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Mar 19 2016

Fabio and Trump

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Given that they are both products of tabloid culture at its cheesiest, it should surprise no one that Fabio appears to favor Donald Trump. Also unsurprising, now that celebrity has become the prime qualification to hold public office, Fabio may run for office himself:

Hunky Fabio Lanzoni, famed for gracing the covers of romance novels, says he wouldn’t rule out a future political run after becoming a US citizen Wednesday.

His support for Trump isn’t an official endorsement, but…

he isn’t opposed to seeing Trump on the GOP ticket despite his controversial remarks about immigration.

“I think the [election] is going to be the most incredible TV you’ve ever seen in your life — nobody is going to watch the reality shows anymore,” he opined. “Donald Trump speaks his mind. If you like it or you don’t like it, at least you know where he stands.”

Actually, we have no idea where Trump stands. Just a few years ago he was poo-pooing the Tea Party and denouncing America for being too racist to appreciate the greatness of Barack Obama. After the 2012 election, he proclaimed that Romney lost by alienating Hispanics with his suggestion that illegal aliens should self-deport. Now I’m told that he will save the white race by kicking out Mexicans and then building a giant wall, although the wall will have a “big beautiful door” in it so that Mexicans can get back in to do the landscaping work at Mar-a-Lago.

Other Trump flip flops include the war on drugs, abortion, taxes, gun control, healthcare, social security, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, the Iraq War, torture, skilled worker visas, Syrian refugees, amnesty, et cetera, ad nauseam. Other than favoring imminent domain abuse, he does not seem to hold a single position now that he held in the first years of the Obama Administration, except of course his conviction that Donald J. Trump is the greatest man on earth.

All anyone knows for sure is that Trump would govern according to his ill-informed whims and conspicuously defective character.

Getting back to Fabio,

As an immigrant himself, the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spokesman believes in entering the US legally.

“If you want to come to this country, the American people are the greatest people on Earth and will welcome you with open arms,” he said. “But you have to go through the system — laws are made to be respected.”

This respect for rules sets him at odds with Trump, who has menacingly demanded that he be “automatically” given the nomination even if he does not come into the convention with a majority of delegates. Could there be a falling out? Even if Fabio is not eligible for president, could he and Trump one day face off against each other in the public square? Ratings would go through the roof:

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On tips from Varla and Torey Dawn. Graphics compliments of Torey Dawn.



21 Responses to “Fabio and Trump”

  1. […] Author: Dave Blount – Moonbattery […]

  2. trump 2 says:

    Trump our next president! Canaduh turd crud is finished back to canaduh!

  3. trump 2 says:

    Trump our next president! Canaduh turd crud is finished back to canaduh!

  4. Karma's Janitor says:

    Some people, to their own peril, will never understand where Trump stands.
    A greater number of people do understand, and they cant get enough.

  5. Remote Chance says:

    Some people, to their own peril, will never understand where Trump stands.
    A greater number of people do understand, and they cant get enough.

  6. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    Fabio and Flabby-0

  7. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    Fabio and Flabby-0

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  9. Feet2Fire says:

    The article byline says “By Dave Blount,” but it sounds more like the stuff that Soopermexican spews over on TRS. Hate to see moonbattery turn into another case of virulent TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. 🙁

    What does this mean? “…despite his controversial remarks about immigration…”?
    Trump has not denounced immigration; his WIFE is a legal immigrant. He has denounced gate-crashers, illegal immigrants. Big difference.

    And “…he will save the white race by kicking out Mexicans..” What hateful nonsense. You know darned well he is talking about DEPORTING ILLEGALS, especially the CRIMINALS–regardless of nationality.

    –BTW, the term is “pooh-poohing,” not “poo-pooing.” Poo-pooing is what this article does. 🙁

    What is it about being a Cruz-“fan” (“fan” is short for “fanatic,” you know) that turns people into such vitriolic, hateful beings? You are turning off some heretofore loyal participants with such a mean-spirited attitude.

  10. Feet2Fire says:

    The article byline says “By Dave Blount,” but it sounds more like the stuff that Soopermexican spews over on TRS. Hate to see moonbattery turn into another case of virulent TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. 🙁

    What does this mean? “…despite his controversial remarks about immigration…”?
    Trump has not denounced immigration; his WIFE is a legal immigrant. He has denounced gate-crashers, illegal immigrants. Big difference.

    And “…he will save the white race by kicking out Mexicans..” What hateful nonsense. You know darned well he is talking about DEPORTING ILLEGALS, especially the CRIMINALS–regardless of nationality.

    –BTW, the term is “pooh-poohing,” not “poo-pooing.” Poo-pooing is what this article does. 🙁

    What is it about being a Cruz-“fan” (“fan” is short for “fanatic,” you know) that turns people into such vitriolic, hateful beings? You are turning off some heretofore loyal participants with such a mean-spirited attitude.

  11. […] last, but not least, Moonbattery covers Fabio and […]

  12. wordsmeanthings says:

    calling Trump-supporters evil and stupid is not the best way to get us to vote for the other guy.

  13. wordsmeanthings says:

    calling Trump-supporters evil and stupid is not the best way to get us to vote for the other guy.

  14. Ed. G. Mann says:

    It is already has TDS bubbling everywhere. Probably what worries them most is their voting choices in November: Hillary, Trump or having the GOPe foist that GREAT Conservative Paul Ryan on them as the OoPe Prez candidate.

    They’re not going to get Cruz, the RNC hates him and poke him with a fork, he done. Besides the delegates picked up during the primaries, many more delegates are committee members, Congressmen, Staffers, Party hacks from the state delegations and donors. They all have a vote and they are just shy of the magic number of 1237. That’s how it works.

  15. Ed. G. Mann says:

    It is already has TDS bubbling everywhere. Probably what worries them most is their voting choices in November: Hillary, Trump or having the GOPe foist that GREAT Conservative Paul Ryan on them as the OoPe Prez candidate.

    They’re not going to get Cruz, the RNC hates him and poke him with a fork, he done. Besides the delegates picked up during the primaries, many more delegates are committee members, Congressmen, Staffers, Party hacks from the state delegations and donors. They all have a vote and they are just shy of the magic number of 1237. That’s how it works.

  16. 762x51 says:

    Here are few more Trump flip flops.

  17. 762x51 says:

    Here are few more Trump flip flops.

  18. GhostRider2001 says:

    I think we are looking at a Trump/Fabio love affair here, the stuff of dime store romance novels and the Hallmark network.

  19. GhostRider2001 says:

    I think we are looking at a Trump/Fabio love affair here, the stuff of dime store romance novels and movies on the Hallmark network.

  20. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    not if Obama can get there first!

  21. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    not if Obama can get there first!


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