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Oct 29 2015

Department of Energy Proclaims That Jack-o’-Lanterns Cause Global Warming

Otherwise moonbats would love Halloween, since it entails kids demanding treats they did nothing to earn. But it has been found guilty of economic injustice, because climate change causes income inequality and jack-o’-lanterns cause climate change:

Most of the 1.3 billion pounds of pumpkins produced in the U.S. end up in the trash, says the Energy Department’s website, becoming part of the “more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) produced in the United States every year.”

Municipal solid waste decomposes into methane, “a harmful greenhouse gas that plays a part in climate change, with more than 20 times the warming effect of carbon dioxide,” Energy says.

Somehow the USA managed to thrive for over 200 years without the Department of Energy, which was inflicted on the nation during the disastrous Jimmy Carter Administration.

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Someone was fed too much global warming B.S.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.



31 Responses to “Department of Energy Proclaims That Jack-o’-Lanterns Cause Global Warming”

  1. ThisObamaNation says:

    Just when you think the collective IQ of progressives could not possibly sink any lower they seem to find a new basement.

  2. ThisObamaNation says:

    Just when you think the collective IQ of progressives could not possibly sink any lower they seem to find a new basement.

  3. SineWaveII says:

    Except that most landfills capture methane and sell it to utilities to generate electricity. And if they don’t they burn it off in an eternal flame so it never reaches the atmosphere. The only decomposing hot gas here is from the garbage spewed by the left.

  4. SineWaveII says:

    Except that most landfills capture methane and sell it to utilities to generate electricity. And if they don’t they burn it off in an eternal flame so it never reaches the atmosphere. The only decomposing hot gas here is from the garbage spewed by the left.

  5. TED says:

    More like the DOE causes warming from all their HOT AIR BS!

  6. TED says:

    More like the DOE causes warming from all their HOT AIR BS!

  7. TED says:

    Just like there is no end to the height of their debt…

  8. TED says:

    Just like there is no end to the height of their debt…

  9. grayjohn says:

    Mongoloid environazi douche nozzles.

  10. grayjohn says:

    Mongoloid environazi douche nozzles.

  11. TED says:

    Want evidence??!

  12. TED says:

    Want evidence??!

  13. Appalled By The World says:

    I think it’s time to conduct a scientific study on how much methane is produced if we threw all the moonies into the trash and wait for them to decompose. THAT would be tax money well spent.

  14. Appalled By The World says:

    I think it’s time to conduct a scientific study on how much methane is produced if we threw all the moonies into the trash and wait for them to decompose. THAT would be tax money well spent.

  15. MAS says:

    Democrats…the Grinch that steals everything fun or sane. Because…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_ZANVFteU

  16. MAS says:

    Democrats…the Grinch that steals everything fun or sane. Because…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_ZANVFteU

  17. HarleyBobb says:

    My thoughts.

  18. HarleyBobb a Deplorable says:

    My thoughts.

  19. Momster says:

    Lib/prog/commies one all-consuming agenda is to suck every last morsel of joy out of life. They’re not happy until you’re not happy.

  20. Momster says:

    Lib/prog/commies one all-consuming agenda is to suck every last morsel of joy out of life. They’re not happy until you’re not happy.

  21. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Stop with the facts. You’ll give them all a bad day!

  22. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Stop with the facts. You’ll give them all a bad day!

  23. Rich Gongol says:

    Letting pumpkins rot in landfills is bad for global warming but I suppose letting them rot in compost piles would be green?

  24. Rich Gongol says:

    Letting pumpkins rot in landfills is bad for global warming but I suppose letting them rot in compost piles would be green?

  25. MissAnthropy says:

    How stupid. Where did the pumpkins get their carbon compounds from in the first place? They absorbed atmospheric CO2 while they were growing in a field somewhere. As they decompose, they release compounds back into the environment where they are taken up by some other plant growing in some other field.

    And methane? Are they aware that frozen ponds and lakes trap so much methane under the ice that you can punch a hole in the ice and light the escaping gas on fire? All that methane is produced by natural processes.

    But with Leftists the issue is never the issue.

  26. MissAnthropy says:

    How stupid. Where did the pumpkins get their carbon compounds from in the first place? They absorbed atmospheric CO2 while they were growing in a field somewhere. As they decompose, they release compounds back into the environment where they are taken up by some other plant growing in some other field.

    And methane? Are they aware that frozen ponds and lakes trap so much methane under the ice that you can punch a hole in the ice and light the escaping gas on fire? All that methane is produced by natural processes.

    But with Leftists the issue is never the issue.

  27. jayeS says:

    And all along I thought cows contributed to global warming! Man am I glad they have gotten off of the cows ass and onto to the pumpkin!

  28. jayesouthworth says:

    And all along I thought cows contributed to global warming! Man am I glad they have gotten off of the cows ass and onto to the pumpkin!

  29. jayeS says:

    Better off feeding them to the cows! Duh!

  30. jayesouthworth says:

    Better off feeding them to the cows! Duh!


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