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Nov 28 2012

Felonious Freak Stacie Laughton Steps Down

There has been a step backward in our march toward progressive utopia. Stacie Laughton, the first transsexual freakazoid to be elected to the New Hampshire House of Representatives, did not last the month. If only Barack Hussein Obama’s comparably farcical election had been as short-lived.

Despite [its] resolve to take office next week, the case of State Representative-Elect Stacie Laughton has taken a legal turn, forcing [it] to resign [its] seat.

Based on the language of NH RSA 607-A:2:1 it appears Laughton, a convicted felon who served four months in Belknap County House of Corrections, would have been ineligible to serve for six more years had [it] not decided to step down. …

Laughton, who is transgender, was convicted and served time while still living as a man, under the name Barry Laughton.

Although a felon in New Hampshire has the right to run for office and vote once they’ve fulfilled the terms of their sentence, another question was raised earlier Tuesday with the AG’s office — whether Laughton was legally able to serve as a state representative due to the open status of two concurrent suspended sentences.

Laughton was sentenced in July of 2008 on three charges. Two of them — 7 1/2 to 15 years for conspiracy to commit credit card fraud and 3 1/2 to 7 years for the falsifying physical evidence — were suspended pending 10 years of good behavior. …

Although [it] did fulfill the terms of [its] 12-month sentence on conspiracy to commit fraud, since two of the convictions against [it] were suspended pending 10 years good behavior, [it] has six more years to wait for [its] chance to run for office.

Cheer up, moonbats; the news isn’t all bad. Within six years New Hampshire will have been completely overrun by Massholes attempting to escape the taxes they impose on themselves back in Taxachusetts. The liberal values that found champions in long-serving politicians like murdering degenerate commie Ted Kennedy, child-molesting homosexual Gerry Studds, and repulsive pervert Barney Frank will assure Laughton’s success when it becomes eligible to try again.

The media calls it a she.

On tips from Tchhht!!! and JC.

23 Responses to “Felonious Freak Stacie Laughton Steps Down”

  1. Momster says:

    Now THAT is one scary looking dude…er…dudette….err…whatever. Yikes!

  2. Momster says:

    Now, was that photo taken before the “change” or after. If before–he’s still scary looking…if after–it’s still scary and downright pathetic.

    Come on “girl”! Get yourself some facial wax, glittery eye shadow, looongg lush false lashes with tons of mascara, shiny lipstick and, oh yeah, lots and lots of pancake makeup. Maybe using real pancakes would be better.

  3. Momster says:

    Looks like a bull dyke trapped in an ugly man’s body.

  4. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    He is simply a con man who changed his name to conceal his crimes.
    Not that any of this matters one bit to the intellectually bankrupt morons on the left.

  5. dmgore says:

    Just looks like a fat hippie liberal arts major to me.

  6. Mickey Shea says:

    Moonbat lawyer sez: since the crimes were committed when
    he was a male, and he is technically no longer a male, i.e. a different person, the rule doesn’t apply to him.
    Heh heh

  7. whotothewhat says:

    This guy looks he was a actor from some failed British comedy show called

    “Whats This All About Then!?

  8. ProudWingNut says:

    All of the criticisms are truly justified and the freak show continues. However, calling a transgender individual “IT” doesn’t really help your argument. The derision would still be valid without you debasing yourself in the process.

  9. Momster says:

    ProudWingNut says:
    November 28, 2012 at 11:21 am All of the criticisms are truly justified and the freak show continues. However, calling a transgender individual “IT” doesn’t really help your argument. The derision would still be valid without you debasing yourself in the process.

    How is one debasing oneself by calling a person who obviously isn’t a she and refuses to admit to being a he by the pronoun “it?” Barry/Stacie is debasing himself/herself/itself by pulling the “assigned to the wrong gender” bull$#!t. that is the only abasing going on.

    Open your eyes. Look at the picture for G-d’s sake!

  10. IslandLifer says:

    IT’S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

  11. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Thanks, Momster.

  12. Dr. 9 says:

    Can you think of a better reason to bring back public hangings?

  13. Aussie_john says:

    Is this the type of ‘it’ that is allowed in girls change rooms???

  14. Spartan24 says:

    The dude who rose such a stink about being considered a woman so he could use the women’s locker room admitted that he “liked to watch women change clothes” this was posted on some lesbian site so I think that even gay women are on to these sorts.

  15. 762x51 says:

    Another welfare recipient created or saved.

    Dr. 9 says:
    November 28, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Can you think of a better reason to bring back public hangings?

    Dr. – Yes I can, but this one will do.

  16. bluffcreek1967 says:

    Good Lord! Can we just ship him (it?) to San Francisco and let him blend in? Nobody would ever notice anything different or weird about him over there? Besides, do we really want him to ruin the beautiful landscape found in other places in the U.S.?

  17. LyleLovett666 says:

    Sure that’s a woman,and I’m a mountain gorilla with laser vision.

  18. Michelle says:

    Why is that in EVERY SINGLE CASE where these morons are involved the look absolutely hideous, and in no way shape or form even remotely resemble the female they claim to be?

    Seriously, there are millions of these women all over the world who look better than most supermodels even without a lot of makeup or glamour going on.

    It’s like Larry the Cable Guy changed his name to Stealla or something and figures that’s enough to qualify as a woman.

    These people are not women, they are wacko’s!

  19. Steven Tyler says:

    (That that that)
    Dude looks like an ugly dude

  20. If he wants to be a woman maybe he should make an effort to actually look like woman.

  21. mojo says:

    Now THAT is one butt-ugly woman.

  22. katzkiner says:

    What is more astonishing is this “thing ” got elected to anything, anywhere with multiple felony convictions. Does not say much for the voters. And we wonder how we ended up with the Kenyan commie.

  23. dirtydog1776 says:

    My God, enough to scare the pants off small children. Maybe Obama can toss him….her….it a few dollars for makeup and surgery?

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