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Dec 27 2012

Earth First! Moonbats Call for “Eco-Assassinations”

If Professor Richard Parncutt’s demand that global warming deniers be executed didn’t convince you that enviromoonbats are not just flaky but evil, maybe Earth First!’s call for “eco-assassins” will work.

Enthralled by the terrorist activities of their hero and role model Ted Kaczynski, EF! is forming a splinter group explicitly devoted to not eschewing violence. A list of targets is provided, complete with addresses and phone numbers, mainly featuring CEOs of companies that provide society with the energy it requires to function. Brandon Darby, who informed on moonbats planning to firebomb police cars at the Republican convention in 2008, also makes the list.

The libs avoid conspiracy charges by stopping a millimeter short of actually advocating murder:

Let us say clearly, this is not a call to undertake assassinations of the elite scum who are pillaging the planet and enslaving the populace — but not because we think that is a bad idea.

And it’s also not because we think killing CEOs and lobbyists is negative PR either. In fact, most everyone hates these creeps, and many would applaud their demise. Some would even be so enthusiastic as to make a bid on the assassin’s old underwear if given the chance in a government auction, as we found out last year, when the State sold off Ted[ Kaczynski]’s personal belongings to further enrich the family of Unabomber victim Thomas J. Mosser, executive of corporate marketing giants Burson Marsteller. [See EF!J Vol. 31, #2]

We are not calling for the assassinations of CEOs and lobbyists primarily because those [EXPLETIVE DELETED] are disposable and replaced with relative ease. Whereas eco-revolutionaries like us are still far and few between, and someone getting popped on that sort of charge it could pull them out of the game for a long time.

So instead, until the police state and prison industrial complex is weakened, thus leveling the battlefield a bit more, we propose a campaign of “prank assassinations.”

This involves various acts intended to let people know they are vulnerable, and well hated — even that we wish they were dead.

Suggested “prank assassinations” are juvenile stunts that characteristically involve feces. But if one of the mental cases who comprise this movement gets carried away and kills someone, so much the better. Earth-rapers allegedly deserve to die for making the lights come on when we flip the switch.

Now where have I seen that fist symbol before?

On a tip from Bob Roberts.

15 Responses to “Earth First! Moonbats Call for “Eco-Assassinations””

  1. Alborn says:

    I think people who put the earth before mankind should be the first to give up their “mankind” to save the earth. The sooner they are all gone the sooner mankind can solve the real problems we face. Peace living together. Liars are the real problem not those who deny the liars.

  2. Michelle says:

    Liberalism —

    ALWAYS begins with hate, continues with threats, and ends in the murder of others.

  3. wildman says:

    We need to have the punishment fit the crime. first we need to round up the econuts. Transport them to an uninhabited island in the Kamchatka chain. Strip them naked and drop them off on the island to live in harmony with nature. No manmade materials will be provided. they will live and die as nature has intended naked and defenseless. Let them make fire and stone spears. we can start with the prof first.

  4. Smokey Behr says:

    Can we officially declare EF to be an outlaw organization (outlaw in the traditional sense) and begin to eliminate the problem yet?

  5. Jester says:

    Any amount of violence and debauchery is ok as long as progressives do it. Conservatives? Not so much.

  6. Tom Chase says:

    In the spirit of Christopher Fountain who was ambitious enough to publish the names and addresses as well as personal information about the scum who exposed every legal gun permit holder in two New York counties, does someone have the ability and resources to aggregate (a word I use to throw off commies) and disburse (another word)the names and addresses and personal information of ALL members of Earth First, The Sierra Club, World Wildlife Foundation etc? Maybe, just maybe we could stage mock assassinations of the leadership of such organizations. Or even better, mock assassinations of their rank and file members because then they might get a little feedback and loose a little revenue!!!

  7. Sadie Sue says:

    That is the fist of “Black Power” back in the 60’s, the Communists, and now the unions.

  8. Marian says:

    These are the people who are destroying the greatest country on earth. So they don’t use anything evil corporations make? Really? Do they eat? Use the toilet? Use a computer or cell phone? Do they use air conditioning in the summer and heaters in the winter? Do they drive? The must have money to do this full time. When they give up EVERYTHING corporations make, I MIGHT listen to them. Until then, crawl back under your rocks and STFU.

  9. bobdog says:

    I thought that symbol was copyrighted by the Gay Rights movement.

    (Yeah, I know. I’m going straight to hell for that.)

  10. Adam says:

    Those repulsive, sub- human savages in Earth First have never had a problem advocating violence as directly as they can without giving the cops good cause to nail them on incitement charges (They are as cowardly as they are brainless, hypocritical, and psychotic). I find it interesting that in that release, they specifically point out the murder of Burson Marsteller CEO Thomas Mosser, one of the Unabomber’s victims. What they don’t mention is that Mosser was completely innocent of any supposed crimes against the environment and that his blood is on Earth First’s hands. See, Kaczynski killed Mosser because Earth First’s propaganda rag, the Earth First Journal, falsely accused his company of being an accomplice in environmental destruction (Specifically, an issue of the Earth First Journal made the false claim that Burson Marsteller was the PR company that helped reform Exxon Oil’s public image in the wake of the Exxon- Valdez oil spill, with Kaczynski’s own words confirming that was why he targeted Mosser). In fact, all of Kaczynski’s victims were associated with companies that Earth First had put on their “Eco- F**ker Hit List.”
    Why is it that so many films today feature stereotypical greedy CEOs (Usually of businesses seen as harming the environment) and stereotypical right- wing redneck terrorists as villains, but never feature psychotic ecoterrorist groups like Earth First as villains? Don’t bother answering that, I know the answer already (Ultra liberals run Hollywood), I was just thinking out loud.

  11. Robert Maxwell says:

    How about Daryl Hannah? She used (shock horror!) gasoline in Kill Bill Volume 2 and plenty of oil is used in making movies.

  12. Jodie says:

    There motto seems to be: Earth First! People – meh, not so much.

  13. Jodie says:

    “Their” motto

  14. Suprsvc says:

    So when is someone going to post this nitwit’s full name, picture, family members names & pictures and respective addresses in some widely distributed publication. Not that I advocate that any harm come to the little (EXPLETIVE), nor that I think it would necessarily be a bad thing, but I think it’s important that all God fearing, liberty loving, Man-made Global Warming denying patriots in his neighborhood should know exactly where he lives, what he advocates and what he looks like so they can keep an eye on him. Seems only fair.

  15. Libertarian Advocate says:

    In the spirit of Christopher Fountain…

    Tom: Chris is a friend of mine. He’s also a non-practicing lawyer. I’m quite certain that he would strongly counsel against staging retaliatory mock assassinations as a counter-punch to EF!s dangerous plans.

    Best to let the morons do their idiotic and potentially suicidal pranks. I suspect that a fair number of their slated targets are licensed to carry and it’s a good bet they wouldn’t know they were being pranked.

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