleezy about it. And too many people I can’t stand just love it.

  6. Mr. Freemarket says:

    All the more reason for concealed carry.

    BTW…where is the husband?

  7. dds100 says:

    Exactly. Yoga is more than an exercise.

    IT has religious and ethical motives for its actions, that should not be forced on the unaware.

  8. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Ah, how well I remember the “Front Leaning Rest”

  9. TheConservativeExpat says:

    This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen…….

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  11. magic1114 says:

    Will they require yoga pants for young boys?

  12. 127guy says:

    Will goats be part of the therapy?

  13. That Rapscallion...EtoculusDei says:

    Couldn’t hurt. Makes more sense than sitting with other miscreants doing nothing. I’d like picking up garbage and cleaning graffiti off furniture better.

  14. just a thought says:

    As long as it’s funny.

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