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Sep 26 2014

DHS Head Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to Submit to Background Checks

Of all the foolish lies that have been excreted by the Obama Administration, a recent remark by Jeh Johnson, the left-wing fundraiser now in charge of our security, takes the prize as the most staggeringly moronic:

“From my homeland security perspective, I want people who are living in this country undocumented to come forward, to get on the books, and subject themselves to a background check so that I can know who they are and whether it’s the current DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) program or a path to citizenship – whether it’s deferred action or earned path to citizenship. From my homeland security perspective, I want people to come forward.”

So that’s why Johnson hasn’t lifted a finger to secure the border, despite the escalating terror threats from the Islamic State and al Qaeda. Once the election is over and Obama declares amnesty, the dozens if not hundreds of terrorists who have been taking advantage of the undefended border to sneak into the country will turn themselves in to the authorities.

Seeing is believing:

That he made this clown Secretary of Homeland Security tells you all you need to know regarding Obama’s feelings for this country.

On a tip from G. Fox. Hat tip: Allen West.



76 Responses to “DHS Head Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to Submit to Background Checks”

  1. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    I’m pretty well used to the silly crap that flies out of leftists’ pie-holes. But every once in a while you just have to sit and gape for a few seconds. This is one of those times.

  2. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    I’m pretty well used to the silly crap that flies out of leftists’ pie-holes. But every once in a while you just have to sit and gape for a few seconds. This is one of those times.

  3. Mr. Mentalo says:

    You said it.

    I mean, these insects are just crawling with deceit. They will NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE say “illegal”…unless it’s about an American and especially if he’s white (like how illegal it was for Sgt. Tahmooressi to go into Mexico with guns).

    I want to write more, but I’m just seething. I can’t put a sentence together without making gurgling noises and foaming at the mouth.

  4. Mr. Mentalo says:

    You said it.

    I mean, these insects are just crawling with deceit. They will NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE say “illegal”…unless it’s about an American and especially if he’s white (like how illegal it was for Sgt. Tahmooressi to go into Mexico with guns).

    I want to write more, but I’m just seething. I can’t put a sentence together without making gurgling noises and foaming at the mouth.

  5. ramrodd says:

    Department of Homeland Surrender

  6. ramrodd says:

    Department of Homeland Surrender

  7. Jim says:

    This just in: DHS announced that pigs fly. Film at 11.

  8. Jim says:

    This just in: DHS announced that pigs fly. Film at 11.

  9. Dan Northrup says:

    You have to let the illegals in before you know why they came.

  10. Dan Northrup says:

    You have to let the illegals in before you know why they came.

  11. Henry says:

    This is the product of a sub-human IQ.

  12. Henry says:

    This is the product of a sub-human IQ.

  13. GomeznSA says:

    He’s freaking delusional – all any responsible person has to do is look at how many sex offenders fail to properly register to get an idea of how many of the amnesty crowd will fade into the background. Does he have any real world experience in security or law enforcement?

  14. GomeznSA says:

    He’s freaking delusional – all any responsible person has to do is look at how many sex offenders fail to properly register to get an idea of how many of the amnesty crowd will fade into the background. Does he have any real world experience in security or law enforcement?

  15. MicahStone says:

    “DHS Head Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to Submit to Background Checks”

    Yep, just like Gun Control laws eliminate guns for criminals

  16. MicahStone says:

    “DHS Head Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to Submit to Background Checks”

    Yep, just like Gun Control laws eliminate guns for criminals

  17. BillyBob Bob says:

    Affirmative action, ‘The Bell Curve’ Jeh Johnson.

  18. BillyBobBob the Covfefe Bob says:

    Affirmative action, ‘The Bell Curve’ Jeh Johnson.

  19. TED says:

    EVERYONE there knows to take every single word said at a function such as that in the reverse. It’s a form of code all leftist POS know. Whatever they say take just the opposite of and you will be on track with the left. They lie and lie and lie again.

  20. TED says:

    EVERYONE there knows to take every single word said at a function such as that in the reverse. It’s a form of code all leftist POS know. Whatever they say take just the opposite of and you will be on track with the left. They lie and lie and lie again.

  21. TED says:

    That’s why Chicago is the safest city in this country. (see that’s how it’s done, just say the opposite of the truth and you are speaking liberal.)

  22. TED says:

    That’s why Chicago is the safest city in this country. (see that’s how it’s done, just say the opposite of the truth and you are speaking liberal.)

  23. bittman says:

    His statement is as stupid as Pelosi’s claim that “We have to pass Obamacare to find out what is in it?”

  24. bittman says:

    His statement is as stupid as Pelosi’s claim that “We have to pass Obamacare to find out what is in it?”

