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Nov 03 2016

Ecosexuals Expand the Ever-Growing Pantheon of Perversions

LGBT is no longer considered sufficiently inclusive. Now we have LGBTIE, for “lesbian gay bisexual transsexual intersexual ecosexual.” The final E was evidently added at a pride fest in San Francisco last year. From the Ecosex Manifesto:


The manifesto goes on to proclaim that “ecosex is an identity.” So don’t you dare discriminate against people who enjoy having sex with knotholes or cucumbers by denying them hiring and promotion preference.

Australians who would like to learn more about ecosexuals have a special opportunity:

If you happen to find yourself in Sydney this week, you have the unique opportunity to have sex with the earth. You just need to stop by the “ecosexual bathhouse,” which is currently part of the Syndey LiveWorks Festival of experimental art. The bathhouse is an interactive installation created by artists Loren Kronemyer and Ian Sinclair of Pony Express, who described the work to me as a “no-holds-barred extravaganza meant to dissolve the barriers between species as we descend into oblivion” as the result of our global environmental crisis. But they also see their piece as a part of a much larger ecosexual movement, which they say is gathering momentum around the world.

No matter how crazy it gets, it keeps getting crazier.

Ecosexuals being weird.

On tips from Steve T, Torcer, and J.

17 Responses to “Ecosexuals Expand the Ever-Growing Pantheon of Perversions”

  1. grayjohn says:

    They should be allowed to be as weird as they want, inside a mental institution.

  2. SNuss says:

    I’d like to see them practice “pyrophilia”, while wrapped in a gasoline-soaked rainbow flag.

  3. WMD says:

    Did the Earth give them permission? I want to see the consent forms.
    If not, they are raping the Earth!!!

  4. Cecil Henry says:

    Nah, think I’ll skip it.

  5. Saxon Warrior says:

    Does a tree get pregnant when an ecosexual molests it? No. Does a waterfall give birth to a half-human species after an eco-pervert violates it? No. Does the soil produce offspring after a moonbat seduces it and beds it? No.

    Good. Then at least these freaks aren’t going to be reproducing any time soon!

  6. Torcer says:

    Give a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘ go pound sand’..

    Green, uh, Weenie of the Week: Ecosexuality??

    ‘Ecosexuality’ is on the rise, and it is exactly what it sounds like

  7. TED says:

    You’ve got to admit, THERE IS NO END TO THEIR IGNORANCE!

  8. TED says:

    And DON’T ever say “HOW STUPID CAN THERY GET” They take it as a challenge!!!

  9. TED says:

    The SAME SCUM that has brought you…

  10. KHarn says:

    And in the background is a muslim muttering “My god is right; these idiots DESERVE death!”

  11. StephaneDumas says:

    That reminds me of how South Park portrayed PETA.

  12. Jester says:

    Boredom is a terrible, awful thing.

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  16. TED says:

    THEY don’t work or do ANYTHING else constructive, after a while the drugs ROT what little brains they have away…

  17. Driveby says:

    Seems a few years back some guy was attempting to “dissolve the barriers between species” by having sex with a mule. The mule didn’t take kindly to the affair and kicked the guy clear out of the barn. Oh well, what’s a few broken ribs between lovers?

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