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Jan 15 2015

Conspiracy Revealed: Magical Shape-Shifting Jews Behind Charlie Hebdo Massacre

This one is worth stopping the presses for. For the first time in memory, MSNBC has let someone other than a brain-dead talking points–spewing drone near a microphone. Dana Kennedy casts doubts on the teary-eyed B.S. we hear about “oppressed” Muslim welfare colonists in France. Via Shoebat.com:

A highlight:

“I talked to a cross section of mainly French Algerian young men who said it was pretty much they felt the attacks were actually a conspiracy by the Jews to make Muslims look bad, and they told me that, one person told me that in fact they weren’t just regular Jews that were doing this, in fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape-shifting Jews, that were master manipulators and could be everywhere at the same time.”

That’s the level of sophistication civilization has been surrendering to.

Dhimmi Carter must feel vindicated now that we know he isn’t the only one who blames the Jews for the Charlie Hebdo massacre.

You don’t have to believe in magical shape-shifting Jews to smell a conspiracy. Just ask the tinfoil-hatters at the Ron Paul Institute:

The Charlie Hebdo affair has many of the characteristics of a false flag operation. …

It is a plausible inference that the ID left behind in the getaway car was the ID of the two Kouachi brothers, convenient patsies, later killed by police, and from whom we will never hear anything, and not the ID of the professionals who attacked Charlie Hebdo. An important fact that supports this inference is the report that the third suspect in the attack, Hamyd Mourad, the alleged driver of the getaway car, when seeing his name circulating on social media as a suspect realized the danger he was in and quickly turned himself into the police for protection against being murdered by security forces as a terrorist.

Hamyd Mourad says he has an iron-clad alibi. If so, this makes him the despoiler of a false flag attack. Authorities will have to say that despite being wrong about Mourad, they were right about the Kouachi brothers. Alternatively, Mourad could be coerced or tortured into some sort of confession that supports the official story. …

Why would Muslims be more outraged by cartoons in a Paris magazine than by hundreds of thousands of Muslims killed by Washington and its French and NATO vassals in seven countries during the past 14 years? … Killing people merely contributes to the demonization of Muslims, a result that only serves Washington’s wars against Muslim countries.

Call out the men in white coats and tell them to bring their butterfly nets.

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64 Responses to “Conspiracy Revealed: Magical Shape-Shifting Jews Behind Charlie Hebdo Massacre”

  1. SOME things I agree with R. Paul on, but false flag? Where? The Jews did this? As they were murdering off Jews at the Kosher market?
    Truly, the world has gone koo koo.

    BTW: We also eat children in our matzah… Ya cant make this sh’t up!

  2. SOME things I agree with R. Paul on, but false flag? Where? The Jews did this? As they were murdering off Jews at the Kosher market?
    Truly, the world has gone koo koo.

    BTW: We also eat children in our matzah… Ya cant make this sh’t up!

  3. MedicBear says:

    What lunacy will come from these people’s mouths next ? Let me get this straight: the people & groups we label as “radical Islamists” or “jihadists” openly say they will kill us, try to kill us and claim responsibility, kill us and also claim responsibility and brag and do so with no hesitation or apparent regret.

    BUT we’re supposed to believe some nebulous Jewish group planned and carried out this terrorist attack ?

    Yep. Sure. And we didn’t land on the moon, either. And there are intact UFOs in Nevada. And Bigfoot is my next-door neighbor. And so on.

    Anyone who perpetuates these insane and hurtful lies is either clinically insane, and likely a danger to themselves and others or pathologically motivated and sociopathic and a danger to others.

    My only hope would be for these apologists to one day have to personally admit – even to just themselves and with their last breath – their grave error, preferably as they are beheaded by one of their pets.

  4. MedicBear says:

    What lunacy will come from these people’s mouths next ? Let me get this straight: the people & groups we label as “radical Islamists” or “jihadists” openly say they will kill us, try to kill us and claim responsibility, kill us and also claim responsibility and brag and do so with no hesitation or apparent regret.

    BUT we’re supposed to believe some nebulous Jewish group planned and carried out this terrorist attack ?

    Yep. Sure. And we didn’t land on the moon, either. And there are intact UFOs in Nevada. And Bigfoot is my next-door neighbor. And so on.

    Anyone who perpetuates these insane and hurtful lies is either clinically insane, and likely a danger to themselves and others or pathologically motivated and sociopathic and a danger to others.

    My only hope would be for these apologists to one day have to personally admit – even to just themselves and with their last breath – their grave error, preferably as they are beheaded by one of their pets.

  5. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2014 says:

    Think of it this way, the rest of us who are being displaced, executed and genocided away can laugh at them since we are comparative gods to their levels of ignorance beholden to 7th Century fables, myths and superstitions that are now using 21st Century technology to perpetuate.

    It is rare that the better man allows himself to be eradicated by his lessors. As the New Dark Age approaches, we will see amazing sunsets!

  6. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Think of it this way, the rest of us who are being displaced, executed and genocided away can laugh at them since we are comparative gods to their levels of ignorance beholden to 7th Century fables, myths and superstitions that are now using 21st Century technology to perpetuate.