  25. ODA315 says:

    Well I’m feeling much safer now.

  26. Hungjumper says:

    Well I’m feeling much safer now.

  27. rex freeway says:

    I hope the poor bastards assigned to watch Obama and family after he leaves the White house fail to protect him. And a Muslim extremist removes his head on a golf course and kidnaps his family. And they are never seen again. And the people who were still swinging on his nut sack could say it was Bush’s fault.

  28. rex freeway says:

    I hope the poor bastards assigned to watch Obama and family after he leaves the White house fail to protect him. And a Muslim extremist removes his head on a golf course and kidnaps his family. And they are never seen again. And the people who were still swinging on his nut sack could say it was Bush’s fault.

  29. TruDat says:

    Has Obama appointed any white folks who aren’t gay, lesbian, or members of some other protected victim class? I guess we white folks just aren’t down with the struggle enough!

  30. TruDat says:

    Has Obama appointed any white folks who aren’t gay, lesbian, or members of some other protected victim class? I guess we white folks just aren’t down with the struggle enough!

  31. WatchDog says:

    This guy needs to have his azz kicked and really needs
    To change his drugs

  32. WatchDog says:

    This guy needs to have his azz kicked and really needs
    To change his drugs

  33. Dennis Manning says:

    If Privates, Seaman, and Airman are required urinalysis to join the military, why in the hell are we not requiring the Commander in Chief and all his incompetent schmuck cabinet members to succumb to a piss check? OBVIOUSLY this guy has been emulating Marion Barry by sniffing some illegal substance, he’s got to be trippin’!

  34. Lew says:

    MORE Koolaid Please!

  35. Dennis Manning says:

    If Privates, Seaman, and Airman are required urinalysis to join the military, why in the hell are we not requiring the Commander in Chief and all his incompetent schmuck cabinet members to succumb to a piss check? OBVIOUSLY this guy has been emulating Marion Barry by sniffing some illegal substance, he’s got to be trippin’!

  36. Lew says:

    MORE Koolaid Please!

  37. Dennis Manning says:

    Yeah, he represents a negative skew being the dumbass who scored waaaay lower than the rest of the pack! Although I must take that back because we’re talking about the Obama administration which is positively skewed being that most of his people mass at the low end with only single outlier in the normal range. Sorry for the statistical analysis folks.

  38. Dennis Manning says:

    Yeah, he represents a negative skew being the dumbass who scored waaaay lower than the rest of the pack! Although I must take that back because we’re talking about the Obama administration which is positively skewed being that most of his people mass at the low end with only single outlier in the normal range. Sorry for the statistical analysis folks.

  39. Larry says:

    What a F’N moron! This is what we get when we elect a foolish little man as President! He surrounds himself with morons, fools & idiots. Throw in a few nincompoops & you have the entire Obama regime. It is an absolute miracle that Obama & his henchmen (& women) have not gotten this country blown up by now.But for the Grace of God Almighty, we should already be smoking & smoldering from coast to coast by now. People, PLEASE vote for the more Conservative running for all your state & local positions in November so we can begin to take back our country from these people before it is too late.

  40. Larry says:

    What a F’N moron! This is what we get when we elect a foolish little man as President! He surrounds himself with morons, fools & idiots. Throw in a few nincompoops & you have the entire Obama regime. It is an absolute miracle that Obama & his henchmen (& women) have not gotten this country blown up by now.But for the Grace of God Almighty, we should already be smoking & smoldering from coast to coast by now. People, PLEASE vote for the more Conservative running for all your state & local positions in November so we can begin to take back our country from these people before it is too late.

  41. cHUCK says:

    Johnson is a nut case. The problem is the major news media, both published and broadcast, which echoes irrational statements and verifies them as truth. We have over two generations brainwashed by a politically manipulated public school system that re-writes both history and logic to suit its agenda.

    I believe there are enough rational, patriotic, conservative citizens in the U.S. to throw out the traitorous crowd and take back our country. But many conservatives don’t vote because they don’t think it makes a difference – mainly due to the rampant election fraud that gets worse each year and has peaked under the Obama regime. It’s so bad that the libs don’t bother to deny the allegations – they just go on repeating the same lies (which people believe) and manipulating the elections (which people DON’T believe).

    Actually, the conservative voter base is a huge majority – more than gays, atheists, socialists and Muslims combined. Even some Democrats are backing away from the Obama/Reid/Pelosi/Clinton efforts to “socialize” the U.S. Note that the U.N. Arms Treaty was rejected by over half the Senate, which is dominated by Dems.

