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Sep 03 2012

DNC’s Mystery Guest

Even while denouncing Clint Eastwood’s highly effective appearance at the RNC in characteristically nasty terms, Democrats are trying to match it with a guest speaker of their own:

Social media users are mobilizing to try to get Betty White to introduce President Obama at this week’s Democratic National Convention, and the movement is gaining momentum. A Facebook group devoted to the cause has more than 18,000 likes (and counting) as of Sunday evening, while a petition on has more than 2,000 supporters.

The effort to get the 90-years-young actress began after Clint Eastwood’s awkward, rambling and nonsensical introduction of GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention that involved, among other things, the actor and filmmaker speaking to an empty chair.

According to the petition, Eastwood, “the Republicans’ ‘mystery guest’ at the RNC, gave a bad name to older Americans everywhere” with the introduction.

As Dirty Harry would say, a moonbat has got to know her limitations. Betty White is not in a league with Clint Eastwood.

How about Jane Fonda? She’s no Clint either, but she’s certainly old enough, and her infamous hatred of America ought to rev up the base.

hanoi jane
Hanoi Jane a couple generations ago.

On tips from Ghost of FA Hayek and Granny Jan.

19 Responses to “DNC’s Mystery Guest”

  1. chuck in st paul says:

    Sure, put Betty on there but tell her it’s the Comedy Club roast of Obysmal. That’s something I’d pay to see (and bring extra popcorn and vodka).

  2. Dr. 9 says:

    Since the place will be filled with hard-core Kool-Aid gulpers, it really doesn’t matter who they bring in. Besides, the Demoncrat army of political operatives, (a.k.a. the MSM) will be there to “spin and cover-up” any problems that may occur, assuming we even get to hear about them.

    I wonder if the American people watching this on TV realize they’re watching the demise of their country, their freedom, and their liberty. I wonder if they even care.

  3. TebowFTW says:

    Holographic Karl Marx, mayhaps.

  4. TED says:

    I’ll bet White won’t do it.

    WE own!

  5. Jim says:

    It will be Pee Wee Herman! No? How about Ted Kennedy? No? How about Vladimir Putin? No? It’s gonna be a top commedian, someone like Moonbeam Brown.

  6. A. Levy says:

    “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags…”

    A comment from Bubba Clinton to Hitlary Clinton re: Obummer.

  7. Mike T says:

    I’m still trying to decide if I’m going to watch it. I think it’s gone beyond the point of being funny. As Dr. 9 pointed out, The demise of our country will on display, and how many will be aware of what is happening?

    This election is for the future of America.

  8. Jodie says:

    Or maybe they could just cut out all the B.S. and have Ahmadinejad as their mystery speaker.

  9. Spider says:

    Did the American people know who they were handing their country, and their lives, to when they elected the Muslim-in-Chief? Have they ever found out who he really is?

  10. Wilberforce says:

    Ron Jeremy, Jack Kevorkian’s corpse, and Snooki would perfectly represent the Democrats, invite them.

  11. AndyPandy says:

    Betty White? That old Leftist crone? Good choice.

  12. MicahStone says:

    Ten Things You Will NOT See or Hear at the D-cRAT Socialist Convention
    10. OBOZO’s cronies who looted then bankrupted Solyndra, Evergreen Energy, Beacon Power, Ener1, Amonix, Solar Trust, Abound Solar, Spectra Watt, Eastern Energy, MF Global….
    9. An un-aborted fetus (i.e., a living infant – NO, the infantile mental age and infantile behavior of the delegates and speakers do not count.)
    8. A person who has CREATED a JOB
    7. A person that WORKS at a job
    6. A person that is NOT a member of the Choom Gang
    5. Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry – though you can see his blood on the hands of OBOZO, holder and napolitano
    4. Respect for the US Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Rule of Law or the US Military
    3. The American flag
    2. A Bible (copies of the koran will be carried by most delegates)
    1. The TRUTH

    NB: You will also NOT see Shrillary Rotten Clinton at this OBOZO event since she’ll be as far away from OBOZO and the DNC as she could get (while still being on Earth). The bad news: she’ll probably do another drunk, dirty dancing exhibit at this location (hey, she’s on the taxpayer’s dime so what do you expect?).

  13. bob says:

    I hereby predict that the DNC convention will be disappointingly attended, disappointingly watched, and overall fairly pathetic. I predict Barry will not get any bounce.

    I also predict that the lefties will, en-mass, not show up on election day. The only large block of votes will be cast by fraud.

    THEN, after all that, the whining and pouting and temper tantrums coming from 1600 Pennsylvania will be epic.

    Commence LOLs.

  14. 762x51 says:

    I think old Hanoi Jane would be a good choice as she clearly holds the same anti-American beliefs that Comrade Chairmen Obama holds. As a dirty commie white skank she would remind him of his mother.

    I would not be surprised however, to see Anita Dunne come out and recite from her favorite author, Chairman Mao. That would be perfect inspiration for the filthy Communist base of the DNC.

  15. Libtard says:

    Mystery guest: Bill Ayers.

    The brains behind the ascendancy of BO, academic darling, terrorist, communist and America hater.

    …touches all liberal bases.

  16. chuck in st paul says:

    I nominate Bill Maher. He’s just the sort of snob with a chip on his shoulder and a wa-a-a-ay to big image of himself to not be the poster boy for this year’s Dhimmeroid convention.

  17. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    How about pull Keith Olberman from his 1 900 dial a dork gig ?
    You know, to offset Obamafail with ultra failure

  18. […] Hanoi Jane might be the DNC’s mystery guest  “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags…”– a comment from Bubba Clinton to Willardry Clinton re: Obummer. […]

  19. Comanche Voter says:

    Why stop at Jane Fonda? Go all the way and get Tokyo Rose!

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