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Sep 16 2016

Daily Show Host Begins Rehabilitation of Adolf Hitler

What’s so bad about Adolf Hitler? After all, he was a socialist, who made sure no one in the private sector could either succeed or fail except within parameters determined by the government, thus guarding against inequality. He provided many “free” government services. He protected his people against the potentially dangerous liberties that Americans enshrined in the First and Second Amendments. Just as the Founding Fathers are becoming villains to be eradicated, maybe it’s time for moonbats to rehabilitate Hitler.

Trevor Noah, current host of The Daily Show, seems to think so. He applies the cherished progressive tool of relativism to demonstrate that Hitler wasn’t any worse than many others, including heroes deserving of great respect. Heatstreet shares highlights from his new book Born a Crime.

Americans and Europeans may think Hitler was the worst guy in the world…

But if black South Africans could go back in time and kill one person, Cecil Rhodes would come up before Hitler. If people in the Congo could go back in time and kill one person, Belgium’s King Leopold would come way before Hitler. If Native Americans could go back in time and kill one person, it would probably be Christopher Columbus or Andrew Jackson.

The great philanthropist Cecil Rhodes probably did more to raise the standard of living in Africa than any other person who ever lived. The same might be said for Christopher Columbus and the Western Hemisphere, since he lifted it out of Stone Age savagery; see Apocalypto to get an idea of what life was like here before Columbus arrived. Andrew Jackson was a war hero and a great president whose portrait is featured on the $20 bill for good reason.

Yet all are arguably worse than Hitler according to Trevor Noah, who concludes, “So in Europe and America yes, Hitler is the Greatest Madman in History. In Africa he’s just another strong man from the history books.”

Everything is relative, after all.

Good title, since moonbattery is a crime against sanity.

On a tip from J.

25 Responses to “Daily Show Host Begins Rehabilitation of Adolf Hitler”

  1. C. S. P. Schofield says:

    To be fair, since the end of the colonial era, Africa has been infested with post-colonial kleptocrats who were perfectly comfortable with using genocide as a tool of Statecraft. Idi Amin is believably accused of cannibalism – which, so far as I know, is one monstrosity the Austrian never committed. If he had not concentrated on white people, the case made could be not that Hitler wasn’t so bad but that Africa is frequently sufficiently awful that a Hitler might go unnoticed.

  2. Scattergood Baines says:

    And Desmond Tutu says that blacks were better off under apartheid.

  3. Scattergood Baines says:

    “When the country changed from Rhodesia to Zimbabwe, we were very excited,” one man, Kizita, told me in a village of mud-walled huts near this town in western Zimbabwe. “But we didn’t realize the ones we chased away were better and the ones we put in power would oppress us.”

    “It would have been better if whites had continued to rule because the money would have continued to come,” added a neighbor, a 58-year-old farmer named Isaac. “It was better under Rhodesia. Then we could get jobs. Things were cheaper in stores. Now we have no money, no food.”

  4. Grumpy Cat says:

    #! target to kill from the past, without a doubt: Karl Marx. Torcer might disagree (he would want to kill Trump).

  5. Stephen says:

    When Belgians arrived in the Congo, it was rather common for locals to welcome them by slicing up a slave girl and cooking her for dinner.

    Just before the Belgians were driven out of the Congo, the enormous country had hospitals, roads, functioning plumbing, and many other accoutrements of civilization.

    Today, the Congo is descending into a shithole of slavery and even cannibalism, and many Congolese would welcome King Leopold’s return.

  6. Artfuldgr says:

    an african american co-worker said to me that he hated columbus for what he did
    and i responded, so you would prefer a marginal existence or starvation in a place where there are no phones and so on in africa with all the deseases and such, because you cant assume that without capitalist america and all those evil people that the computer, cell phone and all that would exist.

    he said it would have existed anyway

    i said, really? you mean russia makes cars, cell phones and so on and without us china wouldnt, and most places copy the US to succeed not surpass it because they copied our patent office, our constitution and so on… so no, it wouldnt exist anyway, and that means you and i would not have met, you would not be in a nice place, and would be living subsistence in a place with no medicine and where altercations between neighborhooods is handled by genocidal attacks and enslaving women for babies. and thats only in the areas were people dont eat other people.

  7. Artfuldgr says:

    actually this is inane in that without the free market and all that success of free men over the rulers, turning them into administrative employees of the free, marx would not have gotten paid to come up with a false doctring to trick people back under despotic rule… ie. put the genie back in the bottle that progress and freedom let out

  8. Saxon Warrior says:

    The Holocaust. They said “we must never let it happen again.” So we are regularly reminded of it so that it can’t happen again.

    And just to make sure that it doesn’t happen again our Leftist guardians are always alert, always ready to expose those who may show even the slightest of Nazi or Fascist tendencies. Those who criticize Islam are called Nazis because they are racist and if their Islamophobia is not stopped it will lead to another Holocaust. The wealthy, greedy capitalists must be also stopped because if they are not it will lead to the rise of Fascism all over again. And so on….

