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Jul 31 2020

Don’t Say “Woman”; Say “Individual With a Cervix”

It is now forbidden to use the word “woman” to refer specifically to women, because that would be exclusive of women who are not women, but rather mentally disturbed men who dress in women’s clothes. The mandatory replacement phrase is “individual with a cervix.” Update your copy of the Newspeak Dictionary at once. CNN has spoken:

Unless we want to put them down the memory hole with Gone With the Wind, recordings of certain songs will need to be digitally altered. Revised titles include:

• You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Individual With a Cervix

• Oh, Pretty Individual With a Cervix

• American Individual With a Cervix

• Black Magic Individual With a Cervix

• I’m Every Individual With a Cervix

• Man! I Feel Like an Individual With a Cervix

• When A Man Loves an Individual With a Cervix

There will come a time when liberals will get out of bed, look in the mirror, snicker bleakly, and say to themselves, “I can’t go through with it. I can’t be a moonbat for even one more day.” But for now, we had better avoid using the word “woman” in a problematic context, i.e., to mean “woman.” Otherwise, we might get canceled.

On a tip from Henry B.

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