    The main large potential voter base the liberals have is the rapidly growing population of illegal migrants – some of whom are already managing to vote illegally, and many of their LEGAL counterparts don’t like what’s happening on that front. If the estimated 75% of potential conservative voters will vote, we can salvage our nation.

    Our job before the fall election is to get apathetic conservatives to vote and to educate moderate liberals who don’t really want to live in a communist society. We all know at least some of these people, and we must guide them to a rational, patriotic approach to the election process. The issues we face transcend party lines. I don’t believe most people really want criminals and terrorists to control our country. They must be motivated before election day!

  42. cHUCK says:

    Johnson is a nut case. The problem is the major news media, both published and broadcast, which echoes irrational statements and verifies them as truth. We also have over two generations brainwashed by a politically manipulated public school system that re-writes both history and logic to suit its agenda.

    I believe there are enough rational, patriotic, conservative citizens in the U.S. to throw out the traitorous crowd and take back our country. But many conservatives don’t vote because they don’t think it makes a difference – mainly due to the rampant election fraud that gets worse each year and has peaked under the Obama regime. It’s so bad that the libs don’t bother to deny the allegations – they just go on repeating the same lies (which people believe) and manipulating the elections (which people DON’T believe).

    Actually, the conservative voter base is a huge majority – more than gays, atheists, socialists and Muslims combined. Even some Democrats are backing away from the Obama/Reid/Pelosi/Clinton efforts to “socialize” the U.S. Note that the U.N. Arms Treaty was rejected by over half the Senate, which is dominated by Dems.

    The main large potential voter base the liberals have is the rapidly growing population of illegal migrants – some of whom are already managing to vote illegally, and many of their LEGAL counterparts don’t like what’s happening on that front. If the estimated 75% of potential conservative voters will vote, we can salvage our nation.

    Our job before the fall election is to get apathetic conservatives to vote and to educate moderate liberals who don’t really want to live in a communist society. We all know at least some of these people, and we must guide them to a rational, patriotic approach to the election process. The issues we face transcend party lines. I don’t believe most people really want criminals and terrorists to control our country. They must be motivated before election day!

  43. Sharon says:

    Sure they will, just like gang bangers will lay down their guns because the law says they have to. Johnson is a bigger imbecile than Ovomit.

  44. Sharon says:

    Sure they will, just like gang bangers will lay down their guns because the law says they have to. Johnson is a bigger imbecile than Ovomit.

  45. John says:

    What planet is this clown living on?

  46. John says:

    What planet is this clown living on?

  47. anonymous says:

    Planet Moonbat, obviously.

  48. Anonymous says:

    Planet Moonbat, obviously.

  49. jaydee says:

    And he sees nothing wrong with what he is saying. Makes perfect sense to him. Idiot is a level up from where this man sits.

  50. jaydee says:

    And he sees nothing wrong with what he is saying. Makes perfect sense to him. Idiot is a level up from where this man sits.

  51. R. E. Powell says:

    He’s on the same level as his cousin Hank Johnson, the black senator from Georgia who was worried that if there were too many people on one side of Guam it would tip over. Just Google Hank Johnson Guam and watch the Looney Toons version. Is this the kind of representatives our tax money pays for? Ignorant voters put him into office as well as Reid, Pelosi, Boxer, Schumer, Waters, and the other scumbags.

  52. R. E. Powell says:

    He’s on the same level as his cousin Hank Johnson, the black senator from Georgia who was worried that if there were too many people on one side of Guam it would tip over. Just Google Hank Johnson Guam and watch the Looney Toons version. Is this the kind of representatives our tax money pays for? Ignorant voters put him into office as well as Reid, Pelosi, Boxer, Schumer, Waters, and the other scumbags.

  53. Town Crier says:

    Hes from the same planet that Obummer talks about in his “State Of The Union” address… NASA hasn’t found it yet.

  54. Town Crier says:

    Hes from the same planet that Obummer talks about in his “State Of The Union” address… NASA hasn’t found it yet.

  55. LibertyLover1776 says:

    The arses of the officials of this administration must be jealous of the crap that keeps coming out of their mouths.

    GOD save America

  56. LibertyLover1776 says:

    The arses of the officials of this administration must be jealous of the crap that keeps coming out of their mouths.

    GOD save America

  57. Neal Avery says:

    Best gun control I know is to use a two handed grip.

  58. Neal Avery says:

    Best gun control I know is to use a two handed grip.

  59. Jodie says:

    If history repeats itself, Jeh will take this lunacy as far as he can. When his law breaking and dirty deeds are being revealed and he is scheduled to testify about one of them, upon Obama’s wishes, he will resign and be replaced with someone even worse (if that were possible) – someone like Jesse Jackson, JR.