    But the gullible, moronic Left do not realize that it is their own behavior that was responsible for the Holocaust. It was people like them that enabled the rise of Hitler in the first place, They do not realize that Muslims and Hitler were bedfellows.
    So clueless are moonbats that they believe in everything that is wrong and discard everything that is right.

    But now we have gone a step further. The Left aren’t even pretending to believe that they are the ones protecting us against Nazism and Fascism. Their true colors are now showing. They are actually agreeing that Hitler was a good guy. The Holocaust will probably happen again because of moonbats.

  9. Artfuldgr says:

    Canaan Banana was no sweatheart either

  10. Artfuldgr says:

    they were… same with the people of palestine that destroyed the hydroponics farms that the people of israel left them… [now they are claiming that the news of that period with photos and hat their rewriting of that is to rewrite the rewriting… funny)

  11. DM says:

    As with Nelson Mandela & his wife Winnie, they have been cleaned up and made saintly. So why not Hitler. Mandela was a murder and so was his wife. Famous for the neck tie, old tires filled with gas & set afire around the necks of his own people who did not agree with him. Those of us who remember are getting old and soon will be gone, so no one will be left to tell the truth about what happened. It was in the news when he and his wife Winnie went to prison. He was not a political prisoner. Just your run of the mill sadistic murder.

  12. Torcer says:

    Spike Jones – Der Fuehrer’s Face

  13. Jester says:

    Yet after Trump goes on a leftwingnutjob late night talk show last night, all progressives can squeal is HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER!!!

  14. Torcer says:

    You really should learn a few facts before you make statements like that.

  15. TrojanMan says:

    You ALMOST completed a post without trolling. Com’on man i have seen you do it before.

  16. J.j. Cintia says:

    Its not surprising. Savages don’t understand the concept of kindness. They see it as a weakness. Many White women have made the fatal mistake of being nice and been murdered and raped for their misguided charity. You have to realize that no good will come from appeasing the beast. Eventually it will eat you anyway, after you have exhausted your larder.

  17. Torcer says:

    Hitler and the socialist dream
    He declared that ‘national socialism was based on Marx’ Socialists have always disowned him. But a new book insists that he was, at heart, a left-winger

    George Watson
    Sunday 22 November 1998
    It is now clear beyond all reasonable doubt that Hitler and his associates believed they were socialists, and that others, including democratic socialists, thought so too. The title of National Socialism was not hypocritical. The evidence before 1945 was more private than public, which is perhaps significant in itself. In public Hitler was always anti-Marxist, and in an age in which the Soviet Union was the only socialist state on earth, and with anti-Bolshevism a large part of his popular appeal, he may have been understandably reluctant to speak openly of his sources. His megalomania, in any case, would have prevented him from calling himself anyone’s disciple. That led to an odd and paradoxical alliance between modern historians and the mind of a dead dictator. Many recent analysts have fastidiously refused to study the mind of Hitler; and they accept, as unquestioningly as many Nazis did in the 1930s, the slogan “Crusade against Marxism” as a summary of his views. An age in which fascism has become a term of abuse is unlikely to analyse it profoundly.

    His private conversations, however, though they do not overturn his reputation as an anti-Communist, qualify it heavily. Hermann Rauschning, for example, a Danzig Nazi who knew Hitler before and after his accession to power in 1933, tells how in private Hitler acknowledged his profound debt to the Marxian tradition. “I have learned a great deal from Marxism” he once remarked, “as I do not hesitate to admit”. He was proud of a knowledge of Marxist texts acquired in his student days before the First World War and later in a Bavarian prison, in 1924, after the failure of the Munich putsch. The trouble with Weimar Republic politicians, he told Otto Wagener at much the same time, was that “they had never even read Marx”, implying that no one who had failed to read so important an author could even begin to understand the modern world; in consequence, he went on, they imagined that the October revolution in 1917 had been “a private Russian affair”, whereas in fact it had changed the whole course of human history! His differences with the communists, he explained, were less ideological than tactical. German communists he had known before he took power, he told Rauschning, thought politics meant talking and writing. They were mere pamphleteers, whereas “I have put into practice what these peddlers and pen pushers have timidly begun”, adding revealingly that “the whole of National Socialism” was based on Marx.

  18. KHarn says:

    I’d let marx and stalin live so the world could see how bad communism is; otherwise, it or something like it would emerge from greed for what others have and a lust for control.
    I’d kill Eugene Debbs and/or Antonio Gramarcy.

  19. KHarn says:

    It’s a little known fact that Columbus tried to find an alternate route to China and India so that the west could avoid the MUSLIMS who were robbing and killing to finance their wars and empire.

  20. Area man says:

    But not to mention COMMUNISTS like Stalin and Lenin, responsible for the deaths of tens of millions of their OWN PEOPLE!

  21. Vic Kelley says:

    I didn’t realize trevor noah’s life stories merited a book deal.

  22. Saxon Warrior says:


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