    It is rare that the better man allows himself to be eradicated by his lessors. As the New Dark Age approaches, we will see amazing sunsets!

  7. TED says:

    The left is so use to anything they say being backed up by the leftist media they aren’t ashmed to say ANY crazy-ass thing that come into to their demented empty heads.

  8. TED says:

    The left is so use to anything they say being backed up by the leftist media they aren’t ashmed to say ANY crazy-ass thing that come into to their demented empty heads.

  9. Appalled By The World says:

    Magical Jews??? Please please point me in their direction as I would love to befriend one and make my life a lot better!

  10. Appalled By The World says:

    Well put!

  11. Appalled By The World says:

    Magical Jews??? Please please point me in their direction as I would love to befriend one and make my life a lot better!

  12. Appalled By The World says:

    Well put!

  13. Appalled By The World says:

    May I ask if you are magical or just regular? If magical I’d like to know what forms you can take lol.

  14. Appalled By The World says:

    May I ask if you are magical or just regular? If magical I’d like to know what forms you can take lol.

  15. Spartan24708 says:

    I’ve heard this nonsense from that bunch for years. Most of the craziness was from college educated converts who should have known better but had already been brainwashed.

  16. Spartan24708 says:

    I’ve heard this nonsense from that bunch for years. Most of the craziness was from college educated converts who should have known better but had already been brainwashed.

  17. dan says:

    I’ll believe it when I hear the fat lizard sing 1
    Jews are to Hebrews what Roman Catholicism is to Christianity ….
    the State Department/CIA is to the United States and the Mossad is to the State of Israel
    ….and then there’s MI-6

  18. dan says:

    I’ll believe it when I hear the fat lizard sing 1
    Jews are to Hebrews what Roman Catholicism is to Christianity ….
    the State Department/CIA is to the United States and the Mossad is to the State of Israel
    ….and then there’s MI-6

  19. MrRightWingDave says:

    Oh…I get it now! Hitler was a Jew, trying to make the Germans look bad. How naive I’ve been.

  20. $121596887 says:

    Oh…I get it now! Hitler was a Jew, trying to make the Germans look bad. How naive I’ve been.

  21. GuateNY says:

    I’m unemployed and would like to become a magical, shape-shifting Jew. Any information would be appreciated.

  22. GuateNY says:

    I’m unemployed and would like to become a magical, shape-shifting Jew. Any information would be appreciated.

  23. bobdog19006 says:

    The Ron Paul Institute.

    This the same guy that libertarians stayed home for last election? Because he wasn’t on the ballot?

  24. bobdog19006 says:

    The Ron Paul Institute.

    This the same guy that libertarians stayed home for last election? Because he wasn’t on the ballot? The one that thought he should be President of the Formerly United States?

    That guy?

  25. Obviously…I’m magical 😉

  26. Obviously…I’m magical 😉

  27. Appalled By The World says:

    Please cast all jihadists and their Lefty pals back into the alternate universe where they belong then 🙂

  28. Appalled By The World says:

    Please cast all jihadists and their Lefty pals back into the alternate universe where they belong then 🙂

  29. Well, my magic is not working too well 🙁
    Must be b/c I am middle aged

  30. Well, my magic is not working too well 🙁
    Must be b/c I am middle aged

  31. jkaufman357 says:

    Reminds me of the Bugs and Daffy cartoon “Duck Amuck.”

    “When in doubt, apply Rule 303.”

  32. jkaufman357 says:

    Reminds me of the Bugs and Daffy cartoon “Duck Amuck.”

    “When in doubt, apply Rule 303.”

  33. EtoculusDei says:

    I became a magical shape shifting Mexican Immigrant years ago…..it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

  34. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    I became a magical shape shifting Mexican Immigrant years ago…..it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

  35. EtoculusDei says:

    The weird thing about human history is that no matter what is happening….at some point we’re going to start killing Jews. I think this may be why God told the Jews to take out everyone living in the promised land. It bought them a little time before the next set of massacres began.

  36. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    The weird thing about human history is that no matter what is happening….at some point we’re going to start killing Jews. I think this may be why God told the Jews to take out everyone living in the promised land. It bought them a little time before the next set of massacres began.

  37. Appalled By The World says:

    That’s the prime of life. Magic powers should be at full strength!

  38. Appalled By The World says:

    That’s the prime of life. Magic powers should be at full strength!

  39. It would be better if I was young, hot stuff and gorgeous.
    The magic powers are all over the place in the wrong place at 50, believe you me

  40. It would be better if I was young, hot stuff and gorgeous.
    The magic powers are all over the place in the wrong place at 50, believe you me

  41. Appalled By The World says:

    I’m sure you still have a lot more of these qualities than any of those stupid jihadists so fear not.

  42. Appalled By The World says:

    I’m sure you still have a lot more of these qualities than any of those stupid jihadists so fear not.

  43. Noah Bawdy says:

    Where do people find tinfoil ? All I can find is aluminum foil. Also, if the idea is to block mind-control or telepathy or crap like that, wouldn’t lead foil be better ?

  44. Noah Bawdy says:

    Where do people find tinfoil ? All I can find is aluminum foil. Also, if the idea is to block mind-control or telepathy or crap like that, wouldn’t lead foil be better ?

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