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Feb 25 2014

Dartmouth Students Demand Money, Race Quotas, Speech Restrictions, Sensitivity Brainwashing, and More

Here I was thinking of Ivy League colleges as bastions of unmitigated moonbattery. Turns out they are actually hotbeds of racist oppression — but not for long, thanks to liberal rebels:

A group of disgruntled students at Dartmouth College sent an 8-page protest letter to leaders of the Ivy League institution Monday calling for reparations for what they claim is the school’s oppressive and racist atmosphere – and threatened “physical action” if their demands are not met.

The list of demands, written by “concerned Asian, Black, Latin@, Native, Undocumented, Queer, and Differently-Abled students,” include:

• Racial enrollment quotas for Black and Latino students to “at least 10 percent each”

• “Ensure that 47 percent of post-doctoral students are people of color”

• “Ban the use of ‘illegal aliens, illegal immigrants, wetback’ and any racially charged term”

• Mandate cultural competency and sensitivity training for professors

• “Ask staff/faculty to use students’ and employees’ preferred gender pronouns”

• Enroll more students in the country illegally (undocumented students); and provide them free legal assistance and financial aid

• Convert ethnic studies programs into full-fledged departments

• Incorporate into each department at least one queer studies class

• Increase the interdisciplinary academic focus on sexualities

• Enact curricular changes to force students to study social justice and marginalization in depth

• Provide gender-neutral bathrooms in every building on campus

• “Create a policy with serious consequences against hate speech/crimes”

• Create a policy penalizing and discriminating against students who use the Indian mascot

• Require school’s conservative paper give up “Dartmouth” name if they use term “Indian”

At this point, no one could credibly deny that our liberal ruling class predominately features totalitarians who want to use force to impose their bizarre and nauseating ideology on every facet of human existence. I can hardly wait to see how Dartmouth incorporates a class extolling the sanctity of sexual perversion into math and engineering programs — assuming that useful fields of study still exist at top colleges.

The purpose of this grotesque list of demands is to “eradicate systems of oppression as they affect marginalized communities on this campus.” Yet if any groups are oppressed and marginalized on college campuses, it is the groups liberals demand systematic discrimination against: whites, men, normal people, et cetera.

The unnamed students go on to assert that by March 24 – the first day of spring term – Dartmouth administrators must publicly respond to each item raised in the letter with “its exact commitment to each one of its demands” and that reparations that require funds “have a monetary commitment in the 2014-2015 fiscal budget.”

If they don’t get their way, the moonbats “will be forced to physical action.”

Stop snickering. Similarly clownish liberal screwballs were a prominent feature of college campuses in the hippie era. For example, armed black students took over the Naval ROTC offices at Columbia, demanding that it be renamed the “Malcolm X Lounge.” They actually got their way. Today one of them is the Attorney General of the United States. His radical ideology has not perceptibly matured.

The thuggish nuts who drew up the list of demands above will one day hold powerful positions in the federal government. What other kind of job would they be good for?

On a tip from R F. Hat tip: Frontpage Mag.

23 Responses to “Dartmouth Students Demand Money, Race Quotas, Speech Restrictions, Sensitivity Brainwashing, and More”

  1. TED says:

    SURELY there is a Daycare center in the area willing to serve them…

  2. TED says:

    The University should return with a DEMAND for SMARTER minority students!

  3. Beef says:

    In a sane world, the Dartmouth administrators would send back a concise message this motley group of brats: No.

    Unfortunately, they will probably accede 100% to this nonsense and then hit up alumni to foot the bill.

    And so it goes.

  4. Musicmaven says:

    I would suggest that Dartmouth round up these idiots , expell them and then replace them with students who really want an education.

  5. Mr. Mentalo says:

    People have been overlooking the disease that is laughingly called ‘higher education’ for years, and now the epidemic is beginning to make it’s way into society (hence Cass Sunstein, Valerie Jarrett, His Holiness, et. al.).

    Colleges have turned out two full generations of leftist, atheist, victim-ish zealots…and they mean us harm. The combination of smug superiority, blind devotion to leftist/marxist ideology and a determination to impose that utopia on every last human being AT ALL COSTS is a recipe for the apocalypse.

    As to those “students” who threaten that “physical action” will be necessary, I say “Ready, aim…”

  6. WMD says:

    I wonder what “student advisor” is really behind this. The students are too stupid to come up with all this on their own.

  7. ODA315 says:

    Oh please……..don’t hit me with your man purse!

  8. | says:

    This is what happens when you have a scholastic culture and environment that promotes the notion that children and adolescents are wiser than the adults.

  9. Jim says:

    Let’s go the rest of the way. DEMAND that all of Dartmouth’s sports teams (if any) also maintain the same racial makeup of the local community, defined as a 50 mile radius.

  10. KHarn says:

    =Enroll more students in the country illegally=

    Which would require the illegals to ADMIT they are breaking the law.

    “TED says:February 25, 2014 at 11:33 am”

    Yes, and don’t call us “Shirley”.

  11. Xavier says:

    Why can’t the President step in and regulate all those demands? /

  12. Spurwing Plover says:

    Expell them all from collage then banish them from america

  13. Jester says:

    Now all that’ll be missing from Dartmouth are the concertina wire fences and the “GULAG” signs!

  14. Mr. Mentalo says:

    Not for long, Jester.

    Also, I propose we cut to the chase and start calling it “Higher RE-education”.

    How many fingers do you see, Winston?

  15. AceRimmer says:

    Tin soldiers and Nixon’s coming……

  16. Bob Roberts says:

    Speaking of Dartmouth, again:

    Got to love the left wing lunacy… the greeniacs are probably having coronaries over this one:

    It turns out the answer to global warming is… wait for it… CLEARCUTTING FORESTS!

    Gentlemen, start your chainsaws!

    Drill down into the actual story and they’re suggesting we start paying people who formerly allowed loggers to produce timber to have all their timber cut down, turn their forests into meadows and supposedly that will help stop global warming.

    Paying people not to produce.

    Yep, definite lunatic liberal leftist moonbat idea!

    Meanwhile were do we go for the timber we need to build things? Or do we just go live in caves again? Or maybe use concrete (which produces a lot of CO2 as a side effect of it’s manufacture).

  17. Henry says:

    Incorporate into each department at least one queer studies class…

    How’s that exactly going to work in the Mathematics Department? Or Chemistry? Or Physics? Or Engineering?

  18. Marylou says:

    Anyone creative enough to come up with “differently-abled” should be smart enough to realize that beige is a color, too.

  19. Lord Squirrel says:

    “I can hardly wait to see how Dartmouth incorporates a class extolling the sanctity of sexual perversion into math and engineering programs”

    Considering that K-12 schools are routinely inserting “social justice” into science and math courses, I would assert that adding queer studies courses into STEM programs in higher ed will be child’s play for these evil people.

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  21. grayjohn says:

    Expell them all pemanently.

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  23. jc14 says:

    It may be the only way to teach this Libtards a lesson: let ’em have everything they want, and then stand back and watch Dartmouth (Commie Central) fall apart. Chaos ensues, and then the school (such as it is) shuts down. Love it!

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