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May 20 2020

COVID-19 Authoritarian Heartthrob Panties

A clue has been discovered that might help us grasp the appeal to liberals of the boot stamping on a human face forever. They may be sexually aroused by authoritarianism and bureaucratic suffocation.

The personification of these afflictions in the age of ChiCom virus hysteria are New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who killed thousands by forcing nursing homes to accept patients with COVID-19 while subjecting his state to a severe lockdown, and Anthony Fauci, primary author of the devastating Flatten the Curve approach that has senselessly thrown tens of millions out of work. Neither of them would appear to have much sex appeal. But they do to liberals:

L.A.-based clothing brand Canava is honoring New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, California Governor Gavin Newsom, and romance novel hero and heart-throbby disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci with a line of women’s underpants emblazoned with their names.

The 140-lb technocrat Anthony Fauci is 79 years old. But the many lives he has destroyed gives him a cachet that overcomes his physical limitations.

The limited-edition line kicked off in late April with the Cuomo briefs and bikinis, which apparently led to demand for Newsom and Fauci versions. Canava prides itself on being a carbon-neutral, woman-owned, sustainable operation, so naturally, the virus hunks line is for a good cause.

With moonbats, everything is about moonbattery — even underwear.

On a tip from Bluto.

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