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Sep 23 2016

Daily Show Host Accidentally Ridicules Gun Control

Daily Show host Trevor Noah, a moonbat who barks that great men like Christopher Columbus, Cecil Rhodes, and Andrew Jackson were worse than Hitler, would never intentionally argue against something as moronically left-wing as gun-free zones. He thought he was ridiculing the owner of an ice cream shop in St. Cloud, Minnesota (site of a recent Muslim terror attack) for posting a sign reading “MUSLIMS GET OUT.” But his argument applies perfectly to signs declaring gun-free zones:

You know what’s also strange is this man genuinely thought people who go around blowing people up would be stopped by a sign? You realize you’re talking to terrorists, not vampires. They don’t need to be invited in, all right? Or maybe he’s onto something, because if you think about it, we’ve never tried that. We’ve never actually tried to repel terrorists with signs. Yeah, maybe that’s all the airports need is a sign that says “No Terrorists,” yes? Yeah, and then guys are going to be walking going, “Oh, I was going to blow up the airport, but the rules are rules and they said I can’t come in. They said I can’t. They said I can’t come in.”

We have never tried “No Terrorists” signs, but we have tried “Gun-Free Zone” signs many times. They don’t work:

The Sandy Hook massacre? Gun-free zone. Columbine? Gun-free zone. The Aurora movie theater shooting? Gun-free zone. The shooting last year at an Oregon community college? Gun-free zone. The shooting at a movie theater in Lafayette? Gun-free zone. The attack on a military recruiting center in Chattanooga? Gun-free zone. The Ft. Hood shooting? You guessed it: gun-free zone. The San Bernardino attack? Gun-free zone. And the massacre perpetrated by an ISIS enthusiast at an Orlando night club? Gun-free zone.

Noah’s argument applies not only to gun-free zones but to gun laws in general. Neither have much effect on criminals, other than to reassure them that their victims will not be armed.

With the arguable exception of abortion clinics, the entire country is a murder-free zone. That doesn’t stop Islamic terrorism or gun violence by psychos and hoodlums. That’s why law-abiding citizens need to be armed, so as to be able to defend themselves.

Noah stumbles upon his first clue?

On tips from Torcer, TrojanMan, and TCS III.

7 Responses to “Daily Show Host Accidentally Ridicules Gun Control”

  1. TrojanMan says:

    Gun control is not about guns it’s about control. Rank and file moonbats may think it will help but their handlers know better. To them is about enslaving the populace.

  2. KHarn says:

    No. Friggin. Clue.

  3. Saxon Warrior says:

    Of course it is. Their agenda is dictatorship over the common man with the big fat Soroses, the scumbag Suckerburgs and the despicable Hillarys parasitically feeding off everybody else. But the dumb moonbats fall for the lie, believing that its all about stopping gun homicide!

    We are being led into slavery by moonbat lemings who are too stupid to see what the agenda really is. Moonbats believe that they are morally superior and smarter than everybody else, but in reality the opposite is true. They are morally decadent, gullible idiots, and they are dragging us into tyranny with their idiotic gestures and their street protests and their political naivety.

    If there is any justice in this World, moonbats will suffer more than anybody else when the utopia is finally achieved. There will be no place for homosexuals, feminists, transsgenders or hippies in the Brave New World of the Illuminati. They will have outlived their usefulness and will be assigned to the gulags or shot.

  4. Jester says:

    His statement was NO ACCIDENT. It’s just the next step in the logical drip-drip-drip progression towards what will be the FULL REPEAL of the Second Amendment. The same way in which Obamacare’s eventual intended failure will be the next step in the logical drip-drip-drip progression towards FULL REPEAL of private healthcare.

    That’s all.

  5. Taters says:

    Tests revealed Keith Scott’s fingerprints, DNA and blood were on a gun recovered at Tuesday’s officer-involved shooting scene. .

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  7. Testa Sterone says:

    So very true! But just try to tell THEM that!!!!

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