  60. Jodie says:

    If history repeats itself, Jeh will take this lunacy as far as he can. When his law breaking and dirty deeds are being revealed and he is scheduled to testify about one of them, upon Obama’s wishes, he will resign and be replaced with someone even worse (if that were possible) – someone like Jesse Jackson, JR.

  61. E.l. Roger says:

    SHIT FOR BRAINS !

  62. E.l. Roger says:

    SHIT FOR BRAINS !

  63. mathchopper says:

    Question: How many fukkin’ idiot niggers can we put up with while still saving America for our grand children?

  64. mathchopper says:

    Question: How many fukkin’ idiot niggers can we put up with while still saving America for our grand children?

  65. Yeah, good plan. This should work every bit as well as telling criminals that they shouldn’t break the law…..are these people really that stupid, or is it they think we’re that ignorant?
    Oh, wait – we put them in charge…..never mind.

  66. Yeah, good plan. This should work every bit as well as telling criminals that they shouldn’t break the law…..are these people really that stupid, or is it they think we’re that ignorant?
    Oh, wait – we put them in charge…..never mind.

  67. Gary Nelson says:

    JJ Jr. is receiving 8K+ a month in disability why on earth would
    he want to work?

  68. Gary Nelson says:

    JJ Jr. is receiving 8K+ a month in disability why on earth would
    he want to work?

  69. Jodie says:

    Good point, but with liberals, no amount of money is enough – and it is also about manipulation, power, and leaving a legacy (of evil).

  70. Jodie says:

    Good point, but with liberals, no amount of money is enough – and it is also about manipulation, power, and leaving a legacy (of evil).

  71. 762x51 says:

    Memo to NSA, DOJ, FBI, and DHS:
    WHEN the Islamic terrorists strike again and it is only a matter of time, it will be time for the heads of assholes like Johnson, and other government SCUM who have sat on their collective and collectivist thumbs for 14 fucking years and allowed this to happen in violation of the law(border fence). I mean heads on pikes in the cities. By actively and knowingly allowing us to remain undefended, they are aiding and abetting in a future attack making them equally guilty.
    If my friend and I rob a liquor store and he shoots and kills the clerk but I’m driving and never got out of the car and didn’t even have a gun, I’m equally guilty of 1st degree murder in the commission of a felony – armed robbery, making me eligible for the death penalty. The same goes for these government vipers who know the threats because they have access to the intel that we do not have, yet they willingly allow us to remain bent over with our pants around our ankles. They are in point of fact, accomplices to murder. The murders just haven’t occurred yet, but they will eventually.
    The penalty for that is death.

  72. 762x51 says:

    Memo to NSA, DOJ, FBI, and DHS:
    WHEN the Islamic terrorists strike again and it is only a matter of time, it will be time for the heads of assholes like Johnson, and other government SCUM who have sat on their collective and collectivist thumbs for 14 fucking years and allowed this to happen in violation of the law(border fence). I mean heads on pikes in the cities. By actively and knowingly allowing us to remain undefended, they are aiding and abetting in a future attack making them equally guilty.
    If my friend and I rob a liquor store and he shoots and kills the clerk but I’m driving and never got out of the car and didn’t even have a gun, I’m equally guilty of 1st degree murder in the commission of a felony – armed robbery, making me eligible for the death penalty. The same goes for these government vipers who know the threats because they have access to the intel that we do not have, yet they willingly allow us to remain bent over with our pants around our ankles. They are in point of fact, accomplices to murder. The murders just haven’t occurred yet, but they will eventually.
    The penalty for that is death.

  73. empty pockets says:

    Or Sharpton.

  74. empty pockets says:

    Or Sharpton.

  75. empty pockets says:

    Oh, yeah, Jeh…heh, heh. Sayin’ it makes it so in your world, huh? And criminals obey the gun laws. And illegals break no [other] laws so have nothing to worry about. Just come forward. Terrorists can come, too. With this clown in charge, how much of a “background check” would any of them have to worry about…once they even bother to get around to it, that is. DHS probably adopted the VA’s record keeping method and “questionable” illegals will go on that other list, the one no one sees.

    The most amazing thing about this? Things aren’t going up in smoke already with this regime running US into the ground.

  76. empty pockets says:

    Oh, yeah, Jeh…heh, heh. Sayin’ it makes it so in your world, huh? And criminals obey the gun laws. And illegals break no [other] laws so have nothing to worry about. Just come forward. Terrorists can come, too. With this clown in charge, how much of a “background check” would any of them have to worry about…once they even bother to get around to it, that is. DHS probably adopted the VA’s record keeping method and “questionable” illegals will go on that other list, the one no one sees.

    The most amazing thing about this? Things aren’t going up in smoke already with this regime running US into the ground.


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