Ecomoonbats Need Bathroom After Gluing Hands to Floor
Climate activists are smart enough to determine how civilization must be completely rearranged in accordance with what is best for the planet. However, they are not bright enough to consider that they might need the bathroom after gluing their hands to the floor of an auto showroom to draw attention to their impossible demand that transportation be “decarbonized”:
The group of 9 activists from the Scientist Rebellion group glued their hands to the floor of the Autostadt, a [Volkswagen] museum in the northern city of Wolfsburg, Germany. …
Some of the activists are on hunger strike, while others complained that Volkswagen had denied their request to have a bowl so that they could go to the toilet ‘in a decent manner’ while they are glued to the floor.
Maybe they should have planned ahead and worn diapers. Nothing could be more fitting, considering the endless tantrums and infantile mentality that characterize sanctimonious ecomoonbats.
Together with 15 other members of @ScientistRebel1 I have occupied the Porsche pavillion at @Autostadt, 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met https://t.co/Y5uo5IicXb @ClimateHuman pic.twitter.com/SUxUy5Q5uq
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
Let’s hope that next time these geniuses protest climate change in space by gluing themselves to a SpaceX rocket.
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